Chapter 1: What happens at Madison's baby shower?
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Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens! I'm Ronnie, and that's the gorgeous Ben Mandelker over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? What's going on, baby? Not much. Just, um, I'm just hanging out here with you, having fun. Yes, it is time for a new season of Southern Charm, Season 11, Episode Uno. So we're glad to be here for that. You guys catch us Monday nights.
We're either doing Crappy Hour at 5.30 Pacific... Or like this coming Monday, we'll be doing Amazon Live at 4 p.m.
Chapter 2: How does Craig react to Venita's loyalty to Paige?
Pacific. You can find details on our Instagram. Watch what crap happens. And the whatever, links area, link in bio area. So join us for that stuff. That's super fun. And welcome to the show, everybody. What do you think about the premiere of season 11, Ben?
Yeah.
i liked it i thought it was sort of like light and frothy um i and i enjoyed much of it i enjoyed the opening scene i enjoyed molly's breakdown about her band performance um i did not enjoy the return of corey who looks crazy now he's trying to be like hipster he's i think he's trying to do like a benson boone hipster look and
I think, look, just go back to your broey baseball cap and flannel situation. That's your land. Stick to it. Honestly, though, I enjoyed all of it. And I was so happy that Vanita got a proper storyline for the first time in several years.
Chapter 3: What drama unfolds between Sally and girl code?
So, yeah. What did you think? Vanita has learned. Yeah, she's come in with a couple storylines. She ended the season. She ended the episode with two, which is pretty good. Craig and, you know, breaking the girl code. Yeah, she finally learned, like, it's time to lean into a feud. So I thought it was all entertaining. She's also dating Carl, supposedly. Have you heard that? Oh, right.
We didn't talk. I got my eye on Vanita. So then they, like, hung out in, like, the VIP lounge.
Chapter 4: How does Craig's alcohol recovery storyline impact his friendships?
And then they're like, this is a date, by the way. This is a date. Okay. Normally, I do this on a Wednesday, but BravoCon is when BravoCon is, so let's do it. Yeah, so she's out there working for her spot, you know, which is good. Molly, not Molly, Sally, got all the basic old-timey white girl names, Sally and Molly.
Sally is, I was sitting next to someone this weekend and she passed by, she was talking to some guys and the girl went, her spray tan is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It is dark brown. It's splotchy. She's, she's a lot to Sally. She's, she's a lot. I'm actually interested to see how she goes off this season because I have a feeling we're in store for quite a treat with this one.
Well, as soon as the season began and Benita and Sally started talking about how they basically became like best friends since we last saw them since the reunion, I was like, oh my God, I'm so excited for their fallout and fight and the destruction of their entire relationship because that's literally what has happened every season on really any reality show. But did we not just see...
Chapter 5: What is the significance of Vanita's new storylines?
Those two generic blonde girls whose names I'm suddenly forgetting now go to the same... Shep's ex and Austin's ex. Remember? I don't remember their names. Oh, yeah. Isn't that funny? Olivia and... The other one, Olivia had, she, she canceled her wedding through her press agent. They released like a whole press release. Did you see that? That was pretty funny.
Olivia is sad to inform you that she will no longer be marrying Cracker McCrackerstein or whatever. Yeah. Olivia and Taylor. Yeah. Olivia and Taylor.
Chapter 6: How does the group react to Craig's behavior at the baby shower?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Olivia and Taylor started this, that whatever season that was walking around the park, talking about how they're just like commiserated over, over the fact that they both hate their exes and their best friends now. And then within like three episodes destroyed, this one's already one episode. It's already showing me massive cracks. So, you know, congratulations.
So we open with the main guys, Whitney, Shep, Austin, and Craig, having dinner somewhere, celebrating Austin's birthday. And Shep's like, whoa, gosh, we've been through ups and downs, mostly ups, but let's toast, everybody. So they toast, and Austin's like, yeah, what I've learned is to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Right, guys? Gosh, enemies? What are you talking about?
Like Russian interference with the Vietnam War? Ken Burns turning the season strong!
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Chapter 7: What gifts are exchanged during the episode?
Whoa! Yeah, are we supposed to be enemies now? Flash forward. You manipulated me. You told me you're an addict and you don't drink anymore, and now you're the Shark King, Craig. Just made my drinking problem about him. That's insane, Shep. Austin, nothing I do in my life is about you, buddy. Well, trust me, I know. I know. Listen, my drinking is about me. I don't try to tear you down.
You're a liar and everyone knows you're a liar, Craig. I'm the same person off camera as I am on camera. And that person is a storyteller.
Chapter 8: How do the characters navigate their relationships in this episode?
You're a liar. Then we don't need to be friends anymore. Guess we don't need dessert. Yeah, Craig is a fucking liar with that whole alcoholism storyline. That was such like a get out of jail free card. He's like, I'm an alcoholic. And then he's continued to be shit faced every time we've seen him since on this show. You know, and when Candice Bland did the same thing, I was like, good for her.
But with Craig, I was like, no. Because I felt like... We all felt like when Countess Luann had to go sober, it was like, oh, she's obligated to go sober because she got arrested and this is what you have to do. But Craig was like, no, I'm not hanging out with you because I'm sober now. And that's why you, it's not because I've gotten too big for my britches. Yeah.
It's not, I'm not too big for my britches. You actually are toxic for me and you turn me into an alcoholic. I'm bettering myself. And then it turns out, oh, you're still drinking. So it is like you are sobering. You do think you're too big for me. So like it hits different. It's also more fun to beat up on Craig than it is on Countess Luann, let's be honest. Yeah.
So we go to Sally's house, wackily trying to catch a fly with her bad spray tan. I just can't emphasize enough. The fly just has to land on her. The fly just has to land and the fly will be like, what? I can't get off. You put so much of that stuff on you. You look crazy. Please stop. So then we go to Vanita's house, and Vanita is also dealing with flies.
So I'm not really sure what we're supposed to take from this, but Vanita has a fly trap that she needs to get down and throw in the trash. Yeah. I've never seen that before. It was like an exterior fly trap, which talk about a fool's errand trying to trap all the flies outside. But she went for it. And then we go to Craig's house. Also, it's unfair, don't you think, to trap flies outside?
Where do you want them to go? I mean, is this just mass murder of flies? They're allowed to be outside. I mean, I get protecting your domain, but they're outside. It's like just putting bird traps out there. You can't do that. It's outside. That's where they live. Like, I think it's okay to try to reduce mosquito populations and tick populations, but the flies are just going to fly.
I mean, they're just, and I'm sure that flies don't spread amazing things, but like mosquitoes are the real problem. Mosquitoes, mosquitoes, and ticks. I say put out the traps for those, but like the flies, I mean, why are you putting a fly drop outside, Benita? I was very concerned from her right from the beginning, but I guess we should have known that
that that was a sign of her giving up on logic. Like, you know, when you're a reality star, you don't think logically, you think emotionally and impulsively. And that's how you get your good storylines. And this is like a sign that she is no longer using her head. And that means she'll probably have an interesting season.
Well, continuing the finding pests in our home, Molly is looking for her snake, which is under an appliance or something. And she's like, oh, hey, it's just me. Look at me. You're going to be much nicer to me when you see I have a mouse. Oh, wait, the snake has not. The snake has not escaped yet. I'm sorry. The snake is still in its aquarium. It's just like, you know, kind of snapping at her.
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