Watch What Crappens
#3094 Crappy Hour 12/01/25: Porsha Loves, Kandi Divorces, Mia Arrested
02 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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This episode of Crappy Hour is brought to you by Virgin Voyages. Thanks, Virgin. Well, hello and welcome to Crappy Hour. I'm Ronnie. That is Ben over there. Hi, Ben.
Hi, how's it going?
Good. How you doing today, baby?
Good.
I'm doing quite well. You know what, though? I feel like, should we sizzle up this look a little bit? Oh, yeah. Look at that beautiful blue background.
Oh, yeah. We were just doing our other live thing for the day and had to have a black background. So here we go. Let's get some color back into it. I'm going to make our faces bigger. What do you think of that? Oh, yes.
going wild today giant faced men how is everybody today ben welcome back from vacation okay thank you i love that we had all this time off and today it's we've been working doing this is our fourth thing because we did potomac emergent medicine and then we did um amazon and now we're doing this so we're diving into this week oh uh It is, as it is, the biggest shopping moment of all time.
I forgot. I forgot, Ronnie. I was going to do this right now. I may have to go back to the wide view to have as much space.
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Chapter 2: What are the latest updates on Kandi and Todd's divorce?
That's that line in the box. So what we have here, we have a series. There we go. Here are the rules. We have a series of shot glasses. This is basically a shot glass kit. We have some dry erase markers, perfect for a toddler who doesn't want to stain his clothes. And we have, we do have a caviar situation here. There's, I don't think this is actual caviar.
It says, it's a, it says it's caviar is best served with a side of chaos. This isn't caviar. Imagine if she just sent caviar in an unrefrigerated box.
Nice room temperature caviar.
Oh, my God, it's not. These are questions that you can ask people. Oh, okay.
Questions? Is it waterproof so you can play in the bath? That would be very smart.
So we have, I guess, some are rumors and some are nasty. This is actually a very well-produced game. It looks like it's more of a party game. Let's see. Okay, here's a question. It says, is this a rumor or a nasty truth? Circle one. Gossip coaster. Okay, well, I will learn the rules to this. I will report back. I will see if I can play it.
My board game friends are going to be like, what the hell is this? What is this? But I'm determined to get this to the table. I will report back. Thank you, the Marks family, for sending me this lovely board game. So that's it.
Wow, the entire family sent it. Well, that is something.
They all put it in the mailbox together. They each put a hand on it and were like, send it off to Ben.
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Chapter 3: How did Porsha announce her new relationship?
As he pleaded for primary custody, his filing noted the parties have been working cooperatively in an effort to resolve all issues, blah, blah, blah. Um, I want to get to the prenup. Apparently he is saying that this prenup was filed under duress. It was signed under duress.
Um, not anybody who saw their show about their wedding, which I did, I watched all episodes of that and that was not under duress. Okay. So you had plenty of time. You knew what you were doing. There couldn't have been too much shock that you had to sign a prenup when you were marrying candy, you lazy bastard, go to work, get a job, you lazy. And it's so great that Todd has that little shame.
That he is just becoming what everybody predicted he was going to be right from the beginning. You know, do you think it's him just saying like, well, everybody always called me a lazy piece of shit with no talent and no work ambition. And now I'm just going to do it. Is he going the Aaron Pfeiffer's way?
All I've got to say is note that this did not happen while she was on Real Housewives of Atlanta. And now suddenly, you know, like suddenly now that the cameras are off, like, you know, this is all falling apart. And I'm not saying this isn't even Candy's fault, even though I think you told me earlier today that she was the one who filed for it. I'm just saying he probably was being performative.
I based this on nothing, just on like observation, watching the show. He was probably being performative so it could be on the show. And then when the show's not there anymore, he's like, I'm out of here. And he starts being a dick. Remember when he bought that whole condo in like New Jersey? And he's like, yeah, this is where I can stay when I'm up in New York.
Like, which was so obviously like a really weird choice that he didn't clue candy into it. It felt kind of like a fuck pad. Like, I don't know. And, you know, Also, like, you know, when I mentioned Riley and Kayla before, like that was that was kind of mean, but it's more like like Todd is so mean to Kayla. I'm sorry. He really is. And he was like he was doing he's like a very strict parent.
And, you know, we always joke about how, you know, you know, parents like, oh, you know what? Like kids are want too much, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But what I'm saying is. Right. Like the candy's method turned out very, very well. And Riley has really blossomed to be a wonderful person.
And I just don't know why you would feel the need to just remove the children from candy entirely. That's just absolutely crazy. I don't know. I do not.
Well, I guess what he's saying is that he wants primary custody because she's going to be out of town all the time and she won't be able to make the primary decisions because she won't be there enough.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Demi and Jesse's feud?
Yeah. You know, still seem to be happy to benefit from that, though, huh? Seems to be happy to benefit from that franchise. Dang, Leah's such a disappointment. She just always is. I mean, her first season was so entertaining for me. She was so... I know that she was, like, shit-faced, and that is an issue for her, and I get that. But she did have a real supreme knack for kind of...
calling things out. She was entertaining, not just because she was drunk all the time and crazy. And it's a real shame that that just, that was, had a spectacular flop. One of the biggest flops in Housewives history, like to go from her first season to her second season.
But she even, she even took away the joy in, in like drunk ladies on Real Housewives of New York with her whole stunt of like, they made me drink. And they're the reason they put me in a bad situation knowing I'm an alcoholic. It made me drink.
Yeah.
This is Real Housewives of New York, madame. You cannot take down a whole show because you can't. First of all, you started drinking before. We don't even need to go back there. But they made a lot of what was fun about. She made a lot of what was fun about that show. No longer fun. Please leave us alone. Please. We've had enough of you. Be gone.
Be gone. You know, it's so funny. I was telling you this before about how last night for no good reason, I went on to Blue Sky and I posted my top 25 housewives who are cast from season five or later. I don't know why. I decided to make a listicle and I decided to put it on Blue Sky of all places. So I did.
And I was struggling because there was a part of me that really wanted to put Leah McSweeney on there because her first season was so tremendous. I was like, I want to put her on there. I don't want to erase that because it was so good. But then she was so bad. Actually, she wasn't even... Honestly, even her second season, she was lame, but she wasn't as bad as other people are.
But I think it's sort of just like when I think of the second season, I just think of sort of that attached to everything that followed. And it's just kind of like such a disappointment. Like she could have been one of the great ones. She really could have.
Didn't we almost have it all?
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