Chapter 1: What is the main focus of Below Deck Med S10E10?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, this morning, aujourd'hui, it's Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you?
Well, hello Ben. How are you, honey?
Hello.
I'm just great because it's Below Deck Med Day. Yes. Yes. First of all, thanks to Jeff Lewis and company for having me on their show today with the wonderful Julia Cunningham. Unfortunately, Ronnie could not be there because he's in Texas, but his spirit was felt. And coincidentally, we decided to match each other on Crap is On Demand today.
We're both wearing shades of orange and brown for the fall. Yes.
Yes.
Yes, and it's sort of like Stripey, too. So speaking of crappies on demand, come watch us on Patreon, patreon.com slash watch where crap ends, and you can access their crappies on demand where you can watch us. But the videos do actually wind up eventually on YouTube, so go subscribe to our YouTube channel as well. We have bonus episodes on Patreon. I don't know what this week's is going to be.
Maybe a chatty one. Who knows? I don't think there's any trailers coming out anytime soon. Probably just some good old-fashioned life updates. Yeah, we could talk about Thanksgiving, what we made, what we cooked, what we did, what we shopped for, et cetera, et cetera. All my Cyber Monday stuff has all arrived right before this. It's like still all wrapped up and I just want to tear into it.
I think that's all the stuff that's like worth mentioning. It's all the news that's fit to print. All the news that's fit to print. By the way, thank you to everyone who came to crappy hour last night. We had a really fun one and we were really gapping away so much so that we almost, we almost went over. That was super fun. And of course, every Monday we do, it's now every Monday.
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Chapter 2: How does Captain Sandy challenge Nathan's leadership?
Get back here. Well, I understand what he's saying, but you know, I don't know what I'm doing. It's far from the wheel, huh? Oh, just breathe, just breathe. He was barely touching the wheel, huh?
Hmm.
So Aisha is telling the girls that the cabins are ready to be cleaned. And Kathy's like, pleasure treasure instead of copy, which, you know, that's so Kathy. Pleasure treasure. That is so Kathy to rewrite the rules and have it work out in her favor. Nobody said anything. You know why? Because Kathy is a boss bitch, okay? She is the boss. That's who Captain Sandy wants you to be.
Would Kathy be out there letting somebody else drive the tender? No. She would be renaming that fucking tender to Pleasure Treasure. Be a Kathy. So now Captain Sandy walks up to Nathan and guess what she says? Be a boss. Be a boss. Be a boss. Be a boss.
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
My favorite show is in your ear. It's the wind. The wind is whispering to you. Be a boss. Do your food. Be a boss. Do your food. You know, there's even babies out there that are bosses. Boss babies. Okay. Be like them. Brought in a lot at the box office. Okay. Guess what box baby wouldn't do? Be not a boss. Also, guess what he wouldn't do? Wouldn't let somebody drive a tender.
It's not supposed to. Because he's a boss. Be a boss. Hey, you know who I root for in Super Mario Brothers? Bowser. Because he's a boss. Bowser's a boss. Have you seen the new preview for the Super Mario Brothers sequel? Yes, because it was attached to Wicked. I assume it was attached to Wicked. I did definitely see that, yes. It was attached to Wicked, yeah.
They made Bowser a tiny little version of Bowser. I guess they turned him into a toy. No, I don't want them emasculating Bowser. Bowser, just because you're small doesn't mean you're less of a man. Oh, really? Then why was he walking backwards and going, just sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. Didn't mean it. Well, that's his own issues. That's to do with his trauma.
That has nothing to do with him being a man. If you're small, you can still be a full man. He's a short king now. OK, and now I never saw the first Super Mario Brothers movie, which I actually do want to see. But I I do. I am curious how Bowser got to be like that. By the way, did your wicked also have the message from Cynthia and Ariana before? Yeah, I didn't like it.
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Chapter 3: What role does Joe play in the crew dynamics?
Because I had just seen Wicked. So I was like, oh, I wonder what they're saying about Wicked. And it was these three people basically bitching about Wicked, which how dare you, okay? And one of them was like, what's the Elphaba thing anyway? I mean, her whole storyline is like rooting for animals. I don't get it. I don't get like the whole animal activism story.
Sir, they were animals that talked and had rights like humans and then they were taken away. What are you confused about? How is the New York Times confused about the plot of Wicked? It's a pretty simple plot. And he's like, and guess what? I don't understand the political structure of Oz. Sir, you don't even understand that animals can speak. That's fair.
I do think it's kind of crazy to question why she's into the animals. The animals were intelligent creatures who were autonomous, and then they were robbed of their rights and their voice. It's a pretty obvious... Pretty on the nose, sir. Pretty on the nose. Pretty on the whiskered nose. But I do agree that how Oz functions as a city is a little strange.
Because it existed before Jeff Goldblum got there, right? Well, he wasn't a leader. He was just like a... A celebrity with a voice. Also, I feel like Ms. Marble should have put up a stronger fight. I feel like she should have been like, this is mine now. Yeah, Mrs. Marble was just like, foiled. Oh, well. Guess I'll go to jail. What the hell? You got nothing up your sleeves?
Yeah, you're literally a witch. You could make a tornado, but when the Wizard of Oz leaves in his balloon, you're just going to stand there and be like, oh, well, that was fun while it lasted. I guess I'll have to watch Family Feud. Why did we just spoil the end of Wicked? We're going to get in trouble for that. All I said, well, I mean, everyone knows Ms.
Marvel is going to get what's coming to her, right? I'm just saying I don't know. I believe in her. She's won an Oscar. Listen, if she conjured up tornadoes like that all the time, she was so beautiful and graceful. I don't know why we're rooting against her. Just keep spoiling away. Just keep on. You just keep throwing more logs on the spoil fire.
There's nothing spoiler that she makes a tornado. Uh-huh. I didn't know she did it. If I saw that movie, I'd have been like, when's she going to make the tornado? This movie is ruined for me. Something to look forward to. Something to look forward to now. Also, Dorothy's a skank. Okay, so Aisha goes to talk to Josh about dinner. Okay, so we see this dead pig. I'm still not happy.
And Josh, the murderer, is like, well, the guests want this really authentic Spanish experience. And, you know, he goes on his whole food thing, explaining food and blah, blah, blah. And he doesn't want to kill the pig, but he's trained himself to not look at the pig emotionally. And so he does it anyway. Well, you know what? You're just following orders, I suppose.
deep it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial so now we go back to nathan talking to max and joe and uh nathan is like i was told to be a boss am i not being a boss yes you are very much a boss yes yes you're a boss you're a boss yeah the most boss thing you can do is be like guys am i a boss guys am i bossy enough like i'm like i'm like i'm like boss enough for you
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Chapter 4: How does Aisha manage the crew's morale?
Like she didn't say, no, she's not a better Stu than you. Are you kidding? You're fucking amazing girl. You are so good. She just said, yeah. You shouldn't say that about yourself. You know, she never took it back. Or when she said last week, like, yeah, last week, you know, she did that whole thing.
I heard you talking about me and she's like, well, I would say it to your face, but you're also very pretty. And I like the bows that you put in your hair occasionally. In addition to being an awful slut, horrible person who screws over other women in favor of me.
All right. This is a good talk. I believe her cold read was like, I absolutely love you, and I'm so happy you've come into my life, and you're an absolutely wonderful stew, and all those other things are true as well. It's so slick. I love it. And so Kizzy, she's like, I'm going to give Kizzy some love and concentrated attention, and And she's pretend she's cradling a little baby.
She's like, I kind of worry for the baby, to be honest. I know. Asia's really good. You know, have you heard of the compliment sandwich? Asia does the open face compliment sandwich. So a compliment sandwich is you say something nice to someone and then you give a critique and then you have say another compliments that way. Like the critique is palatable. Be like,
I, you know, you are so wonderful. Everything you do is great. You know, you could be faster in laundry, but I think that, you know, you have such a great spirit and like, it's like a little more palatable, but I like that Asia does the open face where she gives a compliment and then she's like, yeah, but you're, you're terrible. Yeah. I do the carb free.
I do the carb free compliment sandwich where it's just criticism. And then I charge her ass gratuity at the end.
Yeah.
Maybe you add like a, no, you'll add like a compliment condiment, I think. I'll just be like, get a mint on your way out. They're by the hostess stand. I just give like a compliment dinner roll. And then afterwards, people discover that the roll was made of meat all along. They realize you put something they were allergic into the roll. They're like, wait a minute. He insulted me behind my back.
He wasn't even here. He insulted me. I was like, well, I said a nice thing to your face, though. All right, guys, captain's on my ass. I'm bringing the professionalism and the guest shouldn't drive tenders. It's unacceptable. Okay, I think they got that part, Nathan.
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Chapter 5: What happens during the chaotic dinner service?
Yeah, you can see a rich person's wiener. Yeah. I don't want to see your penis because, you know, my mother did have a taxi company growing up. So, you know, you understand. He's like, actually, I don't know what you're getting at. Well, you wouldn't understand if you don't have a taxi in your blood. He's like, I'll just stand here. My penis will go out. It won't drip. Kathy, come on.
Let me piss off the thing. And she's like, listen, I have a very checkered past. All right. My friends and family are always super jealous that I get to travel the world on these luxury yachts. And look what I deal with. Wrinkly penis Imran dangling its ding-ding off the side of a boat to make a little pee-pee. Do you know how difficult it is for me? My friends are so jealous.
They say, oh, you get to travel the world. But you can't just travel when in your mind you're just thinking about how big the fare is going to be all day long. I just think $5, $6, $7, $8. It's torture, I tell you. Torture. He's like, well, can't this captain say anything to kick me off? She's like, well, I don't think she would appreciate it.
So she's like, this is what you call Instagram versus reality. We see reality, Imran, and then we see the Instagram and it's that lady from Real Housewives of Potomac, Angel. It's looking 20. So Kathy's like, all right. Instagram was the name of my mother's taxi company. You say, do you need grandma in an instant? And then she'd show up in a yellow cab.
So he's like, yeah, there's too many rules. I'm going to pee downstairs because that would make me so happy. Thank you so much. So, by the way, if you pee off the side of your own yacht, then why aren't you on your own yacht? That's what I've got to ask. Exactly. That's the thing. Then why are you on some discount TV yacht? Yeah, this is a TV yacht.
We all know this is like not true five-star yachting, right? You know it's gonna be shitty. Remember when there was that horrible lady who got kicked off the boat that time and she was like, yeah, I got a yacht. I got my own yacht. That's right. I'm a boat person, motherfuckers. And then we found out she was just one of those people who lived on like a little tugboat or something.
So was that Dolores? That was Dolores, right? Dolores, yeah. She was not the Democrats lady. So Imran and Michael are wandering around the boat and they're in their robes. They're drunk. They're like knocking on their friend's door and everything. And Kathy's sort of like monitoring. And now they're in their hallway, the guest hallway.
And then Michael just drops his glass because he's drunk and it shatters on the floor and they're all barefoot. And Kathy is like, you've got to be fucking kidding me. So she kind of just tells them both like, okay, time for you to go into your rooms. And Joe starts to clean up. And I like when Kathy looks at Joe and she goes, I'm a raccoon. I look cute. But if it comes out again, I do bite.
And I like how she talked to them because she was like, all right, all right. Both of you go to your rooms. You go to that room. You go to that room. Have a nice sleep. I'll see you tomorrow. It's like, yes, Kathy. Yeah. I love that. Kathy's great. I think, I feel like Kathy will, could be on the track to be a, um, below deck franchise for Stu.
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Chapter 6: How do the guests react to the crew's performance?
They hated each other. So they divorced and I guess he got dumped by both of them. Like it's one of those things where the parents don't really fight for the kid. They're just like, you take him. No, you take him. No, you take him. And then nobody took him, I guess is what happened, which is sad, you know? And that's, it is sad, but he's like, you know, since I don't have love from my parents,
I take it all out in my relationship. So deep down on my subconscious, I like to create a family. It's not your subconscious. Like you're doing it. You know you're doing it. Yeah. You know? Sounds healthy. What could go wrong? I'm just mad at the parents who are like, do you want idiot son? He just put a touch. He just tried to pet a jellyfish again.
Like, no, why would I want a jellyfish petting son? You take him. No, but you're the one who taught him about jellyfish. Yeah, but you're the one who told him to pet things. No, not okay. Neither of us take him. Leave him in the park. It's France. It'll be whimsical. Truly.
I mean, because you watch this show and, you know, you hear a story like this and it's really heartbreaking because he seems like a sweet guy. But then you're like, well, I've watched Max on two seasons now. What are you leaving out of this story? Because part of me is one. Did you set the house on fire because you left the stove on?
Did you let some stranger borrow your mom's car and just drive it out into the middle of nowhere? What did you do? Yeah. he was probably bouncing off those walls nonstop. He was probably a very, very active child. I mean, it also like his behavior kind of makes sense when he tells that story.
Cause he does sort of seem like he's kind of paused in like a 14 year old adolescence, you know, 13 or 14 year old sort of state of mind. And he's like, he does like require a lot of attention. You want so much. And he, it probably does come from the fact that his parents have basically scuttled him to the side, which is sad, but also, yeah, he's a lot.
yeah oh my god i'm team parent i'm just we're like this is so sad but also i get it okay so max brings up kissing her and um she's like sandwich you know he's so nice i totally get why his parents abandoned him but you know what look at his work ethic yeah exactly that's a backhanded sandwich it was an open-handed sandwich no no it is actually true it's sad um
But not compared... Unless you have a taxi involved, I'm sorry. Seriously, I know. If you want me to feel for things, get a taxi cab in your family. Like, I'm sorry, we have a defrauded realtor pass, we have clown commune pass, and we have taxi cab confessions pass. So, like, parental trauma, that's just, like, so run-of-the-mill. That's, like, the crazy mic of backstories. Sorry. I don't know.
I just feel like if you have somebody... that knows their parents don't like them, then you have somebody that's actually been paying attention. Because I think a lot of us just don't really pay attention to what our parents are really thinking. Thankfully, my mom will just say it out loud. There's no wondering on my end. She likes me some of the time and some of the time she's like, no.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the bow thruster failure?
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