Chapter 1: What happens when the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City confront Meredith on a plane?
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie. That's Benuni over there. Hello, Ben. How are you? I'm great, thanks. How are you doing? Good. Everybody, welcome back to Watch What Crappens. It is Vanderpump Rules Day. For all those who celebrate, we will be covering that after Salt Lake City. So come back later for little pumpy rules. We're back, darling. Better than ever.
I don't know if the word better than ever, but I'll tell you what, the Phillips hue bulbs are still a burning in that place. A lot of pink lighting. Okay. That's coming up Monday. We have an Amazon live. Join us for that every Monday at 4 p.m. Pacific time. And that's it really right now. You know what?
That's it. Okay.
We're getting ready to record with the reality gaze, our Christmas movie for the year. We finally decided it will be the secret Santa. which is a really stupid movie on Netflix, an incredibly stupid movie on Netflix. Did you watch it already? No, I just watched a preview and I was like, why? Why do we do this?
I believe it's called My Secret Santa, not The Secret Santa. My Secret Santa. really make sure we're, you know, we want to we want to honor the form.
So it's about a girl who decides to pretend to be Santa. So she gets some gays over, I'm assuming, and they do all this like CGI and makeup on her. And so she becomes Santa. So, guys, hilarity will ensue. OK, we'll be doing that during Christmas week.
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listen to 230 million minutes of us so thank you thank you for spending that time that is crazy so thank you very much yes and thanks to all the um partners and husbands out there wives
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Chapter 2: How do the Housewives react to the theme of the episode?
i don't know is she overrated is she not overrated sometimes she checks out so i put her at number seven which is still very high and then we moved her up to number five like you you made a very good point of like she should definitely be top five well the initial list is out there on Twitter and people are not happy.
And well, but then again, people are not happy about literally every single thing. Like people are like, where's, where's this person? Where's that person? That person's who love Rinna should be number five. Rinna should be number 12. How could you say this? You said Dr. Tiffany moon, but you didn't say Dr. Wendy. It's like everyone. It's actually hilarious.
Dr. Title on accident. Well, because I,
Well, it was by accident, but also I'm thinking like medical doctor. And I'm also like, I always feel like we always call Tiffany Moon, Dr. Tiffany Moon, but we never say Dr. Wendy Acefo. It's a fair point, actually. I mean, she's still a doctor. She deserves her doctorate. But either way, it's like I'm getting it left and right. But it's fun. That's like I've never.
That's what you get.
I know. I know exactly. It's just funny because I've never gotten such hostility before, but it's fun. It's like really fun to experience. You're toughening up over there. Geez.
I know.
You got to go through it once. Well, our poor friend, remember Eric Williams from the podcast? He posted that Halloween costume he did back in October. You know about this? What was it? Just for people who don't know.
So he, since he has a passing resemblance to the dad from inside, inside out from Pixar, he posted, he made that like, he did like a sexy version of that where he basically just like stuffed his crotch and he put that on Twitter and it got 9 million responses from basically gays saying that he like wishes he looked like that. He's like, no, all the gays just attacked him.
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Chapter 3: What humorous moments arise during the costume party?
Remember the days when you would put in some headphones like they were a stethoscope and plug them into the armrest? That's what it's called, TWA.
I miss that airline.
Well, what do you think I did?
I'm sure you got involved with a bunch of dingbats and the situation on a plane, and I'm sure it turned into a shit show.
Well, yeah, uh-huh, that's true. That's exactly what happened. So, well, I was trying to do the right thing and Whitney's mad because I told Meredith what she said and I'm really bummed out because Whitney's not going to trust me and she's going to be mad at me. I'm like, yeah, but that's because Whitney said that thing and you went and told Meredith.
So, of course, she's not going to trust you, Bronwyn.
Yeah, anyone's an idiot to trust Bronwyn. She's the worst. I mean, and that's saying a lot because this is Housewives and that's a normal thing to like hear one thing and then go. I mean, she's even worse than Heather. And Heather is the worst of all the franchises until Bronwyn. But Bronwyn, yeah, I wouldn't trust her.
So Todd's like, well, this group needs to sit down and have a kumbaya and drink some fiber because you're all constipated. Everyone eats. Yeah, you're stupid. Okay, well, you know what?
That was unnecessary, Todd, that last remark. You don't have to approve of what we do, but you don't have to call us stupid. But you know what I'm starting to think? It's maybe we can't seem to move forward because- Well, there's a newsflash.
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Chapter 4: How does Bronwyn's citizenship test theme impact the group?
What are you going to hang? Lisa Barlow from a scarecrow post? There you go.
get away from me crows you're disgusting if I only had a bride so then we go to Whitney's house and now here's serious Whitney staring off into the hills of her of her house staring off into the freeway whatever the hell the freeway by a pond she's just sitting there with her glass of wine like I am so mad I'm gonna have a scene about it
She looks at the lights at the Paneras coming on as the sun sets.
So Justin's like- Nothing calms my nerves like meditating while I stare at people parking at Jersey Mike's. People come, people go, they get their Subways. And I stay here in the same place. Because I failed.
I failed.
It's time for a commercial.
It's time for a crappin's commercial.
So Justin comes out there and he's like, oh, hey, Whit. She's just staring at the Panera. And he's like, so what are you thinking about there, Whit? What are you thinking about?
A question no one has ever asked her. What are you thinking about, Whitney? Do you have a blank whiteboard? I feel like what she thinks about is like, I feel like she's still trying to figure out a puzzle from like Classic Concentration in 1987. It was an I, but then there was a C, and then there was a sheep. What does that mean? I see you. Thank you for understanding.
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