Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So Bronwyn's like, OK, I would like to welcome you to my version of the Boston Spill the Tea Party.
The colonists were very angry because they were being taxed without representation. And many of us in this group often feel like we are not represented correctly. So on social media, in private conversations, in arguments. And so we are going to have a little similar enactment of what the Boston Tea Party is.
Mary shows up and she's like, what the hell? And then she looks at the wigs and she's like, I know I'm not putting any of these on my head, but then she's like, luckily I have my own. She's like, I got my own. She just whips one out of her purse.
Oh, just got to have your emergency founders wig. You never know what's going to happen. So Bronwyn explains that they had the protest. They spilled the tea. And after the mess was made, they cleaned it up and were able to move forward. I didn't know that was part of it. They spilled the tea into the harbor and then they cleaned it up.
kind of protest is that i don't remember them cleaning it up i mean maybe they naturally cleaned up like some of the mess they made on the boat or wherever they were i don't see i just remember them spilling the tea i think that's like the big takeaway i don't remember the cleanup i feel like if there was a cleanup all of our mothers would remind us of that growing up you know like oh really you don't clean up even the founding fathers cleaned up their protest or whatever
We would have been shoved down our throats. I don't remember that. I think that's a lie. But they made the Constitution and that...
applies to us as friends guys so get something to eat and then we're gonna judge the fuck out of each other with wigs on is basically the goal here right and so she also has like a spread of like looks like egg salad sandwiches and scones but also jay dogs which what are uh jay dogs i should have looked this up i don't know what that means
Like instead of hot dogs or J-Dogs, it's a fast casual hot dog restaurant chain primarily in Utah. Oh, well, there you go.
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Chapter 2: What happens at the Boston Spill the Tea Party?
So Mary comes in and she's like, is this real food? What is this? It's like, it's clearly hot dogs.
She goes, they're like, it's the hot dogs. Do hot dogs go that far back? Are they BC? I'll take McDonald's at this point. I'll even have a fish filet. Cause I know what that is. Speaking of McDonald's, this coffee brought to you Bob from McDonald's. Cause he must draw as evidence.
Far be it from me to explain to the woman who is a professional on the Bible what BC means. But that shit was funny. So Bronwyn's like, OK, let's bring our plates. OK, there's a quill and there's a book with your name on it. So everybody get that.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
And Mary's like, this feels like a play. Are we going to stand up and like declare things? And Heather thinks she's going to win if there's a test. So the producer starts testing everybody. And they're like, what do we start calling?
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Chapter 3: How do the Housewives react to the Founders wigs?
What do we call the first 10 amendments to the Constitution? How do I not know that?
Rumors and nastiness. Lisa's like, oh, it's the Declaration of Independence in one day.
I constipation all rights.
The Bill of Rights? Bill of Rights? Bill of Rights?
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
And how many U.S. senators are there? I want to say 50, but I think there's more. Okay. There's one French fry in every container that represents a senator. That's 23 French fries.
Let's see. There's one in every country. So 51. It's like, I don't even know what NGK is. Where's she going with that one? And Heather's like, well, oh, my goodness.
Let's see. Senators. Well, I'll tell you one thing. In this sisterhood, there's a lot of sinners. So I would say there's a lot of senators, sinner sisters. Constitution. Constitution. Constitution. constipational rights.
Brittany literally goes, I mean, I got a 4.2 in high school. I was the salad Victorian, but it's all just gone now. It's gone. Not the salad Victorian, not the salad dictatorial. Oh my God. And she said it totally earnestly. She was not trying to be funny. A hundred senators. The correct answer is a hundred senators.
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Chapter 4: What food is served during the party, and why is it significant?
It's just like for me, it's like my own horse. And I'm like looking to get a second one. It's like, what would you do with a second horse? That's nobody's business. No one needs to know about that second horse.
Why are you questioning my second horse? Who does that? You better not question my second horse. You better not question it. You made an announcement. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. No, you made an announcement. No, you made an announcement that you bought a horse. Nah, no, I didn't.
And just like, you know, if Lisa buys something, she's going to post it and brag about it. And I haven't seen any photos circulating of her riding off into the sunset on a horse. And she's mad because she's like, horses are kind of like my family storyline. So please do not try to get in on this because I know you're faking it.
She's also like my daughter is like into horses because she's more into my husband's side of the family. Now this is giving her an opportunity to be into somebody more than me again. You know, like now her daughter Electra is going to like Lisa more because Lisa's into horses. And that leaves Angie kind of out in the rain even more.
You know, I can't imagine for Angie if the daughter ended up liking Lisa more because they go horseback riding together. That will kill Angie.
Electra's going to be like, hello, mother. I've decided I will join the Olympics. I'm an Olympian for not Greece, and I'll ride Lisa's horse. How could you do this to me?
I'm writing, Vida, Vida, she's so fine, Mom, in the American Olympics. How dare you? So then Heather's like, okay, so that tea is spilled. So then you throw it in the ocean, Angie. So she throws the box over. And Lisa's like, I'm still irritated. I'm so irritated. You know, at this point. I need that.
Yeah. You can either say yay or nay. And I say nay. Anyway, you know, at this point, I'd rather be at the actual Boston Tea Party. And as a New Yorker, that's saying like a lot. Lisa trying to do some weird Boston Tea Party burn.
It's like, as someone from Poughkeepsie, we're way above Boston.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the tea-spilling reenactment?
You had other witnesses there, Meredith. So you can't call me a liar. Oh, well, you are a liar. So here we go. Let's talk about Whitney. Calling me a liar triggers me so deftly because I feel like I'm a very honest person to a fault. And I feel like anytime they're lying, they just gaslight me and say, you're lying. And she never takes accountability.
Yeah. You are a liar, though. You've lied a million times on this show. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. And so she's like, you want to go there? If you're going to call me a liar, let's do it.
Alcoholic pill popper.
I was like, okay. You know what? And who are you? You fucking hypocrite. You, who has all these reports about being so wasted at BravoCon, you almost fell off the stage and were wasted the entire weekend with your buddy, Heather, who just pissed all over herself and barfed all over herself on camera multiple times on this show. Most notably... at that drag queen bus thing that you guys just did.
You two are something else.
Well, the other thing is that Whitney talks about how this is all triggering for her because of her situation with her dad, which is very real. But also, given that you have had so much experience and have been impacted firsthand by that stuff, it's crazy that then she would just yell at someone and
alcoholic pill popper like weaponizing it against them so yeah because if you really believe that she is an alcoholic and a drug addict for you to do that to her like go on camera and spread it and then scream alcoholic and pill popper is really a destructive thing to do. And another destructive thing to do is to go on and compare your own trauma from your father and put that on somebody else.
That's a whole sack of bullshit. You can't do that to people. And it's also shitty to your father, by the way. It's like, why do we, why are we, it's, She's just a shithead, this Whitney Rose. I'm so glad she's showing her ass because I think she's had a whole season of people buying into her bullshit. And I'm really glad she's showing her ass today because this is gross.
And then, don't worry, Heather's going to do the same thing in just a minute where she's going to turn her trauma and make that Meredith's fault too. We'll see. We'll wait for it. So Meredith first is like, well, I have some presents for you.
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Chapter 6: How does the group handle accusations of substance abuse?
I know that only my teeth move, but you're calling me a liar. I am crying right now. People, do you see these tears? Nobody? Well, they're there. They are there. Tears are clear. Get off my ass.
What's going on, Heather? What's going on, Heather?
Come on. I'm furious. I'm furious. That's what. Because you sit across from me and tell me, Heather Gay, that I lied. I didn't say that. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Did she not say that? Do not gaslight me. I was watching Crazy Rich Asians.
I've been watching it this whole time. I was watching a very good film. I maybe talked about this subject for five minutes, Max. I'm watching a film.
Heather screaming about gaslighting when she drunkenly screamed at Lisa running around a boat trying to escape her.
Saying, just admit it! Just admit everything that you did!
Notice that Heather has to do that a lot.
No, no, even worse, Heather went around chasing Lisa around that yacht saying, I'm being a good friend for you. Why are you so mad at me that I'm being a good friend to you right now when I just accused you of being the one to leak things?
But also, again, I don't want to harp on this point, but let's please acknowledge the comedy of Heather crying about being what she feels gaslit while she's in this wig and she's pointing that feather at Meredith Marks. You gaslight me.
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Chapter 7: What drama unfolds regarding Meredith's friendships?
Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the Berg.
This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
I love-a-ya Olivia Williamson. She sure is swell. It's Raquel. Yes, we can-a. It's Savannah.
Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge.
Darn Skippy, it's Tippy. And our super premium sponsors...
Make way for AJ Lopez.
She's VVIP. It's Amanda V. Can't lose when you're with Amy Baldwin.
Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD.
We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neal. Put us on a stretcher. It's Charlotte Fletcher. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.
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