Chapter 1: What is the main focus of Married to Medicine S12E02?
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Okay, everybody. So here we are, a little Married to Medicine. How do you feel?
I feel good. It's our first Heavenly episode. Heavenly is back officially. Well, she's a friend of. I didn't realize that last episode. I think you told me. And we had our first opening credits with Chad Heavenly. There was a little bit of a stir, I noticed, online because...
I think, is this the first season where Quad got second billing and people were saying, no, Quad's always supposed to end the opening credit. She's always supposed to be the last one, but they moved her up to number two, which was shocking because she got higher billing than Dr. Simone. Dr. Simone.
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Chapter 2: How does Heavenly's return impact the dynamics of the group?
Love you. Come outside. Hey, did you see my note, Eugene? He's like... Yeah, can we have sex?
But I loved her whole like, oh my God, did you see my nose?
Like she does that squeal thing and it's like, yep, I saw that. Okay, let's go back inside then. What was this? I don't know. What was this glorious setup for outside that led to nowhere? But yeah, he wants to bang because he's tired and he just works all the time. And she's like, OK, yeah, we're not going to do that. So sorry. And she's like, I'm tired just listening to it. Oh, my God.
I'm sorry. I can't even talk about it being horny.
He's like, well, you better untire yourself. No, that's not going to happen. He's like, okay, well, what's been going on since, like, how was Steve and Mimi's party? He's like, well, it actually was, like, a really cute event, but, like, they gave, like, drinks to a hole.
It was, like, a glory hole, but for drinks. But I, like, didn't like the drinks. So, like, that was pretty fun. And I feel like, you know, we haven't been together in a while, Eugene. So, and I hate the fact that even Heavenly wasn't there. It's odd because she always shows up.
So Heavenly, then we go over to Heavenly's house because now everybody's like, uh-oh, why isn't Heavenly here? It's because her son was arrested. I didn't realize the son was arrested years ago. I did not realize that either. Yeah, so who cares? He got away with it. Why are we bringing it back up now? That's what I say.
So very morose over there. Things are very serious and sad. Well, to be fair, it's also daddy. That is like daddy monotone.
Who's just looking very confused and looking around and trying to lie to heavenly. And then it's heavenly in her. I'm going to fucking murder you slash. I'm running for office voice. So she's like.
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Chapter 3: What happens during the sexy dance class event?
And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. I have to believe in a campaign to help it, which is funny because, you know, Tori meant like, let's destroy that asshole's campaign. Like, just keep rolling the clip we just rolled over and over again.
Daddy, do you want to look at my website? Do you like my website?
He's like, yo mama.com.
Yeah. I thought that'd be kind of a fun thing for the running for office.
I'm just ready. Daddy. It says, it says vote for me. Motherfucker. Dot org. Dot org. Daddy.
Now, you know, we're public figures, right? And I'm running for office now. And I know that what affects you, it affects all of our children and affects me. But remember when I told you about Betty and like what happened and it's unfortunate, but baby, like you can't keep secrets from me. And like, don't ever tell me, you don't ever tell me anything.
And if I have to learn about my son being arrested on social media, what else is out there?
She's like, she has a sweet, like, you know, she wants to lay into him and she's being all sweet. Like, oh, I'm just your nice little wife and I'm running for office.
And she wants to rip him a new one.
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Chapter 4: How do the husbands react to the women's drama?
I mean, that's provided the contractor's ready. I mean, you've been saying two weeks for three months, you know, and Contessa's like, yeah, I mean, we moved out of our old space. So, I mean, what is it? I mean, we're kind of homeless. Okay, our clinic is. And this lady is just getting more and more uncomfortable. So then they start fighting over the lady and using her as like the middleman.
And Scott's like, well, you know, it's going to take some time. She's like, we don't have time. Do we? Do we? This lady's just like, uh.
I'm just the designer.
I'm not the contractor. Why are you guys yelling at me about time? It's not her fault. Why'd you call this poor woman to get mad at her? It's not her deal.
I know. And they keep on like, they're telling her everything. They're like, well, we took out $150,000 and like now I'm only getting this much per week and I've got to wake up at five in the morning. She's like, uh-huh. And I'm just saying, I mean, like, look, if we spend $1.8 million, I mean, that's the price of the building.
I mean, wow, we double, I mean, this is just crazy what's in our bank account now. And she's like, okay, well, I'm just going to,
leave these uh paint paint samples here you guys can look at and decide your pantone later okay thank you i know they're like well we took out all this money and how are we going to pay back all this money we're not going to be able to pay back all this money how are we even going to get this open i mean we don't know when it's going to open we're broke we are broke we are homeless we're going to be living in our car you know all she hears is we're not paying you that's all she can hear is i don't have money to pay for these tiles okay so this is not the woman you want to be complaining to you too
And then Contessa says that, oh, yeah, one of our friends is interested in renting one of the spaces we have back there. So it turns out that Eugene wants to rent some space. And I'm like, what could possibly go wrong? Renting out space to Eugene with Toya in there. Like, surely this will be great for the friendship. Oh, yeah. Toya is going to be easy squeeze. That's all you need to think.
here's here's what's gonna happen toya's gonna buy like another five sets of louis vuitton towels eugene's gonna get behind and then he's gonna like be behind on rent one time and then then scott and contessa who are now they're also in financial what is it area careers They are like, well, we need your rent, and then they evict them, and it becomes a whole thing. It becomes a fight.
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Chapter 5: What emotional moments arise during the dog funeral?
I'm like, we can just skip this. It's every cast member of Bravo announces this and we get it and I'm not taking away from it. But like the effect is not as strong anymore. You know, like 20 years into the real housewives era and real housewives ask shows. It's like, we get it. You have a job and you have kids.
You're busy. So we then find out that before she opened her med spa, she worked with Dr. Damon. She was a nurse practitioner at his practice doing interventional pain. So she's always going to be excited for it. Like, she's always going to be on his side. So then she's like, okay, well, normally I don't put two people in a room. And Tori's like, but we need to have a Fredbo bed. Okay.
Mm-hmm.
yeah so they're gonna have uh they're gonna shoot some sort of scene and uh it starts off with toyah saying like by the way after we left the event the other day i went home and i had a dream that quad and her boo king they were house shopping and i was like why in my neighborhood and then she was like we're thinking buying that was my dream it's brandy's like well you know when you have dreams like that they typically come true what
You know, real estate dreams. If you dream that, I think it's very specifically quad dreams. If you have a dream that quad's going to move to your neighborhood, she will arrive.
I love a Botox person who's just also like really, you know, spiritual. She's like, your dreams are coming true. That dream about quad, that's what it means. It's coming true. Just do my Botox, okay? So far I've had to hear about your kids, your busyness, and your dream reads, okay? Just do my Botox and let me go, okay? And also put lollipops in the front.
We're not all on a fucking diet all the time.
It's so funny. I had a dream that quad was going to get a Starbucks and I'm pretty sure she probably got a Starbucks today. So it's Brandy's right. These dreams really do come true.
Psychic. So they start making all this small talk, but then the toy gets an emergency call from Ashton and, And we find out. So she tells Simone, she said she put the dog outside on the housekeeper. She said she put Bailey's outside to pee. And she said, I promise you, I just went back inside to get the clothes and the washing out of the washing machine and the dryer.
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Chapter 6: How do the characters navigate their interpersonal conflicts?
Okay, do I get a hug?
Yeah.
I lost an extremely fashionable dog. Okay. I lost a premium brand dog. So I get it. And Toya gives a speech and she's like, you know, I was nervous because, you know, the last day I saw Bailey's, she was nervous because she pooped on the rug and she thought she was going to get in trouble. But instead that day, I cleaned up the poop and I didn't say anything to her about it.
I just hit Eugene instead. For the rest of the day, she just stared at me like waiting for me to say something. But thankfully, God is good because I didn't because I wouldn't want that of her to be her last thought of me.
i'm like oh i'm sad oh my god that's really sad she's crying it was like very i felt so sad it was so sad but also a lot of me this scene because i have a an elderly man look he could be already the way he every episode that's what he's doing these days he's just like look he literally puts his head under the pillow now he's like i'm done i'm done you guys
this is hard watching all these sad i don't know i was thinking about a few shows in a week leave me alone southern charm had the chauncey thing too just get off my ass but i will say now the opening credits make sense because toyah's stance the opening credits is very much like did you just poop on the rug that's the day they came to shoot titles
So she says when a dog passes, people say they like to go away from their owners. And so she tells herself that the dog, you know, came and gave a run around the neighborhood. And she's like, you guys are good. I can go now. And I just like that Toya, no matter how sad the scene is, Toya can always bring it around. Like, all she wanted was for me to get this house.
The dog was finally ready for me to get my new house. Like, Toya!
still about your house the dog's like it's been 12 seasons i think this is the house okay good luck everyone bye so um it was it was generally sad you know me i'm not a dog person but i can still respect that when you lose a pet it is really so sad and it's like it's really like it's i felt bad for sweetoya
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of Heavenly running for office?
Here we go. I sneak through my husband's phone when he's in the shower.
Oh yeah, that's me. Whenever he's there, I snoop. I don't give a shit. I could look. I want to know. I want to know, okay? I was raised in the household where some people cheated. Yeah, I'm not going to say no names, dad, mom, but like mama said, don't go look. You won't, you know, because if you go looking and you find it, you better be ready to react. Well, I stay ready. It's like, oh my God.
Tori is just always ready to catch Eugene. Yeah. By the way, did you notice that Eugene, listen, this man's not going to cheat. And let me tell you why. He's got two of everything. Did you notice that outside he has two green eggs, which is crazy. That's a lot of meat.
What?
Yes. He has two right next to each other. The smokers, the green egg smokers. He's got two right next to each other. And then when they went inside and you saw it, cause you know, I'm a counter lover. I love counter space. And so I was like, oh my God, they've got so much shit on their counters in there. They had two Instapots right next to each other. Who were you all cooking for?
That's a lot of people. You're a four-person family.
What are you doing over there? They're going to give Charles Oakley some ideas. He's like, wait a second.
So first thing I thought of.
He's going to outdo me in my strike a known at Brussels sprouts.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with unresolved tensions?
But you're not the only motherfucker that can swing, though. I have tried with you, Simone. I have tried. And I don't even know what's the problem.
There was a time where you were shutting me out with the group.
Yeah, okay. Here's the thing. Here's the thing that's missing. These two ladies, they actually love each other. The more they love each other, the more they love each other.
Everybody just rolls their eyes.
And she's like, hold my hand. Hold it, Simone. Hold it like you care. Because, Simone, I care about you. I was hurt by you. And I hurt you. And I'm going to say that to you. And I want you to hear what I'm saying, Simone. I want you to receive it. And I apologize for hurting you. And I hate that we are here. I own that I hurt you. Well, I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
Now, how do you feel? How do you feel, Simone? I can cry too. I oftentimes am functioning out of hurt and anger that you have shut me out. And you have it as your right. And I don't feel like I deserve it. I don't feel like I deserve it.
So I'm going to leave it right there, dears, dears, dears.
And Angel's like, this is sisters through, this is sisters, this is what sisterhood is. Okay, well, Angel, you've learned the key word, so that's good.
So Simone's like, I don't want to be at odds with Quad. It's just, you know, it's good to get it out. And now I can see how I'm feeling. And hopefully we will never have to circle back and discuss this shit again. I'm like, well, you're the one who's in control of that. Because you're the one who brings it up over and over and over again.
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