Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What happens between Nathan and Gail on the boat?
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So now Nathan and Gail have like their 80s rom-com moment where they sit on the boat and they confess their feelings. You start saying things like, That's mad seeing you again, you know. It's brought back a lot of fucking feelings.
She's like, no, no feelings.
He's like, yeah, for me there is.
No feelings.
Genuinely, I think I love you, man.
You? You think a lot of me?
I think I love you. Say the strawberry thing to me one more time. Do you want a strawberry? Oh, there it is. It's true. It's love.
You can't say that you love me.
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Chapter 3: Why is there a mystery surrounding the poop incident?
Like, I want to be friends.
And then she tells us the story of how they went out of town for six weeks together. Then he ghosted her. And she was saying, can you just let me know that you're okay? And then he was, like, ghosting her. And then he broke up with her because she had the nerve to say, call me back. So, yeah, super romantic story.
I don't know. How could you get back to someone who does that to you? Cause that's like, first of all, it's disrespectful, but that's also just like base communication. Like, I don't know if I could trust that that person wouldn't do something like that again, when things get tough, that they just up and disappear and you don't hear from them.
And then you're the crazy one for being worried about them. I don't know. That's, that to me is like a real big, like, like, I don't know. I don't think you can come back from that.
I wouldn't. So Josh is asking if Kizzy has heard from V. And she's like, no, I hate myself. At this point, I'm sure everyone knows I kissed Joe because on a boat, there's no secrets, especially when you go behind a camera, then pull them back to get to the front, smile in the camera's face. But, you know, the walls have ears.
And for the next day, I just want to pretend that V doesn't exist so that I can get through without feeling like shit. I'm such a good person. Look at me feeling bad the next day. No, you were leading up to that the whole day. And I'm not going to listen to you and Joe's like, oh, we were just drunk. No, we saw you two leading up to this for like the whole week before. So stop.
there were sober decisions the entire time. There were sober subterfuges. Like this is, this is not a, Oh, we got drunk and it just happened. And like also Kizzy pretending like she's actually feeling bad about this, but she has not shown any visible sign of remorse is hilarious. Like you, just cause you say it does not make it true. We were watching you, ma'am. So everyone's doing their jobs.
And Aisha brings Carl in a snack. And so now they're starting to, plant the seeds of who might be the pooper because Asha brings some dates and Carlin's like, oh, these are really good for digestion.
Yeah, I was going to say they're good for pooping.
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Chapter 4: What unfolds during the 80s party preparation?
They're all having fun. And then Aisha is talking to Kizzy and Kathy about the 80s party. And Aisha's like, well, tonight we've got an 80s party. And my experience of the 80s was not being alive yet.
Okay, Aisha, that wasn't nice.
I'm very young.
So then people are getting ready. And then someone says like, like, Joaquin, did you just fart? He's like, no, I didn't fart at all. So like another suspect in our midst. And then this guy, Daniel is like, it's that guy's dick coming out of his ass from last night. And Joaquin's like, don't be a bitch. But also does set up the, the, a little bit of the, the suspect situation a bit more.
I don't know what I'm saying. I can't use words.
So people are doing the tables and Kathy is just so happy because she's got so much cuteness in her life right now with Max and everything. And Max is in his cabin talking to himself saying, Oh, my little Kathy.
She is also my tiny little lover. Tiny lover.
Josh is talking about how all these diets are very stressful, but luckily because they've requested an Asian dinner, it's actually a lot easier because you can sort of navigate through all these things more easily. So he's, he's fine. It's like, they're not going to do the whole like, whoa, everyone wants something else storyline today.
This is tonight's an episode about things coming out, not things coming in to your mouth. So then now another foreshadowing. One lady is like, whoa, this bathroom smells. So does this mean that the poop has happened or has it not happened? Either way, the lingering specter of a bad poop situation is hanging over this boat.
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Chapter 5: How do the guests react to the poop situation?
Her whole thing was, I just want to have fun. Cause then he was, cause remember he was the one saying things like, but you know, this has an expiry date. And she was like, whatever, let's have fun. He's like, but I've never felt something like this before. You've been the one who's been like feeding her line after line of like commitment bullshit. And she's now you've sold her a story.
She's responded to it. She's embraced it. Now she's like, okay, maybe this is going to be something more serious. And now you're going to turn it against her. Like she's the crazy one who came up with all this. You were the one who started it.
Yeah. And I think you're right that she doesn't even feel the same way. Like she's not in love with him. He's just the kind of person that needs to tell everybody that people are in love with him. Like he needs that validation.
Yeah.
So Gail's like, well, I'm no hero, but fuck me. I mean, how many people have you got to hit? He's like Cupid, but with a TNT at the end of his arrow. It's you.
So now it's time for the 80s party. And Josh is talking about how he's into the 80s, but at heart, I love the 70s more. I really tried to recreate it with my own music. And this is when we see that Josh recorded a music video. Yes. And it's fucking disturbing. Okay.
It's this clown. He's like, he's in the clown makeup doing this sort of like 70s Brit rock kind of Oasis-y throwback music. And it's like, sir, what are you doing on this boat?
Yeah.
I just love it. Like, yeah, I'm a 1970s wonder child, child of the earth. That's what I do. I just don't care about like the societal norms, which is why I came onto a yacht to cook for rich people. It's like, this doesn't make sense.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of the text messages between Joe and V?
yeah that's why i'm falling apart okay don't don't show up my house like that and then ask why the police were called it's not because i have emotional regulation problems it's because you're fucking scary sir down in the guest quarters lady guest says what what did you do with my fucking pantyhose joaquin and he's like why would i steal your pantyhose bitch why are you super nasty you know i'm your best friend
I'm like, sir, you are like, you're like 48 years old. Why are you talking like this?
So the girls are, you know, they're just getting ready. And Joe and Nathan are wearing their wigs. You know, everybody's getting wacky 80s as they do on this show. And Joe starts whispering in Kizzy's ear. He's like, do you feel bad? Oh, fuck. I hate that you feel bad.
Can I make you feel better?
Oh, yeah.
So then now this is the moment that I thought was damning, which is that this guy tells, I don't know who he tells, maybe Kizzy or maybe it's Kathy. They're in the guest area in that hallway. And he's like, yeah, by the way, we don't want any service in our room whatsoever. Do not go in our room. Whatever you do, do not go in here. Stay out of the room. And you're like, that's weird.
You're on a different room. I know. But OK, here's my theory. My theory is that they were doing drugs together in a room and we're like, don't interrupt us because we're doing drugs. We're doing.
Oh, I see. Oh, so they did the coke and they want to leave the coke out. So they said, don't clean our room or something. But then the coke made them poop in the other room.
Well, because honestly, later on, we see which room is Joaquin's room. Because when they go to it, we see them walk down the hallway. From the view of the camera, the stationary camera, the GoPro on the wall, there's like a staircase in like back there. Come down the hallway, you come towards the camera, and then you make a left. Meaning like a left from like...
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Chapter 7: What emotional moment does Kathy experience during the episode?
Have fun with this. Bye.
Yeah, I... This was already just... I was like, oh, my God. I did love that it was Kizzy who had to find it. I felt like that was a nice bit of justice. It's Kizzy karma, you know?
Yeah, Kizzy karma.
Yeah, Kizzy had to do it. Yeah.
Yeah, so Kathy's like, bye, bye, bye.
So then Kizzy's like, old crew, old crew, there's poo in the shower. So then everyone's like... And everyone's hearing it. And Josh is like... We have this moment where Josh is in his clown makeup and he just goes...
That's stinky.
And I did actually laugh at that.
Yeah. So we go to Kitty muttering to herself. She's Kitty? Kizzy? Muttering to herself while she's dealing with this. And she's like, I can't even deal with this. I mean, it smells like dog shit. Even worse, it's human shit.
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Chapter 8: How does the crew handle the aftermath of the poop incident?
He's like, poo is distracting the girls from taking the food out.
So they're running more plates. And Josh is explaining all the food and everything. But meanwhile, this poop situation is continuing to fester. And they're continuing to try to figure it out. So then here's Gail's contribution. Gail is like, what's going on?
What's happening? I hear there's a story.
And Nathan's like, one of the guests shot in the shower. And she goes...
did they waffle stomp it and I was like waffle stomp it so I didn't know what that was he didn't know what that is did not know what it was so I looked that up was that a commonly known thing waffle stomp and why is it called waffle stomp so waffle stomp I looked it up because the drain is in a pattern right the drain has a pattern like a waffle pattern usually this one had like swirly patterns I was looking at it but normally they have like a waffle pattern and so you stomp it down there and it's like a waffle stomp
So that means that people must poop in the shower enough that there's a term for how to mash something through the grate into the drain. Right. You waffle. So like, so I guess people do this.
People are pigs.
Okay. I've never had to waffle stomp in my life. Okay.
Yeah.
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