#3288 Below Deck Down Under S04E09 Part Two: Honey Don’t
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Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
Hello, and welcome to Watch Where Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
So Daisy comes and she's like, all right, guys, we're not achieving anything here. Daisy, I would just like her to cool it. He is abusive.
He is abusive towards me. Ow!
All right.
But still, it hurt. It hurt. It hurt my heart. All right.
All right, all right, Ellie. She's like, she's well, but you deserve it. Okay, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie. I'm in charge now. I'm the captain of the ship now. I am the captain now.
You servants are doing the game.
Okay, all right, all right. You can leave the galley and go to your cabin, Ellie. Okay, get out of here. Get the hell out of here. This is wild. It's wild. Daisy, thank you. I've never known anything like that. She rattles me. It's not good. I may have lost control of my galley, marshmallow wobblekins.
How does the crew conflict over Ben’s pet names and workplace boundaries start?
All right, Ben. All right, enough with that.
Have you spoken to Jason? I don't want to talk to Jason about it. I just want her out of here. Well, you've got a problem on your hands then, Ben, don't you? He's like, I know, don't I know. So now we go to Ellie in her room, and she's wrapping a cord around her curling iron. She's like, oh, motherfucker, you take this from me, your curling iron? You want your goddamn mouth? Curl me? I curl you. You curl me first, bitch. i sell curling iron and irons like you for milk where i come from the curling irons like that seems like a terrible deal and ben says wisely or aptly i guess i should say he's like i bet my batch haven't i oh it's been a long day let's just go to bed so now ellie's like i don't know daisy this fucking bent thing she's like all right she's trying to calm her down he
takes no ownership. Well, I do understand that, but you're not going to solve it by losing your temper like that. All right, now I know you know. Let me pat your knee there for a second. It's okay. It's okay.
She's saying, hey, Joelle, she's saying I run a hostile work environment. Well, then she can leave at any time. She can always go to Zim, okay? But no one's making her stay. Yeah, but that's her bad. I don't run a hostile environment. It's like,
I'm upset that he got me to the point of being fucking angry, but I couldn't fucking hold it in anymore. I just fucking snapped. You know, it's like you can only sell so many carrots before you say, just someone give me the damn milk already.
Okay, okay. Let's try and get some sleep tonight, and tomorrow there's a way we can figure this out. I know there is. I know. I know. I know there is. Don't worry. And meanwhile, Joelle's like, Ah, you call everybody lovely and honey and sugar pumps. I mean, just this morning you called me French toast thymus gland. I don't know what that is, but I got a halfie. So I'm not really sure what everybody's so upset about. I mean, you're sexist to everybody.
Yes, I have to say, every time you call me flufferoni pizza, I actually quite enjoy it.
You know, I actually masturbated after you called me Tostoni testicles.
So Ben's like, I mean, it's a pet name. It's a term of endearment. Apparently, it's not very endearing right now. So I would definitely have taken this on board better with a professional conversation. and I would have listened. I didn't actually mean any harm by this. I love the guy who's being totally unprofessional is now demanding professionalism from the person he's offending. That's what's always so funny. Okay, it's like 2026, and you should know that you just can't call women that you're working with honey buns and sweetie and love. Well, I think you can say love, maybe, because that's so British. But I don't think you can... You can't say half the shit that he's saying, honestly. Um, and then, but then he's like, well, why wasn't she being professional?
I can't believe she wasn't being professional to me.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:25
2
How does the crew conflict over Ben’s pet names and workplace boundaries start?
1:25–5:20
3
What happens when Ellie physically reacts to Ben—how do crew members respond?
5:20–20:51
4
How does Captain Jason intervene to set boundaries between Ellie and Ben?
20:51–30:55
5
Why do the guests complain about Ben’s ‘soft scrambled eggs’ and what went wrong?
30:55–44:50