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Chapter 1: What is the conflict between Daisy and Ben about?
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well hello and welcome to watch what's croppins i'm ronnie that's banuni over there hello ben how are you i'm doing great thanks ronnie how are you doing good you peanut butter i love a peanut butter cookie fight and that's what we've got today on below deck down under if you want this recap on video Guess what? You go to Patreon to get that. That's also where you get bonus episodes.
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Chapter 2: How do the Heads of Department plan to address Ben's attitude?
You're going to love it. Okay? You're going to love it. Today, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let's do it, Ben. Yeah, I'm excited. Also, as long as things go scheduled, we'll have an announcement tomorrow about something really cool we are doing in June. So keep your eyes and ears out on the Summer House recap tomorrow. I mean, I'm sure you'll already be doing that. But, you know, keep...
Stay tuned, everyone. Stay tuned. Keep your ears to the ground, okay? So here we go. Below Deck Down Under, Season 4, Episode 13.
Chapter 3: What unexpected event involves Jenna and Eddie?
The way the cookie crumbles. Blink, blink. Blink, blink, blink, blink. We pick up where we left off, which is where Jenna went to Ben's room at 5 in the morning to make out with him. Cheating on her husband of 20 years. Eddie with the mustache and the mullet. Poor guy. Bless his little heart. This is little Ned Flanders heart. It's about to get broke.
Yeah, so we just hear Ben and Jenna talking behind closed doors, and he's like, I'm so the Eddie thing. Are you all right? I'm listening. She's like, yeah, I guess. I'm proud of him, not bombing me.
Chapter 4: How does Jenna's relationship with Eddie evolve during the episode?
Oh, you're slightly overwhelmed by this. No, not at all. Okay.
So then they just keep kissing. Well, I guess it wasn't that fast. It was more like a... kind of feel like ben must have like lizard lips when he kisses right that like lizard that just old crusty wine lip like that red crust line around the lip oh yeah so yeah they continue kissing and then she leaves his cabin which was impressive because i thought they were going to do the full-on
Oh, and by his cabin, by his cabin, of course, you mean the master. The guest cabin. Primary suite. Yes. That he has decided that he takes over on the weekends. Every single time. So she leaves there and then she goes to Eddie's bed and cuddles with Eddie. What the hell, Jenna?
Chapter 5: What are the dynamics of the crew as they prepare for the guests?
Damn. that's cold that was crazy i was shooketh i was i could not believe it i totally supported her going in and making out with ben because i think eddie is a snooze and i think he's overbearing i think he's just like he just has some growing up to do but i was shocked when she went directly from ben to eddie's bed and cuddled with him i was like I don't know. I mean, I was kind of amused.
I sort of loved how awful it was. She's just like, whatever. I'm going to be a fuck boy the way the fuck boys are fuck boys. And, you know, but it's not, it wasn't very nice. It's not very nice. It's just also not great taste. I mean, this lady came on here saying, oh, I can't wait to be rich. I'm going to marry up. I'm going to be a real housewife. I'm only marrying classy rich guys.
And then she comes in here and it's like watching someone at a Luby's try to choose between the nasty fried fish and the nasty fish with the mayonnaise layer on top.
Chapter 6: How does Daisy handle the pressure of the upcoming charter?
It's like both of those choices are bad. Like, why do I have to sit here behind you and let me go in front of you if you're going to take 10 minutes to, like, make a bad choice? You know, like, don't involve me in your bad choice. This is a cafeteria. I just, I just want her to aspire for beyond Eddie. And I just was excited that she was realizing that Eddie is not the man for her.
He like, she deserves better. So I just was sad also that she just went back to Eddie and cuddled with him. So I was like, what is going on with this girl? I was, I literally let out a guffaw. I was like, wow, we are three minutes into this episode and I'm already kind of like gasping. That's fine. Cause I let out a harumph and then I let out a yes and
And then I let out a mother icon only because I'm gay, not because I was really feeling it. It just felt like since I was already exclaiming things on my couch, I should just keep it going.
Chapter 7: What are the guests' unique preferences for their charter experience?
As gay men, we love a woman who has just, who just makes her own choices and doesn't give a fuck. We love that. We love that in our gay icons. So when she went from Ben's room to Eddie's room, I was like, this is totally wrong. Yes, queen. I would like to say that I was like, poor Eddie. I'm poor Eddie. But Eddie is such a needy little shit.
I mean, she should be nicer just because he is kind of a nice guy, but... Whatever, you know, I'm sick of watching Eddie cry. But now that I've seen him cry, I kind of want to see him cry more. Is that weird? Like, how can I be sick of seeing somebody cry? But also, that's all I want them to do. Like, oh, because you know what?
Chapter 8: What humorous moments arise during the guests' arrival?
When Eddie's not crying, he's like, we're in love. We're going to have babies.
i can't wait for you to meet my parents it's like could you go back to crying it's like that was more palatable than whatever this is than his aspirations by the way i apologize i just lurped from my empty uh smoothie bottle the glass i was on mute i thought i was on mute and i realized i wasn't on mute so sorry for everyone who's got a earful but you know at the same time how would the most appropriate sound effect for this entire sequence of events
Yeah. So now Jason wakes up at 6.52 a.m. and the yacht is a pigsty, of course, because they just had day out yesterday. So there's like open wine bottles everywhere and food cartons and it's nasty. And you know why, Jason? Because nobody's scared of you. And you know why nobody's scared of you? Because you don't really do anything. Just kind of like... Tell everybody to deal with it themselves.
And this is what happens when you tell, this is what anarchy is. Anarchy isn't like some beautiful little neighborhood in Springdale. This is anarchy. There's a car turned over and on fire. There's a cat eating a person's face. You did this to your own boat, Jason. I mean, you're not totally wrong.
I mean, if it were Captain Lee's vessel, they would have been too scared to go to bed with all that shit still out on the table. They wouldn't even be able to have a morning poop because their assholes would have been sewn shut. Yeah, yep, uh-huh. It would have been like the reverse of human caterpillar or human centipede. It would just be like human non-centipedes.
They're like, no, you will not be having access to this butthole right now. So Jason is- What is a human centipede? Isn't that just where everybody's sewn together? Are they sewn together by their butts? The whole thing that made the concept so gross for people is that they are sewn together from front to back. And so you don't want to think about it. You don't want to think about it.
It's a vile, vile concept for a movie. And apparently it's a terrible movie. And it really only has cachet for having a hideous concept in the center of it. Oh, so it's not a real thing. It's a movie thing? It's a movie. It was like a low-budget horror movie that came out like 15 years ago or something. And it grossed everyone out because of the way that the centipede is assembled, you could say.
Oh, some people just love disgusting things. My mom loves disgusting things. I was putting her to bed because she's sick, so I was putting her to bed today. And she's like, I just need to rest. And I was like, okay, well, do you want to just go to bed? She's like, no, I want to watch a Lifetime movie. And I said, okay, well, what do you want to watch? So we're going through the movies.
And she goes, that one. And it's called like, I married a psychopath. It's just a really pretty blonde lady, you know, looking kind of dour. And then a guy holding an ax. And she's like, that's it. I was like, that's your real. I mean, that's how she relaxes. She loves it. And then I close the door and I'm doing stuff around her house before I leave. And I just hear it. And that's how she sleeps.
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