Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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well hello and welcome to watch what crap ends a podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to talk about i'm ben mandelker and joining me today to talk about real housewives of atlanta it's ronnie carom hi ronnie how's it going What you doing? Just hanging out with you starting off a brand new week. We're so excited. We added a third show to our cabaret lineup.
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Chapter 2: What happens when Kelli and Shamea arrive in Texas?
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Whoa. Well, you know, this episode was so interesting because almost all of it was in my mind, terrible. And then all of a sudden it like comes to life in the last 10 minutes and like was amazing. I don't know how I had an episode could be so terrible and so amazing all at once. It's, it's bizarre. It was like, I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed it. Oh God.
No, I was going to say, it's just, it's clear they didn't have enough. This, the big showdown between Angela and Pinky was obviously the set piece. That's the climax. So they have to put that at the end of the episode, but they just didn't have enough leading up to it. So they just were trying to make all these scenes stretch in my mind. And I was like, can we just get to the good stuff?
Let's make this a 10 minute episode.
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Chapter 3: How does the iconic war of words between Pinky and Angela unfold?
And listen, I get it. I get it. Look, I'm laughing at my own joke right now. But she really does think she's funny and she'll do these bits in the confessional that just seem to go on a little too long and are like a little too obviously scripted, a little too obviously like Like, winky-winky. Like, aren't I being hilarious right now? Do you want to put me into a gif right now?
And it's like, oh, Shamia. You shouldn't be working this hard to do this.
Oh, gif-less, gif-less Shamia. Okay, so we start with some corny sitcom music to intro. It's like 80s. And then we see Cynthia, Phaedra, and special guest star Adrienne Malouf because it is a Dynasty episode.
I'm about to say, excuse me, it's not a sitcom intro.
I know, in our notes it says sitcom, but you know what? I think this is a young person who wrote these. A young person. It's like half of this cast is like, what's Dynasty? What is that?
I know, but it was sort of funny because it was a little bit of mixed messaging. It was like, the theme is dynasty, but we're going to have a Dallas intro and it's going to be Dallas, but it's going to be dynasty also. I'm like, I understand they're just doing the CBS, you know, nighttime soaps of the eighties.
But it just was like funny that there was all this talk about dynasty, but they were really going to Dallas. I was like, Something, can we stay consistent with one franchise here?
It's like, did they not know that Dallas was a soap opera? I'm confused because they're like, we're going to Dallas, so we're going to do a big nighttime soap opera from the 80s dynasty.
Well, I know, especially since yesterday apparently was the 35th anniversary of the Dallas finale that just popped up on Twitter. For some reason, I think I've talked about 80s sitcoms enough on this podcast. That my Twitter algorithm is now just serving me random 80s sitcom factoids, which is why I'm now reporting every single time. It's the anniversary of some shows, you know, series finale.
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Chapter 4: What are the reactions to the accommodations in Texas?
It tastes like soap. Yeah. It's like you were born with that gene. You were born with a shitty gene that just makes things taste like soap. I don't know what to tell you. Cake is cake. Just eat the cake. But anyway, the point is it was a failure, and she's still going over and using that to get people to be her friend. I think Cynthia is the only person who said yes, though, in all these years.
I know who'd have thought of all the franchises that Andrew Maloof would, would pop up on again. It would be here on Atlanta. I thought it would be Miami for sure. I thought she would just like show up at one of like Alexia's events or something like that, but no, she's here out of nowhere. So we see this scene where Cynthia Phaedra and Andrew Maloof are talking and
And basically Cynthia and Adrian are talking about this tequila. They're doing an infomercial and Cynthia is doing, you know, she's like, oh, maybe we should go on a trip. And all Phaedra is doing this entire scene is just giggling on the side. Like she just repeats the last word that someone says and giggles. So they're like, oh, I love this tequila. It reminds me of going on vacation.
Oh, vacation. She's just like a little puppet on the side, like a little Muppet. But this whole thing was like, it was like a, it was all filmed kind of like in a previously on Dallas filter kind of vibe. But it was like, it went on a little bit too long. And I was like, what? I was like, I think we got a Bravo. We get it. Like the opening credits were cute, but like.
Do we have to have our previouslys also in this? Like, it went on a long time, a long time.
It was pretty funny that they were trying to sell us on tequila. They were giving an infomercial like, well, you know, tequila, vodka is the number one alcohol in the world. I've done my research and, you know, tequila is number two. But, you know, we think that tequila will be number one. So we're going to go with tequila. Okay. So we get a lesson on tequila versus vodka.
And she's been invited to join the tequila commissario family.
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Chapter 5: How do the housewives handle room assignments at the mansion?
She's so ready to shoot my tequila shots. So ready.
Just get it shots. And Cynthia says the theme of my trip is to merge Dallas and dynasty into one. You guys remember the old hit soap opera from back in the day? I hope that we have some amazing time on the trip because we actually need to stop tripping and have some fun. So she is just going to, I guess, like Knott's Landing.
Cynthia's lines are now just being written by the Watch What Happens Live people.
Yeah. Seriously.
It's time to stop tripping and go on a trip. But we don't trip on the trip unless we fall. Then somebody trips. Can we do that again? Can we tighten that up?
And I will say that, so Diane Carroll was on Dynasty. And I will say this weekend, I got a lot of updates that it was like the 40th anniversary of Diane Carroll joining the show. Like I'm telling you, I'm getting so many random factoids about TV right now. And the fact that they all actually seem to be connected to this episode of Atlanta is kind of wild.
But yeah, there was some anniversary of Diane Carroll joining Dynasty this weekend. Wow. Yeah, I'm up on everything, guys.
Love that for her. Dominique Devereaux.
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