Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there.
Chapter 2: What happens during the cattle drive in Texas?
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So then the other bus goes to the stockyards and we see this cattle drive start time is 1130 a.m., but it's 1155 a.m. So they basically walk down this old Western set street and there's cattle, you know, being walked very slowly down the street and then they're gone. And they're like, that's it.
Yeah, they basically miss it.
Chapter 3: How do the ladies react to the dressage event?
They just see the last few cattle walk by. And then there's one cow or bull, whatever it is, oxen, cattle, walks by. And Pinky goes, oh, look at Angela back there. And everyone's like, Pinky. So then they're all like, wow, that was it. That was quick. We came all the way down here to watch 30 seconds of cattle. Okay, great.
So now the other ladies arrive at the dressage and they meet the horse, which is called Leo Di Cloprio.
You can only ride him if you're under 25.
Chapter 4: What humorous moments occur during lunch at the horse pen?
Yeah, exactly.
so Anna there's a lady named Anna who's the experience curator and she's giving them all fan maybe I said like I'll see they're looking at this horse at one point the horse acts up and so then yeah they're like here meet the horse and the horse is like move on they all start running and screaming from the horse Pedro falls over so they Angela goes we've just stolen too many ponytails off their asses they're coming for vengeance
So now they bring the horse out and they start talking about dressage. And this lady is talking like she's talking to kindergarteners. She's like, this is how we do dressage. And they're like, yeah, we're not doing that. Like nobody, nobody's gonna, nobody's gonna ride the horse. Like, no. Even Phaedra. Phaedra's like, no, I'm not adhesive today.
Chapter 5: How do the ladies handle the awkwardness of their dining situation?
My wig's not glued down. The producer goes, so explain why you can't ride because your wig isn't glued down. She goes, Girl, I wasn't fitting to say that on TV. Do that with Beverly Hills. Theirs isn't tacked down either.
And the poor trainer is like, but you came all the way to Texas. You're supposed to be on a horse. And I'm like, yeah, no.
What part of Portia's underboob clinging top says, this is an outfit that needs to go on a horse?
Chapter 6: What tensions arise during the conversation about past relationships?
She's like, I am just barely holding on. This tape can only do so much.
Only this cast could go to an entire event set up for them and be like, yeah, no, we're not going to do that.
We're not going to.
No, sorry. Can we have lunch now? We put on cowboy outfits. That's all we're doing. We're going to eat lunch now. Okay.
Chapter 7: How does the group discuss the concept of being 'self-made'?
Point us to the lunch. But their karma is to have to go eat lunch in the horse pen. So there's poop everywhere and it smells like poop.
Yeah. Which is crazy. So meanwhile, over at Stockyards, so the Stockyards, I guess, does that the name of the town, this little old Western town, it's like cute little touristy town. So they're there and they're walking around and they come across a bull and, and Shamia is like being joking. She goes, blink twice if you need help.
And then Pinky, Pinky is like, I'm sorry, Pinky is the one that goes blink twice if you need help blink twice. Cause you know, she's a vegan.
Chapter 8: What conflicts arise between the characters during dinner?
She doesn't like what's happening to the bull.
Yeah, she's like, I'm not going to sit on that. I'm not going to sit on Gunner because I'm a vegan. And the cow's like, me too. Me too, girl. So the other ladies take pictures, you know, and they're laughing. And this, by the way, this bull hates them. I was just looking at them like, are you fucking kidding me? They're like, now come over here for this picture. He's like, ugh.
And there's like a little song moment where they do blink twice, blink twice if you need help or whatever. Blink twice, I'm vegan.
Yeah, so they go eat lunch. Yeah, they go eat lunch and it's all meat pretty much. And she's like, well, I know that Cynthia doesn't care about me because there's no way you're bringing me to a restaurant. And the prime thing they sell on the menu is beef. Yeah. Welcome to Texas. Okay. It's hard. Enjoy your potatoes. I'm not vegan.
I'm just pescatarian, but I just, I've learned to eat a lot of potatoes. Okay.
Yeah. There was nothing about this town that said vegan option. I don't, I don't think there's anything like every, like you just see this town, this old Western town with cattle and lassos and all this stuff. I was like, Yeah. Your salad is going to come like instead of like a bread bowl, it'll just be a carved out piece of filet.
Just be like a prime rib with a hole in it with salad in the center. There's going to be beef everywhere. Yeah.
But what do you mean? We fed that cow salad. So it was vegan. You can eat it. So now she just gets fries, but she says it and like, I'm vegan. I'll just have fries. Oh, fries. And you know what I'll say? Fries is like the best food group in the entire, like the entire catalog of foods, first of all. And you know what the second one is? Bread. Eat some bread. French fries.
yeah no but but for sure pinky is the sort of vegan that annoys people that makes people not want to be vegans because i think at this point vegan food has actually become very very mainstream there's vegan options in a lot of sort of these chain restaurants or not chains but like you know like the like the the bennegan's and applebee's or whatever or they'll you know it can't be made vegan there's vegan things in this supermarket it's like no longer just like a
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