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#3361 Below Deck Down Under S04E15 Part One: Battle Barbie

12 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 20.115 Unknown

Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.

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Chapter 2: What anniversary do the hosts celebrate at the beginning of the episode?

21.935 - 48.902 Jenna

hello and welcome to what's what crap is a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on ego bravs i'm ronnie and that it's gorgeous ben mandelker hello benuni hi how's it going good what's going on with you not much just you know uh you know what today is my anniversary with dominique how about that so that's cute i felt like it was just your anniversary I know.

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48.942 - 59.521 Jenna

These anniversaries just keep on rolling by. I mean, look, I've been with Dom now 12 years. We've been doing crappins for 14 years. I mean, time is flying by, everyone. It really is.

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59.541 - 66.454 Ronnie Karam

It's crazy. But thankfully, we just get younger and hotter as the years go on. Well, happy anniversary to you two crazy lovebirds.

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66.67 - 67.732 Jenna

Thank you.

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Chapter 3: What new developments occur with the crew on Below Deck Down Under?

67.952 - 71.558 Ronnie Karam

Everybody else, sorry for your regular non-anniversary day.

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71.998 - 73.761 Batool

Losers. I know.

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74.202 - 87.843 Jenna

Enjoy your non-anniversary. You know what? It's an anniversary of nothing. While you do the announcements, I will see what other things happen today because it's not about me. I'm going to see what happens today on May 12th. What are the special things on May 12th?

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87.863 - 89.706 Ronnie Karam

Go on. Fingers crossed for Parko.

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89.726 - 114.463 Jenna

Well, actually... yesterday we didn't my my twitter timeline alluded me that 35 years ago yesterday was the series premiere of sisters it's a big it's been a big week for sisters anniversaries so there you go there you go uh today is below deck down under if you want this on video as usual you can get videos

114.443 - 137.43 Ronnie Karam

bonus episodes this week we're going to do a trailer trash on something because there's a bunch of new shows well two new shows that have trailers on bravo so it'll either be next gen nyc or the mcbee dynasty so we'll talk about that that's this week so if you want bonus episodes videos um ad free listening or our new weekly newsletter that's free so just go sign up for that anyway that's fun

137.41 - 155.77 Ronnie Karam

And you get that all at Patreon. Also, we're doing a cabaret in New York, June 3rd and June 5th. It's sold out, but there are live streaming tickets. So there's going to be tickets for all three of those shows online. It's a big party. There's a big chat room in there where everybody goes and has a good time. So come to one of those. It's going to be great, okay?

156.09 - 167.282 Ronnie Karam

You get your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Today, Below Deck Down Under, Season 4, Episode 15. It's not about the shrimp.

167.887 - 175.851 Jenna

But it is about something very exciting, which is today is the birthday of a real housewife and a TV icon, a sitcom icon.

Chapter 4: How does the crew react to the new stew joining the team?

176.032 - 177.978 Jenna

Can you take a guess with that?

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177.998 - 180.124 Ronnie Karam

Heather Dubrow is the only sitcom icon.

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180.492 - 206.044 Jenna

oh you would be incorrect there's actually someone who's a true sitcom icon who was a real housewife and her name is miss kim fields today is her birthday um it is also yeah the other birthday so far not quite as a tony hawk who cares rami malik jason biggs you know that's fine like it's not as stephen baldwin for those who care

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Chapter 5: What conflict arises between Daisy and Ellie during dinner service?

206.024 - 221.646 Jenna

Oh, Emilio Estevez, which is weird because I got an email from someone named Emilio Estevez yesterday, but it was not the Emilio Estevez. And I thought, that's funny. Imagine getting an email from Emilio Estevez. And then today is his birthday. Steve Winwood. Okay. It's shaping up.

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222.327 - 225.071 Ronnie Karam

It's kind of a D-list birthday.

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225.091 - 234.023 Jenna

It's not as, it's like, these are like good stars, but they're not like stars that get me excited. I mean, Burt Bacharach is today. Okay, boner.

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234.003 - 253.8 Jenna

at least i got a boner that's the name of our side podcast katherine hepburn katherine hepburn okay boner but it's not like fun katherine hepburn's a good one katherine hepburn's a good one i mean they should put katherine hepburn above steven baldwin i mean well it's chronologically

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254.422 - 265.748 Jenna

i'm just going through it like but emily van camp oh wait that's pretty good revenge right she's the revenge lady yeah what happened but like does she still yeah i don't know

266.048 - 284.666 Ronnie Karam

I think it was just revenge, right? I don't know. Didn't she marry the hot guy from Revenge and that was it? She's like, I'm done. I've made it with Revenge and I'm done. You know, every time I see Hannah from Below Deck, I think of Emily VanCamp. She looks just like her to me. She does look just like her. I always imagine Hannah in Revenge. Revenge. Ooh, Hannah's here to get her revenge.

285.087 - 307.345 Jenna

Ooh. Well, that's actually a great segue going back into Below Deck because we are here obviously talking Below Deck Down Under and you mentioned that there's two trailers. One of the trailers is for Below Deck Med and that's going to be the next one that comes on to Bravo, which is interesting because that was also the previous one. So I just assumed regular Below Deck would be coming next.

307.325 - 317.505 Jenna

But I am I'm just going to surmise here that, you know, Frazier had Frazier had the very scary heart attack situation.

Chapter 6: How does the introduction of the new stew impact the team's dynamics?

317.545 - 331.464 Jenna

And so I imagine maybe they delayed production while he recuperated. I'm not I mean, I'm not sure. So they probably were like, let's get an emergency Below Deck Med season on the books, because this is the second time that's actually happened.

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331.945 - 346.037 Jenna

I think the other time was when they had everything go down with Below Deck Sailing, and they're like, we've got to cobble together a Below Deck Med season right away, because they know they can just print and play that one. Get Captain Sandy, get Aisha, put them together on a boat, and go.

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347.178 - 352.243 Ronnie Karam

Yeah. Well, that's what they get for getting rid of Below Deck Adventure.

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352.263 - 365.894 Jenna

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, honestly, like, can we bring back sailing and adventure? Like, I'm not... Why can't we have those back? Like, yes, Gary was disgusting, but he's gone now. Put that sailboat back in the waters and see what happens.

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365.914 - 368.017 Ronnie Karam

There have got to be other douchebags who know how to work a sail.

368.858 - 369.158 Jenna

Yeah.

369.339 - 381.595 Ronnie Karam

I don't know. I would think, but I don't know. But who knows? Right now, we're concerned with below deck, down under. It's a big day today. Lots of things happened today. Lots of tables turned today. We get a new

381.828 - 413.342 Ronnie Karam

get our new stew and jenna just really blows it so jenna blows it jenna blows it wow a season wow we were on we were rooting for you we were all rooting for you yeah well um the guests are eating dinner it's 9 22 and we go to the crew mess and daisy and ellie are what wait it's 9 22. i thought it for sure was 9 23. Yeah. It's very specific. 922.

413.422 - 416.787 Ronnie Karam

So we know something's very dramatic because it's not 925.

Chapter 7: What drama unfolds during the fishing trip with the guests?

429.667 - 436.557 Jenna

And on yesterday's Amazon live, Ronnie applied a, an overnight Korean mask. And I,

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436.537 - 460.722 Jenna

i swear to god ronnie i see it do i look younger i see the difference i mean you are like radiating holy this is not me trying to do some sales pitch i'm like looking your your cheeks are are just like like just so smooth and they have they have like the they're like they're like it really is norman rockwell right here this is i mean norman rockwell that's not a compliment

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460.702 - 490.675 Ronnie Karam

they're all chubby pasty people but like it's like smooth as an apple you know well that's when they first started doing peels during the Norman Rockwell paintings well thanks man that's so sweet it might just be my new lighting because you know I put up some new lighting in here well whatever it is I mean you look I mean it's crazy hey listen I'll take it that's always a good reason to interrupt the podcast yeah no I had to I have to give you your flowers let's all start the podcast again

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491.38 - 491.72 Jenna

Yeah.

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492.081 - 498.207 Ronnie Karam

Just keep talking about that. I love it. Thanks. I'll send you some of that. I'll send you some of that mask.

498.227 - 499.849 Jenna

Yeah, please. Mask for mask, please.

501.23 - 513.783 Ronnie Karam

Hell yes. So, um, now, uh, people are eating dinner and, uh, Daisy and Ellie are fighting in the mess. And this is because Ellie grabbed shrimp out of Daisy's hand and Daisy went crazy.

Chapter 8: What are the crew's opinions on the new stew Barbie?

514.163 - 531.068 Ronnie Karam

And now she's, you know, mad at Ellie, but she's got these like two eighties pigtails in uneven and she looks insane. And Ellie's trying to gaslight her, but Daisy is also losing her temper and does look insane. So it's like the perfect time to gaslight somebody when they already look crazy, you know?

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531.429 - 538.988 Jenna

Yeah, yeah. I mean, Daisy really looks like she is a...

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538.968 - 562.073 Jenna

like she's she's like not a main character but like a guest character who plays one of the friends of the daughters on just the 10 of us like she just knocks on the door like hi you're ready to come play in the park it's like dad can i go play in the park with daisy like she definitely has that like 1989 look and the dad's like i'm not letting her play with that girl she can't even get her pigtail straight

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562.93 - 565.854 Jenna

I brought shrimp for us, though, to put in glasses.

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567.637 - 570.141 Ronnie Karam

Your dad took my shrimp.

570.461 - 574.788 Jenna

Dad, can I play shrimp and glasses with Daisy, please? Okay.

575.809 - 587.487 Ellie

Calm down a little bit. You're getting very intense. Look at me, high-pitched Ellie, which means I'm being either very, very nice or very, very tricky. You decide.

587.602 - 593.882 Ronnie Karam

And Daisy's like, yeah, I just grabbed shrimp out of my hand during dinner service, and now you're telling me that that's your job when I was trying to help?

596.191 - 606.969 Ben Mandelker

No, because you were struggling to put it in two sides. Oh my goodness, like little poor Daisy can't put shrimp in glass. The simplest thing, you put shrimp down on side of glass, but you couldn't do it. So I was helping.

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