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#3390 RHORI S1E10 Part Two: Homeless Not Truthless

01 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 20.031 Unknown

Watch what happens when there's so much that happens

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21.175 - 37.767 Ben Mandelker

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye, enjoy the show.

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38.81 - 56.14 Ronnie Karam

So now we go to the Ocean State School of Gymnastics because Narula and her daughter, Layla, we're going to practice gymnastics. Okay, well, okay, why don't we do some straddle jumps? Okay, I'm going to do a jump. Okay, I wish I could do a back tuck, but I'm not going to risk it. And so she does a front tuck into the ball pit.

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56.28 - 62.05 Ben Mandelker

Wow, this is amazing. I wish I could retire and do this every day.

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62.857 - 68.885 Ronnie Karam

Brian's like, oh, so you would like to stay out of the house and be at a specific location every day for a certain number of hours? Great, I support it.

69.106 - 75.114 Ben Mandelker

This is the first time you've been around things that match your energy on this show. Just the blocks of foam in that fucking pit.

75.454 - 84.747 Ronnie Karam

I know, right? So we go to Rosie's house and she's like, Rich, I'm going to put on some eye masks. Which one should I do, clouds or bows? He's like, I really don't give a fuck.

84.963 - 87.807 Ben Mandelker

How about something that wasn't made for five-year-olds with eye bags?

88.008 - 94.056 Ronnie Karam

I know. And then we wind up in Cranston at Twin Oaks Restaurant. And Alicia's there.

Chapter 2: What happens during the Ocean State School of Gymnastics scene?

126.882 - 143.126 Ben Mandelker

And we're here. We're here all getting together. We're going to celebrate because she won a national title. Like, you know, like, wait. What does she win? Wait, hold on. Let me think about it. It's a title. It's a championship. Hold on. What's it called? There's a name for it. Mistitle. Mistitle. It's a big deal.

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143.827 - 158.35 Ronnie Karam

Yeah. And so all the ants, the mom, the ants are there. The ants have multiplied. Something has happened. There's now, we've now gone up from like four or five ants to like 10 of them. There's just more and more ants every single time. And honestly, I can't get enough. The more ants, the better. Like I love the ants.

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158.37 - 181.027 Ben Mandelker

It's like watching DNA split. Under a microscope. Just keep popping up. And each one is more than the last one. How you doing, honey? You did something mistyed? Oh, it's so proud of you. Yeah, it was so proud of you. You did it, mister. Who are you? I just popped up. Just split off. Oh, this one just spawned. Just split off under your ante arm.

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181.247 - 186.294 Unknown

Yeah, yeah, that's Sharon over there, and that's Sharon number two.

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186.334 - 196.729 Ronnie Karam

Yeah, I love, each one has been more wronged by a man than the next one. Yeah. And they're just bitter and jaded, but they're like, what you gonna do? You get to this age, you just live with it. Yeah.

196.709 - 222.413 Ben Mandelker

well you got a crown in there honey what is that a crown it's like yeah yeah it's like miss america but for like you know the dance world it's like huge bar so uh she tells us about twin oaks and she's like it's such a staple of rhode island there's just something about it you know it's like out of a movie you know but the rumors are like that the bob used to hang out at the bar there a lot like crooked cops crooked lawyers you know it's like basically it's like dating it's where you go to date

222.781 - 234.567 Ronnie Karam

Is there a place in Rhode Island where the mob did not hang out? It's a pretty small state. There's a very high ratio of mob to land mass in Rhode Island. So I think they pretty much hung out at all the restaurants.

234.587 - 238.375 Ben Mandelker

There's also such a pride in this town of just being a shitty person.

Chapter 3: How does Liz react to Alicia's presence at Twin Oaks Restaurant?

238.535 - 241.161 Ben Mandelker

It's like, wow, we love this restaurant. It's where all the crooked cops came from.

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241.917 - 268.802 Ronnie Karam

so I bring my daughter who just won a national title if you need to bribe someone to get out of the pocket ticket you come here get them some garlic bread you're set you're good to go so uh now Alicia's cousin Brianna Nicole is there Brianna Nicole uh I feel like Brianna Nicole is always in a state of having to pick up the laundry from the floor Brianna Nicole can you pick up the laundry on the floor why are you leaving it there they just use both names at all times

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270.402 - 286.288 Ben Mandelker

what has been going on? I've not seen you. The summer has been so crazy. She's like, oh my God, there's so much going on. You don't even know. Like Selena, pay attention. You know what? Selena, move to the other end of the table. I don't want you to listen to this. You're a stalker. And the daughter's like, yeah. She has to go to the other side. That was me around my mom's friends.

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286.308 - 294.52 Ben Mandelker

They're like, please go over there. Cause I'd go to school the next day and be like, did you hear what that bitch Jackie did to Hilda? It was ugly. Hold up.

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295.421 - 297.203 Ronnie Karam

Mom's friends. Missed title.

297.223 - 316.52 Unknown

Get out of here. So Alicia's like, everyone come closer so my stalker daughter doesn't listen. Okay, Aunt Judy. Okay, Aunt Judy number three, get over here. Okay. I've been hanging out with these girls and we all went to the castle and we all wore a mask and everyone would share their emotions and I couldn't even have a triscuit. It was so intense. And I talked about my dad and things I remember.

316.54 - 330.519 Unknown

Do you remember? And I was like, one of the things I remember is that basically my father, he left me for homeless and then Liz went and he's like, you're not homeless. And then we were in the car to Boston and all of a sudden, I don't know, something just like snapped, you know? And her mom's like, oh yeah, we were homeless. We were homeless.

330.539 - 335.008 Ben Mandelker

Yeah, we were homeless. What's this girl talking about? How could she do that?

335.028 - 337.393 Unknown

They were homeless. How could she say that to you?

Chapter 4: What is the significance of the conversation about being 'homeless'?

800.8 - 805.905 Ben Mandelker

Oh, you know what? See now, she's making her even more worked up. This is what happens.

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805.925 - 808.888 Unknown

Correct. I had no choice but then to shut it down.

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809.028 - 827.906 Ben Mandelker

Yeah, but eventually, you know what? She's gonna come to her senses. Hey, you know what? I'd reach out to her because you have history. She's like, Joellen, it is what it is. But when I do look at her and she's like, I'm so kind and like who I've gotten to know through the years, that's not a kind person. Be yourself. You're all the human being.

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828.166 - 829.407 Unknown

Be horrible.

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829.387 - 848.487 Ronnie Karam

Well, it's funny because she also says, you know, they call me the scary one, but I truly believe Joelle is capable of anything. And this is her thing. I think Liz is like, I'm a nice person and people always think I'm scary and no one ever is kind to me or they are not open to me because they think I'm scary and I'm not scary.

848.788 - 859.221 Ronnie Karam

But this whole situation, I think it's hitting this thing in her where she's like, see, and now I'm going to be called scary again. And I think that's what's like setting her off so much. Yeah.

860.184 - 877.981 Ben Mandelker

So, and it's also like when you're a bitch, like me, you want to be friends with another bitch. That's just how it goes. Like you. Yeah. And so if we're both bitches... then we get in a situation with somebody else and you act nice and I'm still acting like a bitch. I thought we were a team.

878.262 - 896.183 Ronnie Karam

I'm the only bitch. But you're not really a bitch. You play one on TV, but I'm really a bitch. But for some reason, people think I'm the nice one on this podcast. All the time, people are like, Ben is so sweet. He is so nice and so sweet. You are sweet and nice. No, I'm not. But you're also a bitch. People don't realize I'm like... I'm a real bitch.

896.263 - 904.008 Ronnie Karam

And then they, if I, then, then if they see that, they'll be surprised. Like Ben's mean. I'm like, yeah, I've always said I was mean, but for some reason people say I'm nice.

Chapter 5: How do Joellen and Liz's friendship dynamics unfold?

1800.77 - 1817.666 Ronnie Karam

And so he makes like this neon blue cocktail. I was like, what are you doing? Like, if a coffee shop is going to serve cocktails, and it does happen, it can happen. Like, why are you serving a cheesy-ass blue cocktail from 1993? Like, what is happening here?

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1817.686 - 1818.889 Ben Mandelker

This is not like a frat place.

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1819.169 - 1825.503 Ronnie Karam

Yeah, no one serves blue cocktails anymore. Like, this is not how it goes, you know? Like, it should be, like, artisanal.

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1825.523 - 1826.685 Unknown

I mean, it's Rhode Island.

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1826.665 - 1837.946 Ronnie Karam

Yeah, I guess so. It should be artisanal and it should be like muddled and there should be lime leaves everywhere. But you know what they got? They also have, I also noticed this too, but this coffee shop, the back wall had all those Italian syrups.

1838.748 - 1839.028 Ben Mandelker

Yeah.

1839.048 - 1841.693 Ronnie Karam

Yeah. And I feel like whenever I see that, I'm like, this is not my vibe.

1841.874 - 1847.845 Ben Mandelker

You're not, you're not serious people. You're like the guy from Succession. You're not serious people.

1847.925 - 1864.693 Ronnie Karam

I don't think that's what coffee shops in 2026 are doing. Those syrups are like a relic of 1997. It's just so out of touch. These are people who don't know what they're doing. Well, I'm not been this fired up in a month. I'm like so mad about this coffee shop.

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