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#3392 Below Deck Down Under S04E18 Part Two: Sins and Sensability

02 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What happens when notorious guests return for a seafood extravaganza?

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Watch what happens when there's so much that happens

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21.243 - 33.657 Ronnie Karam

Hello, and welcome to Watch Where Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

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So then they go to the galley again, and Jason checks in. And Ben's like, well, they were slightly turning their nose up at the food, but it's all right. I think they're like nightmares. Jason's like, that fish was amazing. All right. No one's asking him why he served another whole fish. Maybe he deboned it this time. It didn't look like it, though.

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51.196 - 52.418 Ronnie Karam

Yeah, I don't know.

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Chapter 2: How do the crew members react to the guests' food preferences?

52.739 - 71.17 Ronnie Karam

I feel like there was probably more drama on this charter than we got to see, but they ran out of episodes. So, because what happens next is that it basically like fast forwards, like fast forwards through the charter. And then it's like, Jason's like, okay, this is what the guests want on day one. They want to go swimming and then they want to eat food and then they want to this and this.

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71.27 - 90.709 Ronnie Karam

It's just like... Speeds through it. And then all of a sudden there's this thing. It's like they've also requested 12 individual cakes. And then Ben's like, I'm not making 12 cakes. So he just buys 12 cakes. And then the guests are like, tastes like it's like it's grocery store. I was like, that was clearly an episode right there. Clearly, it was like, I'm not making 12 cakes.

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90.77 - 93.975 Ronnie Karam

And Daisy was like, you have to make the 12 cakes. This is our final charter.

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Chapter 3: What cake drama unfolds during the final charter?

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You have to do it. Ellie's here. Why the fuck do we have Ellie making cakes? She can make a cake for Joelle, but she can't make 12 small cakes. Make one big cake and cut it into 12. You knew that was a scene, right?

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Treat the cakes like they're beds. Make 12 yourself, you fucking loser.

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109.499 - 122.074 Ronnie Karam

And you know, he buys the cakes, he serves the cakes, that one woman says, This is Starbot. And then Jay's like, I told him, and he won't listen to me as the disrespect is constant. But then the other person says...

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fuck, I hate food that begin with C. Why are you ordering food that begin with C?

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128.625 - 131.969 Ronnie Karam

The other person says, I actually think this is really good. Yeah, this is like really good. It's really good.

Chapter 4: How does the team handle the bagel drama on the yacht?

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And then it's like redemption.

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Actually, Brandon loved the store behind it. Of course he did. Because of course, you know.

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137.356 - 143.824 Ronnie Karam

Yeah. But the point was, it was like, clearly there was like a full on episode in here and they just, they just, their order ran out.

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I would like to say this to the editors. Thank you. Well done. I know. I kind of wanted to see it. This was great. And then there was one part of them making Jason wear a Speedo and I was happy to pass 10,000 cash. If he comes out in the Speedo and he's like, I could never do that. And then he does it.

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Chapter 5: What are the highlights of the seven deadly sins dinner theme?

159.781 - 181.997 Ronnie Karam

Yeah. And then Joao comes out and squirts like whipped cream into people's mouths and everything like that. So yeah, they just kind of like speed right through it. But the reason why we had to speed through all this, a potential issue with cake is because why have cake drama when you can have bagel drama? At long last bagel drama comes to below bagel drama.

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You've needed this. You're a bagel person.

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I am a bagel person.

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Okay, so here we are. Daisy's Salervs. Filet mignon and baked potato and lobster. Well, still haven't learned our lesson with that lobster, huh? And Brandon's like, oh my God, what is this, lobster? He definitely, is this lobster? Wow, he really learned.

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Chapter 6: How does the crew navigate conflicts during meal service?

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He really learned at lunch. So, you know, we keep getting served, but poor Patrick's not getting anything. Yes, Patrick did get something, but you're ordering a seven-course meal. Isn't this like a six or seven-course meal?

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You went too far. You went too far.

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Oh, okay, okay.

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215.622 - 216.403 Ronnie Karam

So this happens later.

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I'll save that. I'll reel it in.

218.166 - 223.835 Ronnie Karam

I was trying to set us up for the bagel scene, which is what happens the next day. So this is day two in the morning.

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Oh, so was this part of the fast-forwarding thing, the steak and lobster?

228.162 - 231.908 Ronnie Karam

Steak and lobster was part of the fast-forwarding because there's a whole other dinner that's going to happen.

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Well, so then he's already worried that Patrick's not getting enough food.

Chapter 7: What heartfelt moments occur during guest departures?

235.133 - 262.586 Ronnie Karam

yeah so it's the morning and brandon is like do you have any bagels by chance and daisy's like she so she's like god we got a bagel for brandon this guy who wants protein protein protein suddenly wants a bagel i don't know something's not adding up here so um they she puts in an order for the bagel and then uh then ellie tries to see like oh but what's her face is not hearing it.

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Jenna, she's not hearing it.

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So we're waiting and waiting and she's like, could someone pick up the bagel?

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And we're seeing the timer and it's been like 15 minutes than 20, 25. Now it's been 25 minutes in that bagel.

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And we hear a lot of static. And Jason says, I'm having trouble hearing you having trouble hearing you. Hello. So something's wrong with the radios.

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Shockingly, Brandon is not making a fuss over the fact that it's been 25 minutes since he asked for his bagel, which is kind of crazy.

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I think he's one of those people that's just used to being such a pain in the ass that he's going to have to wait.

295.005 - 299.397 Ronnie Karam

Yeah. He probably doesn't even care about the bagel. He just really just wanted to place an order.

Chapter 8: What are the final reflections on the season and its characters?

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So Daisy's like, she comes down and she's like, is the bagel ready? Well, we've called like 12 times. Oh, I'm sorry you've called and none of you could have brought the bagel up. Have you said Daisy, Daisy? I mean, you could just have been in here and brought the bagel up. Why didn't you just do that? Well, I'm not in charge of the galley.

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319.655 - 326.401 Ronnie Karam

Wow, okay. I'm not in charge of the galley. Wow, okay. Normally when you call someone, you either ask somebody else to walk by, you know.

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She's like, well, that's a discussion with the head chef.

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328.891 - 332.32 Ronnie Karam

I mean, yeah, yeah.

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uh yeah i mean ellie probably at a certain point ellie should have been like i'm just gonna run this upstairs because it's getting it's breakfast you're not doing anything yeah you're not you're really not she's just shooting herself in the foot anyway because she's her attitude is the reason she's not getting promoted i mean if she was nicer to daisy daisy wouldn't be against her getting promoted that's exactly the only thing holding her back from being promoted is daisy and it's because she's being a dick to daisy all the time you don't need to do that you dummy you just fucked yourself over

360.093 - 375.366 Ronnie Karam

Yep. So Daisy's like, I think it's common sense that if they see a bagel sitting on the counter for 20 minutes, they would bring the bagel to the guests. So, and then Ellie's like, oh, she thinks she's the fucking queen of the boat. I'm like, she kind of is. Queen of she, but that's it.

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Queen of she bagel? That was good. Two puns at once. You beat me to the punch. She thinks she's the queen of the boat. And Daisy's like, well, you know who would bring up the bagel if Interior couldn't do it? Our sous chef. So Daisy storms off and Ellie's like, you don't tell people from other departments how to do things.

400.508 - 416.748 Ronnie Karam

So Daisy, of course, is doing her favorite pastime, which is stomping through the salon going, Un-fuck-unbelievable. Fuck-unbelievable. She is the queen mutterer. I'll tell you that much. She's the queen of Sheba of muttering. So then Ben's like, Oh, was that Daisy?

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Yeah, she came in and yelled at me because I didn't bring the bill up. Did she tell you to bring it up? No, I don't know. She just left. She gets all innocent suddenly. Like, I don't know. What? So now Daisy and Jenna, Daisy's of course bitching. She's like, could you go down and ask about the bagel? Cause I'm going to go fucking crazy.

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