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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens.
This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.
So speaking of which, we now go to Alicia's house. And Rosie shows up and she's got some pink balloons. She's got all her pink stuff. And she's very excited because they're going to be decorating little ducks for a tradition amongst Jeep Wrangler drivers called ducking. Something I had not heard of. I've heard of things like punch bug or whatever it is when you see a VW buggy. What did you say?
Slug bug, where if you see a Volkswagen, you punch each other in the arm. Right.
But I hadn't heard of people putting little ducks on Jeep Wranglers. And I looked it up, and apparently it started in Canada in 2020. It's a really relatively new fad. And now I guess they all do it to each other.
They honestly came back when Liz was cast on TV. Because honestly, anybody in the scene with her better be.
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Chapter 2: What happens at Rula's Arabian Nights party?
It feels like, I don't know, can we start a Kia tradition beyond just stealing them, everyone? That was Kia's big contribution to pop culture, was that people on TikTok were just breaking in and stealing them. Can we do a good Kia thing? But how about instead of leaving ducks, why don't we leave bags of Tate's Cookies?
Just in case someone driving a Kia might want some, I'm not saying who might want them, but let's call it Tating. We're going to leave Tate's cookies on Kias. Any Kias, especially Kia Sportages.
This is those little rubber ducks, and you decorate them, and I guess you give them to other Jeep Wrangler people. So very exciting. So they're going to make these crafts with Alicia Dotter, who's dressed like a princess.
Chapter 3: How does Rosie plan to decorate the ducks?
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And so they come in and they're making these little ducks and they're talking about the ride at Sinatra Night and how terrifying it was. And he's like, yeah, you know what? Liz should have come to my house with like balloons and ducks. That's what I would have done if I crushed someone's soul. If I crushed someone's soul. Really, what'd you do to the lady that you ran over?
Because I think you just... Kept driving.
She wasn't a Jeep Wrangler driver, so I couldn't do anything for her.
You have little ducks in your glove compartment for people that you hit in crosswalks.
To be fair, Alicia probably leaves little crackers everywhere on people's cars. Or at least slices of pizza. Yeah. So Rosie is like, Selena, we have to decorate these ducks. I need your help. Do you know what ducking is with jeeps? And Selena's like, you put ducks on there? She's like, yeah. And then you go and you find other jeeps and you put ducks on them.
And then, so we have to decorate our ducks. And the pink ones come with crowns and sunglasses. And Alicia's like, I'm dead. Oh my God. I love her. This is great. I love her so much.
Yeah. And Rosie's like, I love getting ducks. I get ducked all the time.
It feels wasteful also. Like you have to, first of all, buy all these ducks and then have to leave them on people's cars. And then you receive a duck and then you have ducks. Or do you just keep paying it forward and giving other people the ducks?
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Chapter 4: What are the reactions to the cheating video involving Brian?
I know. But it's still such a funny transition. Because Disco Duck, you know, it's like the lips and everything.
I didn't answer her because I wasn't ready. And I don't even want to fight back for her because it's like too much family history, you know? And when talking about it with my family, it brought back so many memories.
I always see her talking to her aunts. Twin Oaks. Oh, my God. Twin Oaks. I saw that the aunts were doing some sort of event at Twin Oaks. Be like, come meet Alicia's aunts at Twin Oaks.
Remember when I talked about listening to the aunts being like, fuck her. Oh, yeah. Since we ain't homeless, that's disrespecting me. Yeah.
You know, it was nice to have my family be like, you know, like validate me. But like also like I've been through like a lot. So like don't discredit me, you know, because like that's the thing too. Like I think I'm going to have to see her. I don't know. And Rosie goes, well, what are you going to do this weekend for the Arabian Nights party? I don't know.
I don't know what type of crack I should bring. What's a good Arabian cracker? Do you think Triscuits, right? I don't know. It's a lot of straw. What about like a Cheez-It? I don't know. I don't know. What's an Arabian cracker?
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Chapter 5: How is the tension between Liz and Alicia addressed?
I'm really stressed about this.
We see flashbacks of Rue laughing like, hi, ladies. Thinking about having a party at my house. Arabian nights. Come for the belly dancer. Stay for the toe lift.
I really don't want to see her. And Rosie's like, well, you're going to have to see her. So what are you going to do? I don't know. The thing is, because I don't want to be in this position anymore that I feel this way. It just puts me in a bad situation. Do you think you're going to talk to Kelsey?
And she's like, no, I mean, we'll just have our own party this weekend. We won't go. She's like, yeah. Like, sorry, guys. I'm just, like, so sick. I'm just so sick. I have a wicked bad cough or something.
Although, I guess Rula really—she's like, well, you should pull a Rula. Although, I guess Rula really is sick, and I kind of feel bad. Oh, well. Anyway, can't wait to confront her with the fact that her husband's cheating on her again with a video.
I can't talk to her about the video. I can't do it. I can't do it. Is there a kind of duck that you can put on someone's car when their husband's cheating on them?
Well, she needs to know what's going on.
Why? No, she doesn't. And Rosie's like, we can't just keep talking behind her back. We have to tell her. This is why the show doesn't have a vacation.
Our only vacation is a day at Block Island. Okay, we've got to tell her. By the way, they're talking about all this right in front of Selena. And Selena's like, Mama, should I put the crown on the sidewalk? And Rose is like, oh my God, that's such a good idea. Look how cute it is. Yeah, I know, because it looks like a fancy Blake the Boss. I don't even know what that means, Blake the Boss.
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Chapter 6: What unexpected moments occur during the party?
He's also wearing this shirt that says, like, Gary's Mortgage Bonds. Yeah. This is the guy I'm going to go to to get my mortgage bonds from my house. This guy right here.
I love it, though, because everybody else is wearing, like, their Loverboy merch or their whatever. Softbar. Gary's like, I can get it on that train. Gary's Mortgages.
Yeah, it doesn't have the same appeal. So anyway, they're Alicia's mortgage house. Hey, I hear there's a pool party coming up. I mean, I got to go to it and tell everyone about mortgages. My interest rate is high. So Rosie is there too. So Rosie, Alicia, and Joellen are all FaceTiming. And Joanne's like, so what are you and Rosie getting ready for? Like, where are you guys going?
And she's like, well, we actually got invited to Rula's Arabian night dinner party tonight. So we're going there. She's like, oh, I wasn't invited. So obviously she's not comfortable around me.
Yeah, you know, like Rula's had an Aladdin theme party. Like, what does she think? She's Princess Jasmine. Does she think she has a lamp? And like, Jeannie, tell my husband not to cheat on me. Ooh, burn.
That was a rule to burn. She had to get there. It took her a moment. What? She thinks she's Princess Jasmine? She has her lamp. She has like a Jeannie. Jeannie's like, never had a friend like me. You never had a friend like me, Joellen, because I showed you the video, ha. So there, Aladdin burn.
She might want to tell that blonde lady to stop letting, let the husband ride her magic carpet. Am I right?
Am I right? King Ali, magical he, Ali Ababwa. Okay. How about we talk to Ababwa Walters, the ghost of, because she could ask a lot of questions, and maybe then she could get to the bottom of why Brian was cheating on you. I got there. I got there, guys. I eventually got there.
So we go to Rulis, and the Arabian Nights party is getting set up, and she's getting a huge headdress put on her as Brian orders his first drink. And he's like, wow, look at this. I feel like I need a stack of ones. You look great, huh? You look great. God, my wife looks like a damn stripper. So good.
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Chapter 7: How do the guests react to the belly dancer?
And she's like, oh, you know, that's my, it's ethnic. It's like a call, you know? It's my ethnicity. You know, it's my heritage. And Sabrina goes, oh, I don't like that. And then she got in all this trouble, so she had to apologize the next day. She's like, I didn't like that. Sorry, I didn't understand the ethnic, you know, importance of that. And I'm like,
See, when you said it, I was like, I'm feeling like there's like a pop culture reference I'm not getting right now. Like something happened that I missed. But I also liked it just being totally out of context of like Sabrina Carpenter weighing in on this moment. Like, no, I draw the line here.
Ew, I don't like it.
So they're saying cheers and stuff. And then Ashley and Jared show up first. Everyone's like, oh, you two. I have to kiss her first. Hi, how are you? Who is this man who is holding a latte for me? Jared, I got your latte. It's ready for you. Okay, is there a Cindy here?
Got your flat white. And she kisses Ashley. Now she's like, oh my God, I don't know why, but I thought you'd do like a double kiss. She goes, no, I'm Lebanese. We do three. Three more than my husband gives me.
That probably blew her mind. A triple kiss? I didn't even know you could even go further than a double. Whoa. So she says she hasn't seen Rilla in so long, and she's really interested in seeing how Rilla is next to Brian, hosting this party with Brian. It's like, how do you look at somebody in the face and have a conversation that's just like, we know that you're seeing another woman.
Oh, you're from The Bachelor. Yeah, seriously. What are you acting like? This is something new. You dated 30 men at a time, Ashley. Okay. Yeah.
it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial so it's just like i love it a red bead night you know like this gavels sand you know maybe a donkey billy's like why a donkey i don't know just got into the feeling of it you know i just hope there's like a lot of people so that way like so if i see lizzie it's like not gonna be aqua Yeah, Billy's like, whatever. Why stress out?
Come on. Like, if there's a problem, just say there's a problem. Just work it out. Come on. What are you, nuts?
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Chapter 8: What conflicts arise between the characters at the party?
I think that my reaction was knee jerk. And like, if I could take it back, I would. Like, I guess the word homeless has different meanings for people. Just as the word scary apparently means different things too. But if she wants to talk, we'll talk. Come what may. I just want to have a good time if that's possible.
Yeah, but she's got those crossing, like, flittering eyes that, like, do the... Like, they vibrate right in the center different ways.
She's, like, ready for someone to say the word ongoing. Yeah, ongoing and such. No, uh-uh, we're not doing that. All I wanted was to go to the seawall with you. Not the end going. So they show up and they say hi. And Kelsey's Billy goes to get her a drink. And so Ashley and Jared are talking, and Ashley's like, well, Jared has to leave in 10 minutes. He's like, yeah, Fridays I do trivia.
I'm like, bro. Come on, Jared. It's like a Friday night, and it's like a big party. It's your wife's show. It's your show. You're talking about bringing income in. You can bring someone else in to do the trivia. He's probably thinking in his mind, no, I have to do it because I was on The Bachelor, so people want to see me.
They're coming for me. They're coming for Jared. Jared's trivia night.
Yeah, bro. Just give it a rest. Okay.
Reschedule. Speaking of trivia, I wanted to apologize to you guys. Because of trivia. It's a trivia thing. And he's like, you're fine. And Ashley's like, it was so funny. It was very entertaining. We loved it. The first time you yelled, I was like, oh, shit.
She goes, I don't even think anybody heard me, y'all. Because you guys were yelling so much. Everybody was under the table. I went crazy. So they saw a flashback to Trivia Night, and then Rula goes, I missed something, didn't I? That's the story of Rula. That should just be your tagline for the season. I missed something, didn't I? My name's Rula, and I missed something.
Like, yeah, you missed it. Kelsey and Rosie were just so in love with each other. Meanwhile, Rosie and Rich arrive.
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