#3425 Below Deck Med S11E03 Part Two: Damons and Demons
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
So Sandy's like, hey guys, whoa, Joel Cooper. Guess what? Teamwork makes the dream work. Well, yeah. Moonwalk, moonwalk, doing the moonwalk. Can you tell?
What happens when Johnny Damon returns to Below Deck Med?
Does it look like I'm really on the moon? God, I really love that dance.
So Kaylee has a great strategy.
I'm doing the robot now. I'm doing the robot.
Pardon me, Captain Sandy.
I just need to go into this room and talk to Jen. Um, so Kaylee has a great strategy for, um, thawing out the frostiness between her and Jen, mainly from Jen's side. So she goes up to Jen and says, I was just gonna say, I just, you know, I know we were kind of both running for the second stew and I just didn't want there to be any bad blood or anything like that. And Jen's like,
rage blinking she is and she's also she's also rolling silver which anybody who's ever waited tables knows like you do not want to fuck with me while i'm rolling silver and you can see every like bit of anger as she like tucks the napkins over the silver and tucks this she's like well um you know i've been doing this for a long time and there's so much skill that goes into being second stew and i don't want the team to like feel over won't roll roll roll
silver napkin but most tightly wound pieces of silverware they're all just gonna be knives when it comes out they'll just be flattened and smushed into knife shapes yeah no one can open it oh god this is some tight silver She's like, yeah, I totally understand that. And obviously there'll be a lot of learning from me and I might come to you for advice. I'm sure that's just what Jen wants to hear. Oh, good. I'm so glad I got to be third Stu so I could be the first Stu for training the second Stu. Love it. Yeah. Yeah, I love that.
And she goes, it's all good.
Okay.
Thank you. So Kaylee says, you know, having all this doubt put onto her character by Jen isn't great. And now she's doubting herself. And Jen's like, oh my God, come to me for advice. That's funny. That is funny.
did you not see me rolling up silverware? That was your first lesson. You weren't even paying attention. So everyone's getting into whites because here come the guests. And Nathan's like, all right, everyone, we're going to push, push, push, push, push, push, push. So they're excited. And Cooper tells Luke that he's the only football player in his family and the rest is all baseball. So he's really excited to have Johnny Damon on board. And you know, Luke was like, I don't know what these boards are because he's not from America. So then Aisha's checking on Kaylee.
She's like, did Jen seem okay? I noticed the roll-ups were a bit tight. That's a little smushed right now.
Is she okay? The roll-ups are like chopsticks. Is that girl doing all right?
She's like, I don't know.
How does Kaylee navigate her relationship with Jen?
I'm just going to lift it. And Jenna's complaining to Kat. Poor Kat gets everything. She's like, I'm 22 years old. I'm getting too old for this shit.
Wow. Yes. Right at the age of 22. Meanwhile, Daisy is like 36, 37. You've got a ways to go, okay, ma'am? Yeah.
Daisy just threw a martini at the TV screen. So the guests are coming, and one of the couples is arguing already. We find out later it's this Joseph guy who's just such a douche. And Johnny is like, oh, God, are we the only sane ones here? Jesus. She's like, seems like it. Great invites, Johnny. Fuck.
Yeah, so Joseph is telling Addie, he's like, Addie, get the fuck away from me. She's like, love that. She goes, yeah, I love it too, asshole. She goes, damn, why did I do this to myself? I'm like, wow, okay. Great couple. All they're doing is taking their shoes off and putting them in the box. They haven't even walked up the passerelle yet, and they're already this angry with each other.
They hate each other, and the staff all notice.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:46
2
What happens when Johnny Damon returns to Below Deck Med?
0:46–3:42
3
How does Kaylee navigate her relationship with Jen?
3:42–11:55
4
What tensions arise between the guests onboard?
11:55–12:16
5
How does Joseph's behavior impact the crew dynamics?
12:16–16:24
6
What strategies do the crew use to manage difficult guests?
16:24–18:22
7
How does Captain Sandy handle conflicts on the yacht?
18:22–21:12
8
What are the consequences of Joseph's actions during the charter?
21:12–40:46