#3445 RHOC S20E01 Part One: Speak From The Heart
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well hello and welcome to watch our crap ends a podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on ye olde bravo i'm ben mandelker and joining me today to celebrate 20 years of real housewives it's the one and only ronnie carom hi ronnie how's it going hi what's going on with you
I'm excited.
It's a new season of A Real Housewives. This is our vacation week, but we had access to the screen a little earlier, so we decided to record this premiere ahead of time because it's too important to scuttle on vacation week. So we'll just pretend like we're recording it. on the proper day that it came out, to which I say, I can't believe they just did that thing on Love Island last night. When she did that thing, when What's Her Face did that thing to him, I was like, what? And then he was like, no, but I really am into you. I was like, what a dick, right?
I quit it. It's like, bye. Bye, Love Island. I quit you two weeks ago. Bye. Hate ya.
Oh, my God. And in the city this week, that was crazy. When Kenny was acting all Manosphere and then Lindsay was like, who do you think you're talking to?
I was like, yes, Lindsay. Yes, Queen.
How do Ronnie and Ben introduce the Season 20 RHOC premiere and set expectations?
It's so crazy that Kyle and Amanda got into a fight. I never saw that coming. Whoa. Oh my God. What a wild time. And on the Valley, I just was so happy that the Valley finally had an uplifting episode. I was like, we waited all season. Wow. That's really a week. That's really putting some psychic energy out there. What a week in Bravo. No, but let me tell you what happened actually in the past, which is today for you guys. I had a visit. A couple of things happened. First, I had wasps in my house and I got stung by one, which I guess is Connecticut. It was Heather and her mother. And then I got a ding-dong at my door, and I was like, you know what?
Why yell at people through the ring camera today?
Why not be a decent person? I just got stung. Let's see what they're selling. You guys, they're selling Jesus. Okay, I got this pamphlet. Or you are invited to attend Eternal Happiness 2026 Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses. I don't know. I guess that's not Jesus. Is that Jehovah? Jehovah's hot, too, I have to say. Isn't Jehovah Jesus? Is he? I don't know. I've never been to a convention. His hair is shorter. Do you want to stop celebrating holidays? Because that convention would be the one for you.
Future drama, the good news according to Jesus. Watch Jesus teach the crowds to find a convention near you. Guys, this is July 3rd, July 4th, July 5th.
People are going to be kind of busy. I'm warning you right now. They're going to be busy. Did you not hear what I just said? well no holidays no holidays but if you're trying to get people you know you want to get people who are not with you yet they're probably eating hot dogs and you know blowing off yeah fucking fireworks in their cul-de-sacs and aiding them at people's homes yeah am i right everyone talk about crazy wasps wasps things you know it would be i feel like if they had come over and they happened to have had some sort of like ointment for you you'd be like guess what guys i'm a jehovah's witness now it was a sign Yeah, maybe. Although I'll tell you, I don't need ointment. And what I discovered today is I'm a really manly guy.
I didn't cry. You know what I said? God damn it. And then I ran around, I ran around in circles. And then I got tweezers to try and pull out the little thingy, little stinger thing, and I couldn't reach it because I don't really have flexibility. You're just going to stay stung. So then I thought, well, fuck it. It'll come out on its own because I'm a man. Yeah. Are you still in pain right now? No. There's a little itch there, but it's not so bad. Considering how big the fucker was, I'm okay. I don't know why I'm still talking about it. My point is I'm just proud of myself. I'm proud of you. I was nice to people, and I got stung and feel okay. Yeah, you're doing great work. I've never been stung by a bee, a wasp, or a hornet.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:43
2
How do Ronnie and Ben introduce the Season 20 RHOC premiere and set expectations?
1:43–7:17
3
What personal anecdotes (wasp sting, Jehovah's Witness visit) do the hosts share before recapping the episode?
7:17–32:03
4
How does the RHOC premiere montage use past clips to frame the 20th anniversary?
32:03–48:05
5
Why do Vicky and Shannon travel to Puerto Vallarta and what happens on the beach scene?
48:05–1:07:30
Speakers
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