#3470 McBee Dynasty S03E06: In the Tallow Now
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What’s the McBee Dynasty episode and Patreon promos introduced at the start?
Hey everybody, welcome to Watch What Crapped.
For some reason I was waiting for you to do it, but it's my turn. Hello everybody and welcome to Watch What Crapped.
Not voluntarily introducing the McBees if I don't have to.
Sorry. Welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. How's it going today, Ben? I'm great. How are you doing? I'm good. Welcome, everybody, to the show. It's McBee Dynasty Day. I know we're all excited over here. If you want this on video, you can find that at our Patreon day of. We release videos for all of our episodes. You can get them for free a week later on YouTube. Just search Watch What Crappens on YouTube and you'll find us. Also on Patreon, you get access to our free weekly newsletter, which is like a comedy recap of all these shows that I write. And you also get bonus episodes. This week's was really fun. It was a personal story. You know, we were just talking about our personal lives in this one.
It was super fun. You also get access to our Discord server where you talk to each other and talk shit about all of these shows. What else is on there, Ben? Oh, ad-free listening, which is a big one. So that's all available at patreon.com slash watch what crappens. And today is the McBee dynasty. It's season three, episode six. It's called First Impressions and Final Farewells. Is it over? Why is it called Final Farewells?
I think that someone went to jail for two years. You know, it's sad. I mean, you know, as Cole McBee mentioned, he's going away. Blair's Blair's only one. He's going to jail when he comes back. Blair's going to be three years old. Blair won't even know who he is. I just I just I can't. It's like, oh, no, the three-year-old may not have a very strong awareness of their grandfather. People go away for like 30 years, and he's like, oh, Blair's going to go from being one to three. Oh, no. Jesus. For Christ's sake.
Let me guarantee you this. Blair ain't going to give a fuck either way at one or three. Blair does not care.
Blair does not care.
She's got enough going on. Her mom smells like dead meat and her dad beats up Hills. Okay. Yeah. He's got enough going on in her.
Blair is doomed in this world. Anyway, uh, McBee dynasty. So yeah, final farewells. Uh, something I wish I could sometimes say about this show. So nine days until Steve senior reports to prison, the countdown clock continues on. One thing I really also don't like about this show is that it feels cold and It always feels cold in this show. It feels like they're always in these big drafty houses. It feels like there's like... I feel like every house they're in is like 65 degrees. And I just... I'm like, I get cold sitting there watching them. And I know that they're the type of people like, well, just put on a sweater. I just... It's unpleasant.
Well, it's cold weather, and they do live in these giant barn homes that they've built for $5, but are very big and have cement floors. I don't think about how cold it is. I think about the electricity bills. Like, are electricities in McPoopy, wherever they live? Is McBooger, where do they live? Gallatin or something?
I always forget the name of it.
Yes, Gallatin. Gallivan. So... The electricity must be really cheap in Gallatin because they're just these huge open barns. How do you keep that air conditioned and heated? That's what the show brings to us, you guys.
I know.
We worry about air conditioning, heating, and temperatures in their house more than we worry about Blair.
Yeah. Well, one can only hope that they muster up enough money to pay their bills for their air conditioning and heating. So we start off in a very exciting way because we're at Steve Sr. 's house and Masha is with her prized chickens. And she's very worried because she has a raccoon sleeping amongst the chickens. So naturally, Steve Jr. arrives. Now, if I hear there's a raccoon just sleeping with the chickens in broad daylight, I'm like, that's rabies right there. But this idiot is like, whatever, I'll go in and grab it. Luckily, it was not a raccoon. It was just a possum doing what I generally do during the show.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What’s the McBee Dynasty episode and Patreon promos introduced at the start?
0:00–5:19
2
How does the episode frame Steve Sr.’s impending prison sentence and family reaction?
5:19–15:19
3
What happens with Masha’s chickens, the possum scare, and Galena flashback?
15:19–31:06
4
How do Christy, Cole and the HQ sale scene highlight family priorities?
31:06–1:00:20
5
Why does the tallow business conflict erupt — who wants 20% and why?
1:00:20–1:14:23
6
What unfolds at the McBee car wash meeting when Galena is confronted?
1:14:23–1:25:02