#3471 The Valley S3E17: Baby Back Fibs
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What is this episode’s setup and who are the hosts introducing?
Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens!
I'm Ronnie, that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben!
Hi. Hi, Ronnie. Hi, America. Hi, the world. How's it going? Wow. Hi, Santa Clarita.
Hello, everybody. Welcome to the show. Today is the Valley Day. This is why Santa Clarita is getting a shout out. So welcome to this. We're almost to the end. It's the penultimate season. Penultimate to the season finale. So we've got that. If you want this on video, you can find videos of all our recaps over at patreon.com slash watch what crap ends as usual. It's where you get your bonus episodes, your ad-free listening episodes. and a free newsletter that comes out every week that I write. It's just like a jokey recap of all these shows. So check that out. That's free to sign up for. Monday night at 5.30 p.m., we have Crappy Hour Live, which is where we talk to you guys on YouTube and Patreon. Another free thing on Patreon.
And we simulcast it. What's wrong with me? To Instagram as well. So that's 5.30 p.m. Pacific time on Mondays. We've also got Amazon Live on Mondays at 1.30 p.m. on Amazon Live. You can find links to all of this stuff in our link in bio on Instagram.
And a very, very happy birthday to an icon for both of us, Edie McClurg. Happy birthday, Edie McClurg.
Oh, Edie McClurg, yes. Happy birthday, Edes.
Happy birthday.
Mrs. Poole, for those who don't know. I know her really well because we used to perform in the same hour at an improv night at IO back in the day when that was still a thing. So I would see her. I'd be like, oh, hey. And she'd say, hello. And, I mean, it was a deep friendship. I mean, it's pretty cool.
Yeah, so happy birthday. She's an icon. She's wonderful. She's all you could dream of.
I'm not yet an icon, bitch!
It's also Monica Lewinsky's birthday, by the way. Anyway, continue. Well, happy birthday to everybody.
Everyone. It is weird that Monica Lewinsky is born the same day as Edie McClurg, right?
I know. This has become like my new thing. Every time we come on here, I'm always like, oh, I wonder if there's a funny birthday today to announce to everyone. And it's always so funny to see who is born on the same day, like Edie McClurg and Monica Lewinsky, right? Like who would have ever thought Slash from Guns N' Roses, right?
What a trio. Yeah. You never know, you know? You never know. But alas, it is. So happy birthday to them. Today, it is the 17th episode birthday of The Valley Season 3. The episode is called Guilt Tripping. So they do do that a lot on the show. This show is basically about why are you nice to that person? Or why aren't you nice to that person? We all like that person. Or why are you nice to that person when we don't all like that person? You know, it's very childish.
Yeah, but this episode specifically is the episode that will always be known as the episode where Zach shits himself at Chili's.
Yeah, some things I just don't need to see, you know? And sometimes also it's okay to take off your mic. Like, do we need to hear you pee? When I was in Into the Woods as a teenager, I was playing Jack and I ran off to the bathroom and they forgot to turn off my mic. And you just heard me peeing and talking to one of the princes. We were peeing next to each other. We were like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. And it went over the hole.
That's like the naked gun. I didn't know that could actually happen. The whole theater.
Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, I feel like sometimes it's okay to take off your mic, turn off your mic. There's a switch. No one needs to hear you shit in your pants. Okay. I mean, not that he did that on purpose. We don't need to hear you pee either. And then the very next scene is Lala burping into the camera. The show, the show is kind of trash, you know, clean it up show.
I wish I could have been at that production of Into the Woods where you were peeing while the baker and his wife were wandering through the forest trying to find a cow. That's amazing. Turn off the mics! Every moment is a moment.
so it was p thank god it was the number one i i okay refused to poop in public until it's raining in the forest even still kind of uh yeah i'm just giggling because you know it was me being i'm like a stupid satanic laugh
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is this episode’s setup and who are the hosts introducing?
0:00–5:33
2
Why do Ronnie and Ben talk about birthdays and show logistics at the top?
5:33–30:17
3
How is Zach and Benji’s conversation about kids and career framed?
30:17–48:07
4
Why do the hosts ridicule the Jessica Chastain 'Other Mommy' contortion meme?
48:07–1:19:08
5
What happens in Jesse and Michelle’s divorce-signing scene and why do the hosts react?
1:19:08–1:26:24