#3478 Below Deck Med S11E08 Part One: Come From Away

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Dorit Kemsley 0:00
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Michael Rosenbaum 0:21
Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie. That is Ben. Hello, Benunitunes. Hi, how's it going? Good. Everybody, welcome to the show. Today is Below Deck Dying. If you want this on video, as usual, you can get it at Patreon, patreon.com slash watchwhatcrappens. Also, where you get our bonus episodes. Last week was a fun personal one where we were talking about coyotes and our fun personal lives, our action-packed personal lives.

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Michael Rosenbaum 0:52
This week is a trailer trash for the new Real Housewives of New York season coming out soon. And you can also get our Discord server to chat with each other, a free weekly newsletter. That's basically kind of a recap of all the shows that we talk about here. And ad-free listening, which is a big one. So thanks to everybody who's over on Patreon. Thanks for everybody who came out, too. Crappy hour last night. That was a really fun one. We talked about Valley fashions for the reunion, which were terrifying. And today I have a hole in my sock and one of my big toes is kind of breaking out of the sock. And so I'm just in part of the big toe and it does look kind of like Brittany's dress in that reunion. Just put a little foam on it.
Michael Rosenbaum 1:39
Looking not cute and I should be buying something else. And considering my toe fashion. Because it's embarrassing. Even though I'm the only one who sees it. Yeah, wow.
Ben Mandelker 1:48
Brittany is just getting it from all ends from the internet about her look. And she should. It's bad. It's really one of the bottom three worst looks we've ever seen on any reunion across all franchises, all Bravo shows, for sure. Well, bless her heart. God bless it. God bless it. Well, here we are. Well, at least right now. At least my transition was going to be at least it doesn't have Luke's cum stains on it.
Michael Rosenbaum 2:24
Well, yeah, that's one way to look at anything, I guess. It's a positive way to look at really anything. My car is dirty, but at least it's not covered in Luke's cum. So that's good. So Below Deck Med, season 11, episode 8. He came, they saw, it's bonkers.
Ben Mandelker 2:43
See what they did there? See what they did? The pun? Yeah. Yeah. It's not Bravo's best work. He came, they saw, it's bunkers.
Michael Rosenbaum 2:55
They've had a lot of good come titles over the past few weeks. So, you know, I guess cut him a break. I will.
Ben Mandelker 3:04
Why don't they say he came, he saw, he was conquered?
Michael Rosenbaum 3:08
I don't know. Yeah, he came, he saw... Yeah, he was conquered. Yeah, and conquered. It's just something. Came, saw, conquered. That would work. Just came, saw, conquered. I don't know. How about came, saw, anchored?
Ben Mandelker 3:27
Mm-hmm. He came, he saw, he anchored. How about that? That's actually the best one of those three. Admittedly, they're all three not so great. But whatever. Moving on.
Michael Rosenbaum 3:40
We are at the final night of the Charter. And Luke is in the process of quitting with Sandy and she's just looking at, I mean, just the look on Sandy's face is so fucking funny. She does not know what to do in this situation. And Luke is playing this big victim game because he doesn't, you know, he'd, I guess it's that rather quit than get fired, but you're already going to have the report about you. So yeah, I don't know. Maybe try and redeem yourself in some way, but. I guess he's never going to live this one down. Bye. He can make a pretty rough story in his mind.
Ben Mandelker 4:17
Yeah, seriously. So he's telling Sandy with watery eyes, the last couple of days have been particularly tough for me. And I feel like being in the team right now is causing a bit of disruption. But I just don't know anymore. I just don't want any more tension. It's breaking the flow. And I think the best thing for me is to leave. I'm like, flow again. Let's... Let's use our words properly.
Michael Rosenbaum 4:37
No one would have ever even known had there not been a leak. Like, okay, Luke, okay, you know.
Ben Mandelker 4:49
maybe write this out first before you come on just just an explosion of emotions um so then sandy goes and you came to that decision based on sandy could also use some work with her words so what where where i can't even tell if you're coming or going like what where where did this even come out this this really came out of left field huh

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