#3487 McBee Dynasty S03E08 Part Two: Wedding Smells
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What happens in the chaotic morning after the McBee crew’s all‑night party?
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
So now it's 1 a.m. and they're gambling. And they're still talking about, you know, I don't know where they're going to go. Are they going to go to the strip club or are they not going to go to the strip club? But they don't tonight. Tonight they go to bed and we wake up the next while they go to bed at 530 a.m. But the next day there are drinks and McDonald's and shit just all over the suite. I mean, this is definitely people who were given a free suite from TV, you know, just like trashing it.
And I also was like, finally, something I can get behind copious bags from McDonald's. I'm like, now we're talking. Now I'm relating to these people. So they're waking up and Cole's like, I don't feel so bad. Casey's like, I feel bad.
My head hurts.
Meanwhile, Tegan's like, Jake, is that his name? She's like, Jake, you know you pissed your pants last night. He's like, I did not piss my pants. Stop accusing me of pissing my pants. But you did. Hey, everybody, Jake pissed his pants last night. And he's like, yeah, and I'll do it again. I'll be like, what do you think about that? I'll piss my pants again.
Tegan's my favorite of the women because she seems actually like a fun person. Like, I think I would actually enjoy hanging out with her. And I like that she outs Jake for peeing in his pants. And she just seems like, I don't know. She just seems like the best of that bunch. Like, she's the only one who actually has a pulse. The rest of them just sit there in their sort of catatonic, you know, like, been through some sort of, like, occult brainwashing, like, fast blinking of the... slow blinking of the eyes. But, like, Tegan seems okay. And this was a big Jake episode. We haven't... we don't see a lot of Jake. He sort of pops up here and there, but he got, like, some full-on scenes and some confessionals, which...
was, I guess, sort of interesting.
Yeah, it was some groundbreaking stuff. It was a Jake episode, for sure. He's like, we're going to go to the strip club no matter what nobody says. I don't care what nobody says. I'm going to go piss on the stripper if I want to.
Why does Jake keep insisting he didn’t pee his pants… and why does everyone keep calling him out?
Let's do it. So, The guys, except for Steven, all the other boys, boys, they go to the race car track or whatever. They're going to go do some racing. And the other people go to the Cowboy Christmas. And Steven's like, what am I doing here at Cowboy Christmas with a bunch of girls? I should be out with boys doing boy things.
It's crazy. You're the most pessimistic person about Cowboy Christmas, but not coming with me.
By the way, I'm not going to lie. I did kind of want to go to Cowboy Christmas after seeing it. I absolutely did not. I wanted to go just once. I love that cowboy Christmas happens at the same time as art Basel. Like there's two polar opposite conventions happening in the United States at the same time.
Well, I'm from Texas, so most of our shopping things have that, you know, kind of Cowboy Christmas element to it. So I'm just like, yeah, I don't need it. But they go in there. I'm shocked that this whole episode, they've been telling us how important Cowboy Christmas is, and nobody but Jesse, or nobody but Stephen Jr. from the company even goes to Cowboy Christmas. What the fuck?
And then, yeah, only Stephen goes.
Who is Tegan and why does the host think she’s the only “real” person in the group?
And then on top of that, they're just like fucking around in Cowboy Christmas. It's not like they're taking meetings. They're not going to any suites. They're not, they're just like walking around like, oh, you sound tallow?
What do you sound tallow? What's your tallow like? Our tallow's better.
Oh, my God, look over there. This is where I dream. We can sell McBee Farm t-shirts. Like, wow, you guys are really killing it. I loved the part where they went up to a tallow lady. So they see tallow.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What happens in the chaotic morning after the McBee crew’s all‑night party?
0:00–2:37
2
Why does Jake keep insisting he didn’t pee his pants… and why does everyone keep calling him out?
2:37–3:49
3
Who is Tegan and why does the host think she’s the only “real” person in the group?
3:49–10:49
4
How do the guys decide between the race track, Cowboy Christmas, and the strip club?
10:49–12:50
5
What’s the deal with Cowboy Christmas and why are the crew so confused about it?
12:50–22:26
6
Why do the women plan a Vegas “Thunder Down Under” bachelorette party before a wedding exists?
22:26–41:49
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