#3555 RHOC S20E12: I Will Lei Me Down
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What does Ronnie say at the start of the solo episode and why is Ben on vacation?
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there's so much that happens? Hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast for old crap we love to talk about on yeal broths. It's me, Ronnie. Hello. Ben is away. This is his last day of vacation. So enjoy it, sucker. He'll be back on Monday. Um, so you'll get to hear his sweet little handsome voice over there then. So just stay tuned, okay? Today it's me because I was supposed to have a substitute. co host and uh they crapped out on me. Okay. They were like t sorry. Can't do it. You're not cool enough, Ronnie. No one wants to be seen with you And to that I say, I love you anyway, Lisa Vanderpump. Ah, just kidding, it wasn't her. But anyway, couldn't make it and um I know this was an extremely exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County and you guys were gonna be like, Oh my god.
Who am I gonna talk about Shannon's lay party with? So I just had to get here. I do it for you, I do it for the people. As usual, if you want this recap on video or you want bonus episodes. You want ad-free listening, anything like that, go over to patreon.com. This week's bonus episode was a discussion with Hannah Feria from Below Deck Med and now her new podcast, Over Share, which comes out uh Monday. So go check that out wherever you find podcasts. Also, come watch us, watch what crappens. We're gonna be live. We're going on tour. We start October third. That is next week. Next week. We're gonna be in Kansas City and then we're gonna be in Chicago October 3rd and 4th. Then after that, we're in Minneapolis, Detroit, Philadelphia, Washington, Dallas, Austin, Houston, Nashville, Clearwater, Fort Lauderdale, San Francisco, Salt Lake City, Denver.
Charleston, Atlanta, Seattle, Vancouver, Portland, Toronto, Boston. And then we're gonna end with the Golden Krappies in New York City on February twenty fifth. So go get your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and we hope to see you there. And I love seeing you right here. I'm looking right inside your ear canal right now.
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what about that? You could use a wax, not gonna lie. A little hairy in here. But it's so warm and it feels like a nice hug. So let's do this together, guys. Welcome to Real Housewives of Orange County, Season two, Episode twelve. Lay It On Me. But it's spelled L E I I like a lay. You know, like you'd Like you'd get in Hawaii, not lay on me. I don't mean that like that. I'm not a loose woman. So we open up with Heather. She I don't know if you've heard, but she's um got a new penthouse. It's under our apartment. So she is talking about it a lot. And now we get to see her designing it. And she goes into this huge warehouse where like on the ground they're projecting the floor plan of the apartment so she can actually walk through the floor plan of the apartment.
It's huge. She's there with her son Ace, who for some reason she keeps calling Drake, which I think is unfair, personally, you know? Let the man live his own life. Oh Drake, you're gonna love your new bedroom. It's got a drum set, a saxophone area, a microphone, so you can sing your little ditties. My name is Ace. We're so proud of you, Drake. Oh America, I know that you don't understand this. A projected thing on the floor, a celebrity is a son. Let's walk through my new mansion in the sky! I love putting ridiculous things in my homes. There's a large metal container that holds cool things. It's called a refrigerator. Apparently it's where you keep all the nutrients, like pickles. I love pickles. You see, when you have children, they need things like prayer.
Food and water. And as a mother it's very important that you provide Alfredo's to bring them food and water. And now we've landed on not one, not two, but eighteen apartments that we're combining into one. Wheels are spinning. What crazy things can I put in this apartment? A couch? A vestibule? A pool table? How about a pool table that you can swim in like a pool? But wait, who wants to swim in a table? How about a table pool? Or how about a pool pool table where you can go into the pool while you're playing pool?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What does Ronnie say at the start of the solo episode and why is Ben on vacation?
0:04–6:27
2
How do the hosts announce the upcoming 2024 tour dates and locations?
6:27–11:57
3
What happens in the Real Housewives of Orange County recap – Heather’s new penthouse and the warehouse floor‑plan walk‑through?
11:57–22:35
4
Why does the episode feature an elderly couple at the door and what are they trying to sell?
22:35–34:34
5
How does the show explore the family drama around Vicky, Carmela, and the “who’s raising the kids” controversy?
34:34–44:25
6
What is the story behind Shannon’s couples‑party/luau and the mystery man Doug?
44:25–1:06:16
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