#364 - Teething Issues
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What is the opening banter and health update at the start of the episode?
Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do. Hello, Bedwetters, and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louisa Dal Din and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience.
Bedwetters! How are you? Well, more importantly, how are you?
Well, I went to the osteopath.
Yep.
And I've sprained my neck. So you know how yesterday I was so like, what's the word, rigid? Yeah. Like he said I actually need to be moving it and sort of twisting it left and right and up and down because otherwise my body goes into like shock. I didn't even know you could sprain a fucking neck.
This is the thing, Dalton. Neither. Now, and this, I've also had to come to terms with this fact. What the fuck is a sprain?
Yeah. Because like it goes sprain then broken bone.
So it's got to be bad. Sprain something then break something. Because everyone's like, I've sprained my ankle before.
Yeah.
And as we were saying in the car, now the word sprain sounds weird.
Yeah.
Sprain. Oh, you sprain that? So a sprain is an injury that happens when you stretch or tear a ligament. Oh, so it's a torn ligament. is a sprain.
That's what it says. That's what Hugh Glay reckons.
Hugh Glay! You know, on your spine or your neck or whatever, there's like all these little, he said it's like tiny, but they've moved and then they're swollen.
What?
Whatever the thing in my neck is that's sprained.
Ligament must be.
Yeah. It's fucking sore.
Your tendons.
So I woke up heaps in the middle of the night and he said to jump in the shower and put hot water on it and twist my neck. But it's still not. I'm going back. So I've gone twice. I'm going back again tomorrow. Imagine coming out of the fucking surgery.
I've seen you come and tell them.
Shut up.
Oh, shit, they were saying old darling. Yeah, actually, darling, you know what we might need? We might need you twice a day. I honestly would. For the next six weeks. Yes. Now, because we are doing the – it is the package, the twice a day six-week package, we're going to go – it is more expensive because it's more time. $300 a session, darling.
Guys, I'd honestly pay that. Every time I walk out of there, it feels better.
That's good.
And he also said to me, he was like, I don't want you to, because I'm getting my wisdom teeth out on Friday. I'm going under, as we know. What? They're infected. Yep. So I'm going under. For what? Wisdom teeth, guys.
Fucking hell.
So he said he doesn't want me to come out of the surgery because they'll be ruthless.
Jesus, he wants you to die.
No. I don't want you to come out of the surgery. They'll be grabbing my teeth fucking yanking them out and shit. They'll probably fuck my neck again. It's not like I can go back to him when I'm a puffy little swollen chipmunk. So this could be a real disaster on our hands.
Shiver me timbers.
And you know what I've realised? So about a week ago you got acupuncture and I said I want it.
About a week ago. Is that what you think? Shout out Bobby Schmurda. Yeah, shout out Schmurda.
I don't know who that is.
Please continue.
So about a week ago, I said, I want acupuncture because you got it. And I was like, that sounds fun. And maybe in the last six months, I've always said, oh, my teeth are fucked. So I reckon I'm like that movie or that person who says something and it comes true, but not in good ways. Because I wanted acupuncture. I got it, but sprained my neck. My teeth are fucked. My Invisalign hasn't really worked. What movie? I don't know. There's one that happens to someone. But they get good things.
Can you give me that explanation again? Give me the explanation. I want to type that in the Google. Was it directed by a white guy with grey hair? Let's see what happens. Probably. With grey white hair?
It was probably that guy. So I'm like the person who – Explain it to Willie. Maybe it's good luck Chuck, but I'm not good luck.
No, that's Good Luck Chuck is the bedwetter that called or whoever.
No, there's a movie Good Luck Chuck.
Fuck me dead. I know.
Yeah, we'll just clarify.
What Good Luck Chuck is, every fucking bird that he breaks up with or breaks up with the next partner, they get married.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and health update at the start of the episode?
0:00–7:01
2
How does the discussion about a sprained neck and osteopathy unfold?
7:01–14:15
3
What stories and observations are shared about the gym and workout routine?
14:15–21:14
4
What is the “yum‑yum” soft‑food recipe idea and why is it being planned?
21:14–28:39
5
How does the karaoke segment develop and what song is being performed?
28:39–35:51
6
What new podcast segment is introduced and what is the “podcast beef” about?
35:51–43:30
7
What hotlines and community messages are shared near the end of the show?
43:30–49:58
8
How does the episode wrap up and what final thoughts are given?
49:58–55:05