#377 - Bring Back The Beef
episodePreviously titled “#377 - `Bring Back The Beef” — renamed by the publisher on Sep 24, 2026
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What’s the opening “Round‑Up” and why does it set the tone for the episode?
It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do. Hello bedwetters and welcome back to the We Mean Well podcast, hosted by Louisa Dal Din and Jack Archdale. Strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience. We're lucky I'm
here.
What's happened, Bud?
I was stuck this morning.
I know. Oh no.
No, so I went to reverse and it was a poll.
So this is like these stepsister stuck in the dry videos we were just talking about.
Stepbrother, I'm stuck in the dryer.
Oh no. Let me help you I'll I'll help you get out. I didn't want to start with pole. Well, we've started. You've said stuck and pole.
Okay, well so there was a pole and then there was a nice
Man. Who helped me out in the most unconventional of ways.
A nice Audi carjack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I thought, look, Alfonso's quite tight, he's small. Oh fuck me.
Okay.
Car park check. Yeah, I know it was. And I thought, I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit. There were no other car parks around. Risk it for the bickey. So I start reversing in and I'm like, Yeah, you've got this. I'm very, very close to the Audi.
Yep.
And I just keep edging, edging, edging. And then I'm just
Edging. Edging. God, what are you doing to us?
Do you know what
edging is?
No, edging backwards, reversing.
Well, edging is when you're just about to come and then you just pull back. It's called edging.
I didn't know that. You were sick. You
said you were edging, edging, edging. Yeah. You said it three times. It's very sexual. That's on you, mate. That's not on us. It's on you, buddy.
Slowly, slowly. Slowly on to that cock. No.
Yeah. And then I So how much room have you got on the pole side? Like Fuck all.
Both. It was So how are
you getting out of your car?
Jack, I it was a ridiculous idea from me.
Okay.
Like I was stuck. I couldn't get out. And I couldn't drive.
You couldn't go forward?
No. I was just sat there for a moment and then this fucking car is like move because I was still half out.
I can't I'm so surprised I didn't get this. Ring ring ring ring Hallelujah.
I'm stuck in the car park. I
thought about it. But there was no way you could have helped me. You Because I couldn't have got in. No, you would have had to like jump in the back seat and ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Been there, kid.
You bet to jump in like it was fucked. So I've literally I'm not even just exaggerating for for Mayo on this. Like there's fuck all sites like room on each side. So I'm just sitting there and I'm like, what do I do? So I I I'm just going You
Oh Austin Powers.
For ages just trying and trying and trying. So I was like, I'd rather hit the pole than hit the Audi.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah. 'Cause
you hit the pole it's just on you, it's your car, whatever, you can cover that.
Yeah.
Other vehicles you need to get details and their insurance and fucking blah blah blah.
So that's why I t that's why I was late, 'cause I was stuck. I wasn't that late, but like I was I was in that car park for a solid ten.
Jesus. It was terrifying. Sorry about that, mate. Yeah.
It's okay, I made it though.
You okay?
Yeah, and then
Well w can I just say Such bad weathers, such a Dalden entrance this morning. Such a doubt and entrance. She walks in here, Willie gives her a scare as per. She goes, Guys uh flicks her hair back, she goes, Can I just say I'm getting looks this morning. He said, What? She goes, I think it's the push up bra. Mummy's getting looks. Well
when I was So
what tell us tell us a couple of instances.
So I'm not looking back. I am taking Mama Matros.
Let's be honest. You do look good today.
Thanks.
You l you do look good. It's a nice colour combo, the white and the grey. So I
was t when I was stuck in my car park there was a man there. Oh god. And he
Here we go.
No, he just kept sort of looking over and he could see me in my car. So I thought, Oh, okay. Someone's staring and then I thought was it m because of the tight car park I'm trying to get into? Hall fucking Fuck it.
Can't use
any word. Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
Because of the car park I'm trying or is it because of me? Then I get upstairs, a girl says to me, she goes, Love the outfit, you look great today.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening “Round‑Up” and why does it set the tone for the episode?
0:00–6:42
2
What surprise does Jarchy bring at 22 minutes and how does it change the conversation?
6:42–12:53
3
How does Lu’s “Early‑2000s Deep Dive” explore nostalgic sports moments?
12:53–19:15
4
What’s the story behind the “Bring Back the Biff” segment and why is it a fan favourite?
19:15–26:28
5
Why does Lu read from her erotic novel and how does it affect the vibe?
26:28–33:23
6
What are the “Hotlines” and how do they tie the episode together?
33:23–40:33
7
How does the underworld/“pot‑farm” discussion shift the podcast into a darker, comedic tone?
40:33–47:45
8
How does the episode wrap up and what final messages do the hosts leave listeners with?
47:45–55:47