Caitlin Peluffo, Usama Siddiquee, Joe List, Greg Fitzsimmons w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Roll? Yeah, we're rolling. We're rolling. Wow, that was so quick. Let's do it in and out.
Is this water?
Yes, take some water. Nice.
I'll take some water. Ready? Whoa, holy shit. Yeah, they're not practical.
No, not at all. I need a man.
Is that gel ass? Feels nice to be needed. Welcome to We Might Be Drunk here with Usama Sadiqa and Caitlin Palufo, fresh off Funny AF on Netflix.
Hello. Just signed up for season two. Crazy. Yes.
What are the challenges in comedy competitions?
And you have to tag somebody to get into the show now? It's not a really good idea. You have to what? Dude, it was this weird thing. So we did the show. They didn't tell us about this at all. They had this thing like tag a... They had a post on Instagram. Tag a friend who thinks you'd be good at the show. Oh. And here comes all the homeless weirdos. I'm good. I can do it. Right, right. And it's not even like... That account isn't associated with the show. It's just a fan. Oh, really? It was a random post out of nowhere. But then remember those comic strip lottery days? Yes, yes. Where you'd see comics come out of the ground. Like, where were you for three years? That was going on. I was like, who are these people tagging who?
I remember when I finally got my comic strip opportunity. It's like I drew six. on the show so you're like the end of a three-hour show and then and then five amateurs are going on before me and i was like fuck all right i hope i can just make it to the end whatever the hope the crowd stays the crowd stays like 80 people and i'm like all right thank god the guy before me has a full-on nervous breakdown on stage like he just starts going oh fuck i'm i'm bombing i'm bad at this he like has a full-on freak out and he goes oh fuck i i suck and i'm like just He walks, I want to say like all but 12 people. And I had to go up for 12 people. And it went like, how well can you do for 12? But it went just enough that the owner's like, yeah, you didn't look like scared up there.
So I'm passing you. There was a low bar after a guy nearly shits himself before you.
I can't believe Vitor went on before you. Dude, I was just going to do that joke. I was like, was it here? Yeah, Rich, I remember at Rest in Peace, he was like, you're very funny. You're very good. Can't use you. Just all compliments at the end. We already have a tall brown guy with a weird eye. I think he already had a girl.
They were like stuck in the past for sure. We used to manage Eddie Murphy. You're like, oh, you've told this story 400 times tonight.
If you walked in with two pies, they would have hired you. That's comedy. dude they still have the little open mic list right where they have like uh seinfeld's name eddie murphy's name oh that's right that's cool i like them no the headshots the old headshots in clubs amazing it is cool i think it's very cool because you're killing time and it's kind of like a museum in a way you know yeah the coolest is uh zany's in chicago has ellen a handwritten letter from ellen jerry seinfeld gave me your address i'd love to work your club i'm not gay yet or something like that.
Really cool.
Call us back when you're gay.
How do comedians handle the pressure of live performances?
It doesn't sell yet. But yeah, speaking of crazies, I did the Last Comic Standing wait in line. Like the open casting call. Me too.
Holy shit.
The ghouls and goblins in that line. I mean, it was like a guy dressed as Batman. He was a magician. It was Judy Gold. It was all the same person. All the same person. Dude, they had more of a vetting process for that one. This show was not, you had to do a questionnaire. We had to do background checks. We had to meet with a psychologist. Psyche valve. It was crazy.
What kind of background check are we talking? Like a full criminal.
Criminal?
What?
We also went through our Instagram and everything to make sure that we weren't saying crazy shit. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They like vetted our social media. So Cosby couldn't get in. No. Which is kind of a shame. I'd love to see him do a set. You might not pass the first round, Loki.
He's like, I'm trying to come back. I love the young people.
Out of all the shows like this, there's been a million of these competition shows.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:05–0:31
2
What are the challenges in comedy competitions?
0:31–2:53
3
How do comedians handle the pressure of live performances?
2:53–6:08
4
What insights do comedians share about roast battles?
6:08–45:26
5
What unique challenges do comedians face during performances?
45:26–45:38
6
How do personal experiences shape comedians' perspectives on competition?
45:38–46:12
7
What are the pet peeves of comedians regarding audience behavior?
46:12–47:16
8
How do comedians react to cultural differences during events like the World Cup?
47:16–1:30:59
Speakers
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