Ep 194: Dr. Phil (Adam Ray)
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Hey, folks. Here we are. We might be drunk. It is summertime. And it's hot. This weather is making me fucking sad. Oh, I hate it. It gets my blood boiling. It's fucking rough. Yeah, I get angry. I get tense. People are bumping into you. You have to shower eight times a day. You're washing clothes. You know me. I don't like to wash clothing. I hate it. I don't have a washer dryer in the unit. Oh, yeah. You know what I'll do? During the day, I don't mind it, but then at night, that walk home at night, you're like, you're still doing it? What, it's still hot? It's still hot. I know, I know. The night should be cool. Yeah. You don't have washer and unit in that castle? No, I'm building. It's in the building.
Oh, it's in the building. All right. They don't allow it in unit. All right. That's pretty damn good, though. It works. Yeah. I do drop off sometimes. Do you? Yeah. That's very new to me, but yeah, sometimes. Wow. Or I push it on the lady. Fluff and fold is pretty nice. Fluff and fold. Those Asians. I'll tell you, fluff is all right. They're fluffers. I had a rough travel weekend. Not as bad as our buddy Matt Peters here, but both coming from Florida. Are you Mike? Yeah. You drove from Florida? Yeah. Wow. You were in Orlando? Yeah, Orlando. We had an 11 o'clock flight on Saturday. Delta? JetBlue. Okay. 11 a.m.? 11 a.m. It got canceled. They rebooked us on another flight that was leaving at 8 p.m. Oh, that's horrible.
That got delayed, delayed, delayed. Ah! 12.30, then they canceled it. Then we went to three hotels to find a place to sleep. Jeez! They just wouldn't let you in on any of them? Wait, so you didn't try ahead of time? You just showed up at the hotel? I called, and they were like, we have five rooms, but they're first come, first serve. First come, first serve? What is this, fucking 1992? It was nuts. We go to the hotel, and they're like, oh, they're gone. Whoa! So then I go to another hotel. I get there. They're gone. Wow. Third hotel. Finally get a room. By the way, this is like how you get hooked on like fentanyl. Right. It's like downtown Orlando. It's like garbage. Ugh. Yuck. Finally find a hotel. We sleep for like four hours. Get up. Get a rental car and then just drive. Wow.
but there's something freeing once you just once you just accept the hell and you're like we're no longer beholden to these fucking airlines that's true but my my story's not gonna sound nearly as bad as yours now that you just said that but you're still together with it because that's divorce territory right there and that is hell on earth it was close we had some moments because it was like really so how was the uh the the jet blue cover it No, they didn't. They gave us a refund, but they didn't give us anything. Because they were saying it's weather related. It's bullshit, though, because it wasn't really weather related. Like, I mean, at least in New York, like we took off. But then we circled. There were flights leaving to New York. Dude, we... So we... I didn't have it as bad as you at all.
I mean, you were texting us and we were like... I was like, this is fucking bad. Yeah. But my buddy was supposed to come to the show on Friday and he's like, I'm taking a flight out because I don't trust this shit. And he got out. Wow. But... Once he said that, I saw the weather, dude. You know, I'm on the road with Gary Veeder. He's like, I want to go to Joe's Stone Crab. And I was just like, let's do it. I caved. I was like, fuck it. Little Gary wants Joe's Stone Crab. Little Gary gets Joe's Stone Crab. I picture him throwing his hat down and jumping on it. He gets what he wants. He gets what he wants. He's like the kid in A League of Their Own. You know, the fat kid who's running up and down the bus, hitting people. Still well.
Dude, he, so we're going to go. And then it's like raining to the point that I was like, dude, do you really want to do this? He's like, nah, fuck this. So even Gary caved on that. Then the next morning we wake up and like, I had a lot of, I had like probably six Manhattans the night before. So I was like kind of the first delay. I'm like, well, four hours. I'm fine with that. I'll sleep in.
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