Cristina Mariani Joins The Show!

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Andrew Santino 0:00
What up, Whiskey Ginger fans? Welcome back to the show. It's your first time joining the show. Welcome to the show. Hey, I am on the road, and I want to see you, so come see me. I'm doing a bunch of new dates. I've just released. I'm going to San Francisco, playing the punchline up there. Then I'm going to the Brea Improv. Brea, show up, Southern California. The Tempe Improv, my old home, my stomping ground. Horseshoe Casino in Hammond, Indiana. Then in the new year, I'm out in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Bethlehem, PA. Hanover, Maryland, Borgata in Atlantic City, Harris in Valley Center, which is down by San Diego. And finally, we just added the Wynn Casino in Las Vegas in March. Come see me. Viva Las Vegas. The presale code of it's still up there, Santino.
Andrew Santino 0:35
AndrewSantino.com for those tickets. AndrewSantino.com.
Unknown 0:38
In here, we pour whiskey.
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Ginger. I like gingers. Ladies and gentlemen,
Andrew Santino 1:03
welcome back to Whiskey and Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people on Earth. I say that for all my guests, but I mean it once again today. It's Cristina Mariani. Ciao. Ciao.
Cristina Mariani 1:11
Ciao.
Andrew Santino 1:12
Good to meet you. We've never met before. I've seen you on the interweb. Oh, nice. I've seen you on internet. You kind of got... A lot of movement on the internet that I saw from my old man viewing perspective of the internet through Kill Tony, yeah? Mm-hmm. Kill Tony was kind of the beginning. Yeah. Are you nervous?
Cristina Mariani 1:33
No. I'm never nervous.
Andrew Santino 1:35
Okay. Just kidding. Okay. All right.
Cristina Mariani 1:38
I'm a little bit nervous.
Andrew Santino 1:39
You shouldn't be. Why would you be? You're fine.
Cristina Mariani 1:41
Well, because I'm in deep shit, you said.
Andrew Santino 1:44
You did. You showed up. You showed up. 18 minutes late
Cristina Mariani 1:49
no
Andrew Santino 1:49
and then i got a text message from someone who helps book the show and she said she's running late she's in traffic and i thought uh maybe she doesn't know los angeles or southern california traffic you're from stockton so you know california
Cristina Mariani 2:02
yeah
Andrew Santino 2:02
no excuse
Cristina Mariani 2:03
yeah i know
Andrew Santino 2:04
literally no excuse you're in i said you're in deep shit pal i'm
Cristina Mariani 2:07
staying at the intercontinental i just said that wrong intercontinental
Andrew Santino 2:11
Yeah, I think we got
Cristina Mariani 2:13
it. Yeah, I just said it right.
Andrew Santino 2:14
Fuck. The Intercontinental Hotel.
Cristina Mariani 2:16
Yeah, and you have to go all the way to the top just to go back to the bottom. So that's why I was like...
Andrew Santino 2:21
What do you mean you got to go to the top to go to the bottom?
Cristina Mariani 2:23
So you have the lobbies at the...
Andrew Santino 2:24
That's the story of the business, by the way. That's the biz. Can't get used to it. It's going to happen. You got to go up to go down, baby.
Cristina Mariani 2:31
Yeah.
Andrew Santino 2:31
The lobby is upstairs? Yeah, it's at the... Oh, I know this, right? Where they do the... Yeah, I've seen this in hotels.
Cristina Mariani 2:36
Yeah, but so you have to go to the lobby and then to go all the way back down. And then to go to your room, you have to go up to go to the. And it sounds like a cool idea until you have to do it a few times. And then,
Andrew Santino 2:48
you
Cristina Mariani 2:48
know, you miss your lift because there's like a line.
Andrew Santino 2:51
You miss your lift.
Cristina Mariani 2:52
Yeah.
Andrew Santino 2:53
So did your sister travel with you all the time? No, she
Cristina Mariani 2:56
lives in Stockton still. So she just came with me.
Andrew Santino 2:59
That's
Cristina Mariani 2:59
sweet. Yeah, it's nice.
Andrew Santino 3:01
What does she do in Stockton?
Cristina Mariani 3:02
She works in insurance. That's what I used to do, too.
Andrew Santino 3:06
You did insurance? Yeah. Sales?
Cristina Mariani 3:08
No, I was an underwriter.
Andrew Santino 3:10
Oh my God, what a nightmare.
Cristina Mariani 3:11
Yeah, it wasn't. But it was weed insurance.
Andrew Santino 3:14
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Cristina Mariani 3:15
I mean, no, it's still insurance.
Andrew Santino 3:17
No, it's still insurance. It doesn't really matter. It
Cristina Mariani 3:20
doesn't matter. I like to add the weed thing so it seems edgy, but I just priced it. I didn't even get to...
Andrew Santino 3:26
You didn't even get to, like, haggle and negotiate and make it fun for people that you liked?
Cristina Mariani 3:30
I didn't even get to smoke or anything like
Andrew Santino 3:32
that. Do you smoke weed?
Cristina Mariani 3:33
I do.
Andrew Santino 3:33
Do you drink alcohol?
Cristina Mariani 3:34
Uh-huh.
Andrew Santino 3:34
Do you do drugs?
Cristina Mariani 3:35
I mean, sometimes.
Andrew Santino 3:37
What drugs do you do?
Cristina Mariani 3:38
I don't know. It depends on the occasion, you know? Like, where am I?
Andrew Santino 3:41
All right, like a funeral.
Cristina Mariani 3:42
Oh, Molly.
Andrew Santino 3:43
Nice. Nice. You know? A child's birthday party, like your friend's kid's birthday.
Cristina Mariani 3:49
Molly.
Andrew Santino 3:49
Molly again? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it seems like Molly is the drug you like to do. No, I'm
Cristina Mariani 3:52
kidding. I actually get anxiety attacks on Molly a lot of the
Andrew Santino 3:55
time. You seem like you get anxiety attacks in general.

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