Daniel Sloss: Nothing Is Off Limits | WhiskeyGinger
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What does Daniel Sloss say about custom-made condoms and early relationships?
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Hey, Joe. Say hi to my editor, Joe, in that camera right there. Hi. Which one? Yours. That one.
Hi, Joe.
Hi, Joe. Talk about not being a Hollywood guy.
I thought you got a fat, girthy cock.
He has probably the biggest cock in the editing biz.
Yeah.
As of now, though.
Yeah.
Because he's going to get overtaken pretty soon. He's older now.
Yeah. Does he get smaller? They do. Are dicks Chinese? Do they get smaller?
Your dick doesn't get smaller?
My dick's huge. Wow. I have custom-made condoms. Do you really? Yes. Does Trojan do that? No. Trojans are too small.
They called you. They're like, we just can't handle this. We can't do it. You send them a photo. They're like, look, man.
To get custom-made condoms, you have to, there's a website called OneFit. You have to print out a ruler, and you have to get yourself wrecked, and you have to measure the girth of your dick, and you have to measure the length of your dick. and you have to send this company the measurements, and that's how they, one fit. Is he lying? No, I'm on it right now. One fit?
One condoms.com. Yep. No chance. My one condom.
And you had to do this? I've been doing it since I was 19. Just because of the girth of your, wow, and look at this. Oh, you're one of their lead sponsors. That's pretty incredible. So these are all photos of you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they want me to stop. There's a payment plan for this.
Yeah, because it's not subscription based.
This is insane. That's insane.
I've never heard of it.
Have you heard of this before? Never in my entire life. Regular penis men don't have to worry about this kind of stuff. This is nothing we ever ran into our entire lives. I didn't.
So my first girlfriend had never had sex before. So she'd never seen a penis before. So I didn't know that I had a big dick. I thought I had erectile dysfunction. Because whenever I was wearing regular condoms, it was cutting off the flow and I was going limp all the fucking time. I thought there was something wrong with me. And then when me and her broke up, I banged a girl like two months later and she went, whoa! She went awesome. Although this is great. She was like, this is bad. I'm like, you're just saying that. She's like, I'm not just saying that. I love deck. Deck is so good. And you've got it. And this is, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what you're like? You're like one of those hooptie cars that looks like shit, but the insides are phenomenal. Like it's a white guy, but when you get inside, you're like, whoa, you decked it out. How much did you spend on the interior of this? Is that houndstooth on the seats?
How do Andrew and Daniel critique American culture, immigration, and media?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Dinner. My guest today is one of my favorite people. I don't know what to say for all my guests, but I mean, once again, today it's Daniel Sloan. We were talking about custom-made condoms. We probably pulled that in. And you deserve it. Cheers for years. Sorry about the United States measurements. Apologize for all that. That's okay.
As a country, you have more to apologize for.
Yeah, let's start. Tell me. Tell me what we need to apologize for. Let's run down the list. First of all, look. Why am I having a problem with immigration? What do they say to you at the border?
Why am I? Why am I? What are you talking about? Why am I having a problem with immigration?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What does Daniel Sloss say about custom-made condoms and early relationships?
0:00–3:06
2
How do Andrew and Daniel critique American culture, immigration, and media?
3:06–28:13
3
Why does Daniel value 'tall poppy syndrome' and staying grounded by friends and family?
28:13–50:47
4
How did Daniel Sloss meet his wife and navigate dating his ex's sister?
50:47–52:43
5
Why does Daniel describe his wife's emotional intelligence and daily mindset?
52:43–55:21
6
What are Daniel and the hosts' perspectives on national drinking habits, holidays, and cultural differences?
55:21–59:43
7
How does Daniel explain his tour, comedy style, and message about feminism on stage?
59:43–1:37:56
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