Frank Caliendo Becomes Everyone! | Whiskey Ginger

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Who is Frank Caliendo and why is he considered a master of impressions?

Andrew Santino 0:00
Welcome to Whiskey Ginger, a wave series. Hey, hey, hey, I'm jumping around. Come see me. I'm going to be up in Canyonville, Oregon, February 14th. Then in March 14th, just one month later, the bad friends, Bobby Lee and I, are going to be over at Lincoln, California, which is basically Sacramento. Then at the Wynn Casino, I'm playing Vegas. Viva Las Vegas, March 21st, March 27th. I'm going to be in Providence, Rhode Island at the Little Roadie Fest. Then April 3rd, I am going back to the Borgata in Atlantic City to that make-up date because of the weather. And finally, Bad Friends are playing Netflix is a Joke Fest at the YouTube Theater here in Los Angeles, California on May 8th. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets.
Andrew Santino 0:38
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In here, we pour whiskey.
Unknown 1:01
Ginger. I like gingers.
Andrew Santino 1:04
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that for all my guests, but I mean him once again today. It is Frank Caliendo. And you have to say it with an accent.
Frank Caliendo 1:13
Yeah, but apparently at the beginning, the ca, you went
Unknown 1:15
caliendo. Well, Chicago, ca. Caliendo. Frank Caliendo over there. You know Frank Caliendo? It's fantastic. He was on his way. He was on his way to Armand's Pizza. He stopped at River Road Hot Dogs. What was he doing over there? I have no idea. That's what
Andrew Santino 1:29
I was saying. He spent most of the time. Well, his brother's ex-girlfriend was working across the street
Unknown 1:35
there. That's
Andrew Santino 1:35
what I heard. Yeah,
Unknown 1:36
she was over there. That's what I heard. She
Andrew Santino 1:37
died. She did? She died. Nobody tells me anything anymore. Well, I'm sorry. You don't get those phone calls no more. But you know why? Because when you moved, you know, where are you at? Are you like at Edgewater
Frank Caliendo 1:47
or somewhere? No, I'm in Elmwood Park right now. Oh, you
Andrew Santino 1:49
are?
Frank Caliendo 1:49
Yeah.
Andrew Santino 1:50
Oh, yeah.
Frank Caliendo 1:50
Well, that's all right over there. Just across from the circle over there.
Andrew Santino 1:54
Oh, you're right next to
Frank Caliendo 1:55
it. Yeah. Right. That's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Good
Andrew Santino 1:57
for you guys. Look, you
Unknown 1:58
know where the park is. Sorry to cut you off. Yeah. But you know where the park is, right? Of course. They're just
Andrew Santino 2:04
like two streets over and it's us and you're just right there. Oh, OK. Yeah, I know that. Yeah. Frankie's son was there. for a month and
Unknown 2:11
a half doing a gig. No, no, no. He was building over there.
Andrew Santino 2:13
You're thinking on the other side. On the upper side of the street?

How does Frank develop new impressions and keep them fresh over decades?

Andrew Santino 2:15
Yeah, church.
Frank Caliendo 2:16
Oh,
Andrew Santino 2:16
yeah. Frank Caliendo, what a pleasure to have on the show. Thank you for coming to the show.
Frank Caliendo 2:19
I love the speed of your intro, too. Well, I have to
Andrew Santino 2:22
get through it really fast.
Frank Caliendo 2:23
Why is that? Just because everybody doesn't care. Nobody cares. Nobody cares.
Andrew Santino 2:26
Nobody cares, which is the name of my new tour, Nobody Cares. Already taken.
Frank Caliendo 2:33
I'm already doing it. I've been doing, I've done three of those. No, stop it.
Andrew Santino 2:37
Yeah. No, I, uh, yeah. It's a pleasure to have you on the show. We met in Las Vegas. Uh, we were in, uh, in a suite at the Palms at an after party, uh, which had a basketball court inside of the hotel.
Frank Caliendo 2:52
Did you play at all?
Andrew Santino 2:53
When
Frank Caliendo 2:54
I was a kid. Did you hoop it up? No, but I mean there. Oh,
Andrew Santino 2:56
I shot a couple times, and then the young guys took over. You can't get in their way. No. The guys in their 20s, they really wanted to hoop. And I'm just an old fogey now. Hold
Frank Caliendo 3:04
on. I'm sorry. Is the mic okay where it is? I feel like it should be closer to my mouth. No, no. I got you loud and clear. Oh, you got me great.
Andrew Santino 3:11
But if you want me to fuck with it, I can do that.
Frank Caliendo 3:13
No, and don't edit that. Just I want people to see how rude I am. You're in the middle of this. No, no, I do like
Andrew Santino 3:18
it. Well, the mic, we did this, we put it at a position where if you move, it moves.
Frank Caliendo 3:24
Well, it's that thing where people tell you get real close to the mic and eat the mic all the time, and then I don't have to eat the mic here. You don't have to. But yours looks closer, so I started to worry. We want to hide his face. We don't want to hide yours. Correct. Come on. We don't have to be honest.
Andrew Santino 3:37
No, but that is very, it's very, very true. A lot of times the comments are, hey, could Santino not be on the show and just speak to the guests from off camera like it's a documentary?

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