Ian Fidance & Jordan Jensen
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What is the opening tour announcement and schedule for Ian and Jordan?
What up with you ginger fans? Welcome back to the show. It's your first time joining the show. Welcome to the show. We got a double down for you today. It's Ian and Jordan. So happy. Love these two weirdo goofballs. They are the greatest. Go see them live. They're all over the country. Go see me live. Hey, what's going on, 2025? I'm on the road. Uh Chicago Theater. Chicago. I started off the year in Chicago, my hometown. Then I go to uh I go to Durham. Let's go, Durham. I go to Charleston, South Carolina. I'm gonna be in Atlanta. Uh, I'm gonna be in San Diego, San Francisco, Philly, New York, uh, Phoenix. I'm all over the place. Uh, and I end the tour shooting my special in Minneapolis, Minnesota. So come on out. We added shows in Boston, we added shows in San Francisco, we added shows in Minneapolis, uh, we added shows in San Diego.
We keep adding shows because you guys are the best. I really appreciate you. AndrewSantino dot com for those tickets. Andrewsantino dot com.
In here We pour whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. You were that creature in the ginger beard! Sturdy and ginger. Like their purse. The ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me five dollars for the whiskey, $75 for the horse. Gingers are huge. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.
One.
Two.
Three. Four
Five. Sex. Seven. Hey. Nine. Ten. She's gonna keep going. Twelve. She's unstoppable. She can't be stopped.
Fifteen. She's gonna go to a hundred. I believe in her. She'll be out of breath soon. Nineteen. She's gonna hurt herself. Twenty. Damn Ian, your cousin's cool. Wow. Good work, huh? That's such a thing at a barbecue that someone does like my cousin'll do twenty push-ups. Oh that's fucking rad. I
never could do push ups.
That's great. You're getting jacked from the gym, huh? Yeah. Guys, we're ready to go. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people on other safe programs, and meeting once again. Today it's Ian Jordan. Ian Jordan is your name now. Hi. Jordanian Jordan. Jordian. Jordanian Jordian. Jordanian. Jordian. Jordanian. Welcome a Jordian. Did you guys go to the when you were when I saw you at the store last night, did you guys stay or did you guys leave? We left. Smokehouse. Ring the bell, baby. Bing bing bing. How good is that bread? Jordan's out of breath because she did twenty push ups. We'll show the clip below, but that's insane. You I can still see you struggling a little.
No, I'm totally fine.
No, you're not. You're lying.
No, I feel really good. Go go right up to the mic.
Go right up to the mic. I can hear it. Do they have the fire lit at Smokehouse? The fireplace was lit. Did you not sit by the fireplace? That's my favorite. I cozy right up to it, dude. No. You sat in the bar area.
No, they put us in a nice booth in the c I asked for a corner booth. They put us in a nice booth. Me?
With your ordering.
We ordered a lot.
He ordered a lot.
It was our Christmas. Oh, we use the Patreon
money, so he goes crazy. How many desserts did he order? Three. Three desserts. How
many did you eat? No, you got the Boston cream. You ate the Boston Cream. Because he usually gets the Boston Cream. I never ate the Eco created. Now it's a New York cream. And now it's an Echo Park cream. It's an Echo Park Cream. Uh and we ate all the desserts. We ate all the food. Don't It it was a nice thing for me through your order, Jordan. For the for for the year. It was a nice hey, we had a good year. You're very defensive
today.
You
gotta recalibrate.
Well, honestly take me through the order though. Well, I'm
a little
defensive because my friends are coming at me.
Stuff calamari wrapped bacon bacon wrapped calamari. Bacon wrapped scalp. Bacon wrapped calam calamari bacon Fuck me.
Joe? Stuff calmari wrapped bake bacon wrapped calmari. Calmari bacon
Hell, those push ups are gonna
hurt ya. Not here. Bacon chosen Boston. I know
I'm talking the you know, that's McConey
Boney. I know, I was looking into the case. Bacon wrapped scallops. Yeah. Yes.
Calamari.
Calamari.
He got the biggest steak.
I got the prime rib. Must, must, must. Amazing. That's what they do there.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening tour announcement and schedule for Ian and Jordan?
0:00–5:13
2
How do the hosts describe their recent push‑up challenge and fitness routine?
5:13–13:29
3
What stories do they share about recent sexual encounters and consent?
13:29–24:20
4
How do they discuss relationship dynamics and personal boundaries?
24:20–36:10
5
What insights do they give about recovery, mental health, and lifestyle changes?
36:10–45:55
6
What guided meditation and breathing exercise do they lead for listeners?
45:55–55:38
7
How are the episode’s sponsors (BioOptimizers, Verso, Kickoff, Squarespace) presented?
55:38–1:01:04
8
What final thoughts and sign‑off messages do the hosts leave the audience with?
1:01:04–1:04:09
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