Timmy No Brakes Doesn’t Stop… Ever | Whiskey Ginger

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What is the opening banter and how does Timmy set the tone for the episode?

Andrew Santino 0:00
Welcome back to Whiskey Ginger, a wave series presented by FanDuel. Hey, tonight I am in New Jersey at the Borgata. It's pretty much sold out, but maybe a couple seats will pop up. You never know. Come see me. New Jersey. Atlantic City, come see me. Then May 8th, the bad friends are going to be at the YouTube Theater here in L.A. That's me and Robbie Rhee. May 8th. Then June 28th, we just added two shows at The Sound in Del Mar. That's San Diego, California, dude. That's North County, dog. Come out Del Mar and come see me June 28th for two shows at The Sound. Go to AndrewSantino.com for those tickets. AndrewSantino.com.
Unknown 0:38
In here, we pour whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. You were that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy and ginger.
Unknown 0:59
Ginger. I like gingers. Ladies and gentlemen,
Andrew Santino 1:03
welcome back to Whiskey Junior. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that for all my guests, but I mean him once again today. It's Timmy No Breaks.
Timmy No Breaks 1:08
What's up? I got no breaks, and I got a hard dick right now.
Andrew Santino 1:12
Oh, right now on
Timmy No Breaks 1:13
the show? Yeah, I got an erection right now. You can't see it. Let's... Um, can we cut for a sec? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like that because it's like, they can't see it. Do you want them to be able to see it? Well, can you like, can you add it in and in post or something like that? Cause like I'm looking right now and you can't actually see
Andrew Santino 1:30
my. No, I understand. But we can,
Timmy No Breaks 1:31
you want us to
Andrew Santino 1:32
add a wiener in post?
Timmy No Breaks 1:33
Just like something to make it look big. Cause I don't actually have an erection right now. No, I can tell. I wish that would be funny. I was going for a punchline and, um, and I looked down and I'm like, it doesn't look like, so I want people to think I have a small dick.
Andrew Santino 1:45
But they
Timmy No Breaks 1:45
don't. If I say I have an erection, Andrew is your
Andrew Santino 1:50
name? Andrew,
Timmy No Breaks 1:51
yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I say I have an erection and then you can pick it up on this camera and he can't see like a big bulge in my pants, it's going to look like I have a small dick.
Andrew Santino 2:00
Well, I'll make the editor, he's going to listen to this. He'll put a big bulge.
Timmy No Breaks 2:03
I have some notes that I might do throughout the show. Okay, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For your editor, is he competent? Is this your editor right there? No, no, no, no. That's one of the producers. Okay, because I was going to say this guy does not look competent. He's not. Because he's a black guy.
Andrew Santino 2:17
Well, half. He's
Timmy No Breaks 2:18
half. He's half black?
Andrew Santino 2:19
Yeah.
Timmy No Breaks 2:19
Nah, that was another joke. Can you cut that out? Because I don't want people to think I'm racist as well.

Why does Timmy claim he has an erection on the show and how does the host react?

Andrew Santino 2:24
No, no, they won't. They know that we're just, we're kind of just, the
Timmy No Breaks 2:27
whole show is... We're just having fun. Right. You know, so I could be like, Indians, yuck, you know, but you know that's a joke. I hope so. I love Native Americans. The other ones, oh my God, get them out. That was another joke. That was another joke. That was another joke. All right. Where are you originally from? I'm from New Jersey, so I'm from Trenton.
Andrew Santino 2:44
Trenton,
Timmy No Breaks 2:45
New Jersey. Born and raised.
Andrew Santino 2:46
And then you're a young man. I don't really
Timmy No Breaks 2:48
know. I'm 18 years old.
Andrew Santino 2:49
You are, right?
Timmy No Breaks 2:50
Yeah,
Andrew Santino 2:50
18? Yeah. Did you think about going to college at any point in
Timmy No Breaks 2:53
your life? But the reason why I look like this, because I know I look like I'm fucking 36 or whatever, so I had cancer.
Andrew Santino 2:58
What kind of cancer?
Timmy No Breaks 3:00
I don't know the name.
Andrew Santino 3:02
They didn't tell you when they diagnosed you?
Timmy No Breaks 3:04
They told me and I was like, I don't give a fuck. I'll figure it out.
Andrew Santino 3:07
Right. The doctors kind of...
Timmy No Breaks 3:08
They were like, hey, you have cancer. You're going to die. I'm like, no, I'm not. And then I didn't. How much time did they give you to live? They said, you have three months. And I said, how about no? And then... I just, I don't like, I don't know if you believe in manifestation. I
Andrew Santino 3:24
do.
Timmy No Breaks 3:25
Okay. So I think I just manifested the chemotherapy, so to speak, and it just worked on me and now I don't have cancer.
Andrew Santino 3:34
So it's gone.
Timmy No Breaks 3:35
It's gone. Have you gotten
Andrew Santino 3:36
tested again to see if it's
Timmy No Breaks 3:38
no,
Andrew Santino 3:38
no, but you just know it's gone.
Timmy No Breaks 3:39
You can feel when cancer is in you and you can feel when cancer is not in you. What does it feel like for
Andrew Santino 3:44
some of our listeners that might be worried that they might have

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