Zac Townsend and Santino Get Completely Sidetracked | Whiskey Ginger
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What sparked the hilarious “scare people in LA” story at the start of the episode?
Welcome back to Whiskey Ginger, a wave series presented by FanDuel. Hey there, whisk ginge fans. August 7th, I've got one more show. I'm doing it in Missouri at St. Charles slash St. Louis, one and the same, kinda close to each other, neighbors, friends. And uh come out and see me. It's the last show I think I'm doing of the year. I'm not going to be touring until next year. I'm thinking about putting together a little club run. Uh comment down below. What clubs do you want me to come to? in your town. I'd like to do that. I'd like to get back to the clubs and then build a new theater tour. So let me know, but go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Missouri fans go to andrewsantino.com
In here, we pour whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. You're that creature in the ginger beard! Sturdy ginger. Like bepers, the ginger jean is a curse. Gingers are pugers. You owe me $5 for the whiskey, $75 for the horse. Gingers are hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Jinner. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that for all my guests but I mean him once again today. It's Zach Townshees. Yes. You had a wrestler name. Zack Townsend
The Blanco Bronco. That's what they were saying. The Blanco Bronco Honky Kong. That would be my Honky Kong. It's not racist if I'm white white, right? I didn't do that. They your walk up music they would just hear echoing. The jungle, the mist starts to come down, the rainforest
That'd be so sick.
They're throwing banana peels on the r at the rig. Or though I catch two bananas like Stone Cold. Would peel them. It's starting to double-fisted bananas in your mouth. That'd be awesome.
Zach Townsend, everybody, my good friend Zach Townsend, great comedian, used to come with me on the road now. The bird is the bird's big, he's flying. He got fired. He got fired. He was subordination. Yeah. Uh actually somebody went to AR uh to uh HR and reported you multiple times. Really? Yeah. Bad news. Dude, you look skinny. Do I really? Yeah, your face looks thin. Doesn't his face look thinner? Uh huh. McCone's about to take a bite on an apple. Yeah. Oh, good boy. That was a little loud. Um What a pig, dude. Yeah.
Did you turn
the mic
up for that?
Such a
loser. Uh yeah, you do. You look thin. Okay, cool. What are you coming in at right now? What are we talking? You eat the scales? Uh no, I haven't been eating. So You should move to LA. I'm trying to be perfect.
I've been
walking. No, I I'm s I feel like I scare people here. People don't e I've been walking everywhere. I walked to the I did a spot at the Laugh Factory last night. Yeah. Had to follow Kramer. Wasn't easy. What happened? He just said sorry for like ten minutes. I don't know what happened last time he was
there. Dude, imagine being a comic walking in right after Kramer did that and you're like, My spot's eleven forty, like I'm late. And you run in, you're like, Who what's going on? Who's on? And Jamie's like, buddy, buddy, have a little trouble. Uh Kramer do the end bomb a lot. Fifty years ago he have someone upside down. It's bad.
But I walked, I I yeah, I don't I don't know. I feel like I scare people here. I had a couple people like freakishly tall.
Yeah, you are a big boy, but you're not like you don't but your face is soft. You don't have like an angry face. You think so? Yeah, I don't think you have a s angry face. You have you have like a This is
what I look like when I walk. Hold on. This is what I look like when I walk.
Oh yeah, I get that. That's scary. Yeah, yeah, because you're on like a mission or something. I don't walk like this. You know where I'd be scared if I didn't know you? If I sat next to you on an airplane. I'd be like, this is bad. I
always so a big guy like me, and I don't know how do you f well you fly first class.
No, I don't. I've never flown first class. Everybody knows that. He knows I sit right in the back, right by the bathroom.
Middle
seat. Middle seat back. Middle seat twenty six E. I don't even know the letters back there.
You don't even know the
letters B.
D is an IO. No. I sit I go window seat every time.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What sparked the hilarious “scare people in LA” story at the start of the episode?
0:00–6:26
2
How did Zac and Andrew first meet and bond over a night in Nashville?
6:26–13:13
3
Why does Zac say his mom’s death and never meeting his dad shaped his comedy career?
13:13–19:50
4
What advice does Zac give about touring, side‑jobs, and turning a day job into joke material?
19:50–28:17
5
How did the duo’s Kill Tony impressions evolve into a full‑blown comedy bit?
28:17–34:10
6
What are Zac’s thoughts on college, the draft, and why he’d skip higher education today?
34:10–41:44
7
Which comedy clubs and cities are highlighted for upcoming shows and why are they important?
41:44–53:31
8
What final takeaway does Andrew want listeners to remember about chasing laughs?
53:31–1:06:14
Speakers
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