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Chapter 1: What is Granny Murphy’s Cincinnati Chili?
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Played it. Episode 78. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the podcast. Elise Patton.
Hey, guys. I'm so excited to be here.
You know, you just broke our glass ceiling. Our gender barrier. Yes. Yeah. How's that feel?
It feels good. Did you guys start?
I'm still a little on edge about it, to be honest.
Did you guys start the podcast being like, from the get-go, you knew you didn't want many women on?
Have you ever seen Little Rascals?
Yeah.
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Chapter 2: How do the Jonas Brothers relate to this episode?
What'd you say?
Have you had Skyline?
Have I had Skyline?
Oh, so wait, Willie, this isn't even Skyline chili. No, I haven't. For the record, I said I wouldn't like Skyline chili. This is a secret recipe. Skyline chili is way better than this. Not way better, but better. It's the same type of chili.
This is your grandmother's recipe?
Yeah, but she made it trying to mimic Skyline chili. Is this going to run through me? No.
This is effectively Skyline chili. It's the closest thing you're going to get in L.A.
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Chapter 3: What was Eilise’s most bizarre wedding gift?
It's okay.
Okay. It's definitely not. He was never going to say he liked it. No, no, no. Well, I got to kind of mix it. I'll take that. I will concede that I thought it was going to taste. I thought Skyline Chili was going to taste. You said it was like Malort. Yeah. I thought it was going to be. So I was wrong.
It's good chili. I haven't had Skyline though.
That's good. All right. That was our weekly chili segment. Thank you.
Thank you.
Put it back in the cup. All right.
I like that you were like, I just don't want it to get cold and then served us ice cold chili. Wait, is it cold?
It was just, it wasn't hot.
I thought it was hot. Okay, Elise, to fill you in.
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Chapter 4: How do you deal with online hate?
She's pretty funny.
I guess her name is Nikki Glaser.
We're like, okay. Missed if you chapped us.
Then I watched Grammy and there she is. Yeah, she does roast for a living. But it was shocking. That's really funny. She seems really cool.
And I'm so happy the dog doesn't actually have to... Because I thought that was where the end of the story. And I was like, they were sitting in the morning with chili and the dog has to be put down.
it was shocking but i think she's the funniest person in our building at least oh yeah wow but also you think she knows she's the funniest person in your building yeah yeah she walked away she's like she walked she walked in she strutted out of the elevator like i got him twice she walked past the doorman like tossed her keys keep it running her dog is like lol so what have you been up to at least
Just kind of living and just laughing, loving, being busy, but moving around. I'm trying to think of what's new in the world.
You're doing groundlings?
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What are some prank call experiences?
Yeah.
It's really weird. I felt kind of embarrassed that you were going to see me at the show. Why? If I had told you ahead of time that I was coming, I don't think it would have been weird. But I think secretly sitting under my hat being like, I'm watching Elise.
Imagine if you didn't say anything and then I see you and then you are just there. That would have been really weird too.
Is that what he just said?
No, no, no. Like if you were trying to escape and I just see you like, oh, it's just a joke.
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Chapter 6: What are rom-coms that don’t exist?
You see him, he's just throwing up in the third row. What's going on? Well, didn't your husband see me?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, oh, that's Rusty from work.
Your colleague's here. Your colleague's here. Look, Elise. He's like yelling in the middle of your chat. Elise, Elise. Hey.
It's that guy.
Yeah.
Oh, man. Yeah.
Eric's good at like just leading like with the most, sometimes they're like famous people who come to the show and later he'll be like, oh, yeah, that person was there the whole time and like three weeks later. I'm like, okay, good to know.
Are you excited for the Super Bowl?
We have a show that night, which is so brutal.
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Chapter 7: How to craft the perfect wedding guest list?
Chapter 8: What is honey laundering?
What'd you say?
Have you had Skyline?
Have I had Skyline?
Oh, so wait, Willie, this isn't even Skyline chili. No, I haven't. For the record, I said I wouldn't like Skyline chili. This is a secret recipe. Skyline chili is way better than this. Not way better, but better. It's the same type of chili.
This is your grandmother's recipe?
Yeah, but she made it trying to mimic Skyline chili. Is this going to run through me? No.
This is effectively Skyline chili. It's the closest thing you're going to get in L.A.
It's okay.
Okay. It's definitely not. He was never going to say he liked it. No, no, no. Well, I got to kind of mix it. I'll take that. I will concede that I thought it was going to taste. I thought Skyline Chili was going to taste. You said it was like Malort. Yeah. I thought it was going to be. So I was wrong.
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