#320 - Is Gloving the Worst Hobby? Improvs Go Too Far, General Knowledge
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Is gloving the worst hobby you can have?
What's that? It's the sound of our camper van flying through the states, because let me tell you something, we're zooming and we're coming to you very shortly. Pat, where the hell are we going? We're going to Gold Coast on the 10th of June, Coffs on the 12th, Newcastle on the 13th, Canberra on the 14th, 16th in Wollongong and the 24th in Sydney, but if you're not fucking quick enough, tickets are selling fast, so you might not be there. Tickets are selling out, so by the time you hear this, you've got to jump online or else you're probably going to miss out.
Welcome to the party. I feel good. I knew that I wouldn't have. I feel good. What do you reckon would be the best like secret, not secret talent, but like cool talent to have? Skateboarding. No, I mean like something really weird, like fart the alphabet or something. I'd love to be able to, like, swallow things. Like what? Anything. Like a Rubik's Cube, just swallow it. Yeah, or like swords. Swords. Oh, card tricks, I reckon. Anything with cards. Card tricks would be fucking... I reckon being able to tightrope would be pretty cool. Yeah. Really? Just throw one up. You know what I mean? Have a little slack.
Or have you seen the guys with the lights on their fingers and they do like the light show?
Oh my God, that's so awful. Yeah, what's it called? I don't know. It's gloving. That is awful. Dude. That, if I had to commit one atrocity, it would be all the glovers. Kyle, did you actually mean that you'd want that? Yeah. Be sick. That shit's so fucking lame. Well done, mate. You got a fucking couple sparkles on the end of your finger. That is like bullyable. Like you're allowed to bully. 100%. No room for bullying, mate. If you're at school and there's a kid learning gloving, punch him in the head. And I hope there's young impressionable people listening to this and they go do it. Are you gloving? Bang. Gone. Knocked out. Concussed. Sheesh. Where did gloving even start?
What are some unusual talents people wish they had?
Raves. Raves. Yeah, but now people are pretty sure you can hire a Glover. Oh, God. Can we hire a Glover at the OGES? That's what was coming out of my mouth. We've got to hire a Glover at the OGES. We've got to. And we've got to bully him. No, we can't bully him. Everyone boo him off stage. We have a whole segment of just bullying him. Booing the Glover. Yeah. Pin the fucking... Pin the tail on the Glover. Pin the axe to the Glover's head. Sorry. All right, Glover at the OGs because it's done. It's locked in. That's awesome. It's happening. Fuck, I'm keen for the OGs. All right, what we're going to do is a bit of a gamesy kind of segmenty podcast, I reckon. I love it. Some fun games. Do we even throw in a scary story?
Not saying we will. I'd love to throw in a scary story. We'll see how we're going. It's a bit of an off-the-cuff gamesy kind of podcast. Before we get into that, I have a hypothetical to ask you guys. And then Kyle, if you could please get up some Reddit hypotheticals and we can have a look at some more, but I saw this hypothetical. I thought it was great. If you got $50,000 for every day that you didn't shower. Or clean yourself in any way. You can't bathe in any way. You are allowed to brush your teeth. But you can't bathe in any way. So not even like a hot towel? Nothing. No cleaning your body. Ocean swim? Oh yeah, you can swim. No. No, you can't swim. You can't clean your body. Okay. You get $50,000 for every day.
Can I put on D.O.
?
No, no deodorant. $50,000 for every day. But you can't change your life whatsoever. So you can't be like, oh, I won't go to the gym.
Wait, did you say you can put on DO?
No. So you can't go to, you can't be like, oh, I won't go to the gym while I'm doing this challenge. Like if you were going to go to the gym on this day, if you were going to go for a run, you have to do those things. Yep. How many days do you reckon you could go? And it's in a row. Once you do it, you stop. How many days in a row do you reckon you could go before you gave up? Do I have to say I'll do it for a certain amount of days and if I don't, I don't get the money? No, you just do it for however many days.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Is gloving the worst hobby you can have?
0:00–2:19
2
What are some unusual talents people wish they had?
2:19–5:21
3
Where did gloving originate and how is it perceived today?
5:21–8:00
4
What hypothetical situation involves not showering for money?
8:00–11:46
5
How does the concept of personal space change with kids?
11:46–12:23
6
What are the implications of adopting a child for a trial period?
12:23–58:11