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You Wouldn't

#321 - Who's the Most EVIL Person Alive??

13 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 9.804 Will Gibb

What's that? It's the sound of our camper van flying through the states, because let me tell you something, we're zooming and we're coming to you very shortly.

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9.864 - 22.901 Pat Clifton

Pat, where the hell are we going? We're going to Gold Coast on the 10th of June, Coffs on the 12th, Newcastle on the 13th, Canberra on the 14th, 16th in Wollongong and the 24th in Sydney, but if you're not fucking quick enough, tickets are selling fast, so you might not be there.

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22.961 - 38.5 Will Gibb

Tickets are selling out, so by the time you hear this, you've got to jump online or else you're probably going to miss out. Welcome, podcasters.

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38.52 - 40.203 Pat Clifton

Welcome!

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40.704 - 48.115 Will Gibb

Fuck, I feel like we haven't podded in ages, cunt. Yeah, well, I mean, I think we did an extra one, so there actually has been a bit of a longer delay.

48.135 - 54.224 Pat Clifton

There has been a gap. We did a double last Monday, and then now it's Tuesday, the week after.

Chapter 2: What does Pat's trip to Melbourne reveal about family connections?

54.545 - 64.8 Pat Clifton

Yeah, it's been a while. Kyle, make sure, can you just check that my fucking fresh spray jacket that I thrifted from Melbourne Fitzroy Markets isn't too much on the mic?

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65.978 - 91.041 Pat Clifton

too much on the mic like you know you know like windbreakers are a bit like the material no it's good for now no just admit bro you want to show off your good you did a good i got two nice jackets that i thrifted not much of a thrift to myself but since losing weight you fit more stuff and i just thought i'd try my style a little bit and who would have thought you're not the best dressed today

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91.544 - 94.228 Pat Clifton

Well, I am because you're in a fucking pinstripe suit.

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94.829 - 99.136 Will Gibb

Kyle, you look like an NPC in the Fallout game series.

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99.196 - 105.646 Pat Clifton

No, you look like the TV show Suits have hired you for an extra just to be in the background walking around the courtroom.

105.866 - 111.595 Will Gibb

You look like you're on your way to your first ever telemarketing job and you're hoping to scam an old woman.

111.794 - 115.601 Pat Clifton

And yeah, and you've got that suit that's a bit oversized from Vinny's.

116.062 - 119.988 Will Gibb

Anyway, we're here, guys. We're here to record. We're here to chat.

120.008 - 132.39 Pat Clifton

How was Melbourne, by the way? Oh, it was good, bro. I went to see my pop. He lives three hours from Melbourne. My pop. And I hadn't seen him in a while, bro. And Tiana and Lani had never met him. So it was really nice. Fuck, it was actually good.

Chapter 3: How does Will share the experience of spreading his Pa's ashes?

1601.375 - 1606.583 Will Gibb

Like, I actually think that they are like... There's like an evilness. Okay.

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1607.223 - 1608.747 Will Gibb

And this is in order from most events.

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1608.767 - 1609.408 Pat Clifton

Dead or alive?

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1610.01 - 1622.284 Will Gibb

They're all alive. Okay. Number five, Ryan Reynolds. Okay. I think he's evil. Yep. I just get the vibe. There's something about him. I reckon he's evil.

Chapter 4: What humorous moments arise during the discussion of Pa's ashes?

1622.425 - 1632.598 Will Gibb

Under that smile. Do you not see it? Kyle, can you please get up every time I bring up each person? And then we have like a thing. You know who Ryan Reynolds is.

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1632.618 - 1635.742 Pat Clifton

Yeah, Blake Lively's. I think it's after all this shit that's happened, right?

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1635.762 - 1661.253 Will Gibb

She's on there too, by the way. She's not on this. It's a duo. A duo of them up. She's on there too. Blake Lively's also on there. It's a bit of a cop out to have them both together, but they're there. Well, that shit happened with them, right? Go images, please. Evil, bro. There's just... You know what I mean? He looks like a good guy, bro. See, that's the thing. You fall for it.

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1661.434 - 1666.661 Will Gibb

They're both evil. Ryan Reynolds played Lively. Number three, Jennifer Lopez.

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1666.681 - 1667.422 Pat Clifton

You missed four.

1667.903 - 1669.165 Will Gibb

Number four is Blake Lively.

1669.645 - 1670.987 Pat Clifton

Well, then who did you have at four before?

1671.808 - 1672.77 Will Gibb

I had Morgan Freeman.

1673.351 - 1674.412 Pat Clifton

Really? Yeah. What?

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