#321 - Who's the Most EVIL Person Alive??
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What's that? It's the sound of our camper van flying through the states, because let me tell you something, we're zooming and we're coming to you very shortly.
Pat, where the hell are we going? We're going to Gold Coast on the 10th of June, Coffs on the 12th, Newcastle on the 13th, Canberra on the 14th, 16th in Wollongong and the 24th in Sydney, but if you're not fucking quick enough, tickets are selling fast, so you might not be there.
Tickets are selling out, so by the time you hear this, you've got to jump online or else you're probably going to miss out.
Welcome, podcasters.
Welcome!
Fuck, I feel like we haven't podded in ages, cunt. Yeah, well, I mean, I think we did an extra one, so there actually has been a bit of a longer delay.
There has been a gap. We did a double last Monday, and then now it's Tuesday, the week after.
What does Pat's trip to Melbourne reveal about family connections?
Yeah, it's been a while. Kyle, make sure, can you just check that my fucking fresh spray jacket that I thrifted from Melbourne Fitzroy Markets isn't too much on the mic? too much on the mic like you know you know like windbreakers are a bit like the material no it's good for now no just admit bro you want to show off your good you did a good i got two nice jackets that i thrifted not much of a thrift to myself but since losing weight you fit more stuff and i just thought i'd try my style a little bit and who would have thought you're not the best dressed today Well, I am because you're in a fucking pinstripe suit.
Kyle, you look like an NPC in the Fallout game series.
No, you look like the TV show Suits have hired you for an extra just to be in the background walking around the courtroom.
You look like you're on your way to your first ever telemarketing job and you're hoping to scam an old woman.
And yeah, and you've got that suit that's a bit oversized from Vinny's.
Anyway, we're here, guys. We're here to record. We're here to chat.
How was Melbourne, by the way? Oh, it was good, bro. I went to see my pop. He lives three hours from Melbourne. My pop. And I hadn't seen him in a while, bro. And Tiana and Lani had never met him. So it was really nice. Fuck, it was actually good.
What colour is she?
No.
Hello. What's her name? Gosh, she doesn't look particularly white. Is she mixed with something else? What else is she? She's actually from the Cook Islands as well. Cook Islands. Right. No, that's still close. Okay. Still close to Australia. Good on you. Not my pop, mate. My heart skipped a beat.
I thought you were going to say Vietnamese or some shit. My pop fought in that war, mate. I killed a lot of them. A lot of them. I still hear their screams. A war soldier of our country, mate. So just you show a bit of respect. You show a bit of respect. No, it was actually really nice. So we went there. He's like 90. He's pretty old. Really? He's in his 90s. And he's living on his own. No, he lives with my auntie. But he's living like not at an assisted care place. Nah, like someone will come over in the mornings and help him out. Did you poo yourself today? Nah, he doesn't shit himself in that. He probably does. He doesn't.
Bro, 90, he's shat himself, cunt. You shit yourself at 27. I'm sure he's shit himself before, but it's not a regular thing that pop shits his pants.
What's his name? Jerry.
Jerry, did you poo yourself today? I just picture having one of those accents. Jerry, just checking in, there's no poo in your bed. What a sitcom, bro.
Well, I'm trying to tell you about him and you keep fucking... Like, how would you know if he's a sitcom? You haven't let me fucking talk about the goat. And I bet you of the goat.
Yeah. He's the greatest of all time.
Yeah.
Messy. Keep going.
Messy. We saw Messy this morning.
One thing, sorry. I bet you he cooks a mean feed.
Well, he doesn't cook. Not anymore. All right, sorry. So he's pretty frail, right? Like he needs a walker to get around the house and that, but like he's still so mentally with it. It would be so hard, I reckon, like being fully with it mentally. Like he remembers everything. He knew everything about Tiana and Lani. He's got like 27 great grandkids or something.
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