Chapter 1: What exciting news do Will and Pat share about their tour?
We're going on tour. We're doing live shows and tickets are selling fast. Will, it's a new look show. What are we doing? What are we doing? We're doing sketches. We're doing a little bit of improv. We're doing a little less live pod, a little more live show. Yeah, mix of both. Some variety, some fun things like that.
I think if you guys have been to a show before, you've not seen anything like this. If you haven't been to a show before, you've obviously not seen anything like this because you've never seen it before. Yeah, it would be a good balance of both. Yeah, I think we want to have a lot of fun. We want to try some new stuff and we think it'll be really enjoyable. Cracker. Tickets are in our link.
Shows are in June. Get them. We're going to Perth, Newcastle, Sydney, Gold Coast, Wollongong. Coughs. Coughs. Tickets in our buy. Let's go. Welcome. Doing Kent. Welcome, guys. Welcome to the pod. That's it. Thanks for listening.
Chapter 2: What are the highlights of the prank call segment?
Happy motherfucking Monday. Rise and grind. Rise and motherfucking shine. Rise and grind. I always watch Kyle for the first 10 seconds just to make sure we're good. Because this is Kyle for the first 15 seconds of the pod. Just holding his earphones. Yeah, and going. A bit panicked. And a couple like flashy movements.
I've just been feeling rushed this morning.
Feeling rushed? Rushed? Feeling rushed. Really?
Yeah, because you've got to go do some writing. We had to make this real.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I've not been sitting here saying, hurry up, I need to go do writing.
You did.
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Chapter 3: How does the general knowledge quiz unfold between Will and Pat?
You just said.
I didn't bring it up. He said, I've got stuff on the server. Pat said, can we do this record? And I said, no, I've got writing this afternoon that I need to finish. That happened when Pat asked what our plans are.
But what did you just say as a little dig at me taking a while?
Oh, I said, I won't make dinner tonight, guys. I don't have, well, I do have dinner, but like, that's a joke. Yeah, but the pressure's on, mate. It's all right. No, the pressure's not on. The pressure's not on. I'm sorry if I made you feel rushed, Kyle. This isn't the sort of environment. The record said that we were going to have some guests on. It was going to be fun.
That's why if you're watching this, you're like, why the fuck is the studio in a weird setup? It was meant to be a four-person podcast. Things got changed around, which will lead us to saying,
When we have guest EPS moving forward, we're going to do a special thing once a month, a bonus episode, like the last Friday or Sunday, whatever it is, we're not too sure yet, will be a guest episode every month. So it's a bonus EPS. That way you get your normal EPS with me and Will. So guys, you've gone from eight EPS a month to nine. Yeah. Congratulations. With your guests being separate.
So if you don't like guest EPS, that's fine. You can skip them. And if you do like guest EPS, you get an extra EPS.
but it's for the people that don't like the guest steps and you don't like lose an episode yeah so there you go so so quit your yapping you can have maybe like a thank you in our dms would be nice buy a hoodie which is now the link is going to be open in a couple days on thursday morning 6am you can buy a hoodie to be grateful you can sign up to the patreon we've got a movie night tomorrow night just all these little things this is a little bit of gratefulness now the big part
To get out of the way is, listen, I know we're about to go on tour. Caravan sorted, fights are booked to get there. Everything's exciting. But I'm also looking at the end of year tour around the OJKAs. Shit. And we always go to Perth, Brisbane, Melbourne, Adelaide, Sydney, right? Sydney obviously is the OJKAs.
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Chapter 4: What insights do they share about the upcoming guest episodes?
Yeah, that's right. That is correct. It's absolutely correct. So we do want to do it, but obviously it adds a few more stops and legs and stuff. So what we're going to do is we're going to put out an expression of interest for both places in the show links, in the Facebook group, wherever it is. Go on, fill it out. And that's how we're going to determine if it is viable to go visit those places.
Because obviously we want to come give you a show. We know we've got people there who love the podcast and we're grateful for that. But it's got to make sense for both parties. So get on there. Give it your best crack. This is the only chance you're going to get to prove that we should come there. And that's it. Auckland and Hobart. Now! That's it. That's all.
I mean, I've got a lot of things I want to talk about. Things that are bubbling around in my head. Yeah. But it's all to do with The Crash, the show. Yeah. Bro, it's all to do with the show The Crash. It's like a Netflix documentary, guys. Bro, Netflix docos. Bro, Netflix docos. Like S tier, bro. We need to move it to the end of the episode. We've got to move it to the end of the episode.
So I think to start the ep, let's just, I'm in a silly mood. Let's prank call. Just to get into things. Let's get the heebie-jeebies out. Guys, the end of the episode, so there's no spoilers. We're going deep into Crash, the documentary. You got to fucking watch it on Netflix. So here's what I think, Kyle. If you want to read us the two different ones... Or do you have them up on the screen?
Chapter 5: How do Will and Pat discuss their experiences with the documentary 'The Crash'?
What's easier for you?
I will show my screen right now.
Okay. And then I think we decide which is more Will and which is more Pat. Yeah. I agree. Okay. So my boyfriend is currently doing double or nothing here in WA. Not sure if you have that over there, but when you've lost your license, you can go up to double or nothing. Yes, we've got that too. So if you get done again, you have to take double the time. So you get pretty much one point.
And if you get any fine, you're fucked. My boyfriend came home the other week, freaking out that he had done by a speed camera at night. It would be fucking great to call him and say, you got done by a speed camera and you've now lost your license for 14 months or something. He needs a license for his job. He has the biggest, but he's the biggest prankster and loves a joke. So go hard.
And we've got his details there. Okay. That sounds like a Paddy Clifton. All right. You want me to take this one? Can I see the other one though, please, Kyle? And then we'll make a decision.
We've got a couple.
You said you had two solid... No, I said you had one solid. Oh, right.
That was a great one. There's actually a heap.
I love that one, though. Let's do it. Let's just do that one for now. Yeah. Can we just look up... If that one's gross, then... Zoom in where? Zoom in on the stuff. But I also need to know... It'd be great if you had the date of when it happened. It's... Unfortunately, there's also no registration of the car. I thought they had it there.
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Chapter 6: What are the main themes explored in the Netflix documentary discussed?
No, we can't do it. I thought that was the registration. No, you don't need registration. You do, bro. You need rego and the date. No, we can try without rego. But guys, please be so fucking in detail about this. And obviously, we'll bleep out the details. Can you just do me one favor, please? Can you look up what the Perth Service New South Wales equivalent is? Where would they be calling from?
a good question right it's a great question a dot wait or service wa service wa it looks like okay hello g'day todd is this uh this is steve hitch from service western australia how are you today mate
Yeah, good. Yourself?
Good, thank you, mate. Hey, before we go on, could I just confirm your date of birth is the 23rd of the 7th, 1996? Yeah. And your car's the grey Hilux, is that correct? Yeah. Awesome. Mate, just calling on behalf of Service WA to let you know, you did the double or nothing scenario with your license, is that correct?
Yeah.
Mate, we've had something come through about a mobile speed camera in Cuthbert a few weeks back. Yeah. Look, unfortunately, mate, you were done speeding and given the circumstances of the double or nothing, it's looking like you're going to have to lose your license.
I wasn't driving that day. Oh, you weren't. Who was it, mate? That was my father-in-law. I think he had his nephew in the car as well. Right.
Okay. Is there any proof of this or...?
Yeah, I could get him to tell you.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the crash on the characters involved?
So I wanted to give you a heads up just to let you know before the letter gets there. At the moment, you are looking at at least three years. So pretty much I'm giving you the heads up, mate. Three years for what? The suspension of your license. I thought it was only a year because that's what they told me. No, unfortunately, it's not here, mate. Who would have told you that?
Well, when I went to the art show, they said double or nothing, which was either six months or if you lost it, it'd be a year.
Right. Well, I'm sorry, mate. You would have informed some misinformation there. That's something that I can follow up for you, but... Yeah, for the time being, mate, unfortunately, I'm going to have to let you know that I wouldn't be driving right now until the letter gets there. You're more than welcome to go to court and dispute it.
But I'm letting you know without physical evidence, it's going to be a very hard thing to overturn. And as of right now, mate, you're going to have to suspend your license for three years.
yeah i'm gonna see if i can dispute it then yeah okay um look i'm not sure if there's anything more i can do for you like do you have a push bike or something you could get around on maybe ah not really um maybe to be honest with you three years a long time you could even sell the car those e-bikes are pretty big now at the moment
Yeah, I'm going to have to dispute it because I wasn't even driving, so it's not really... Listen, Steve, I'm going to turn the recorder off for a second.
If I'm being honest with you, mate, I am going to leave this job soon. And to be honest, I don't agree with how they treat people like you. I would accept a bribe if you want me to overturn that. He's hung up the phone.
He's hung up the phone. His name is Todd.
You said Steve. Oh, fuck.
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Chapter 8: How do Will and Pat conclude their discussion on the documentary?
I can't even read you. You hold up like five different things. That was good. That was really good. I kept getting distracted. Are you calling him? Oh, fuck. He's blocked the number. Just text him. He's blocked the number. You got to call... Who's this person? Yeah, call her. Call her. Does she have a number? I feel bad for him. Fuck, bro. Fuck, bro. I feel bad.
Pat, you're really bad at prank calls. No, that was good. You just kept fucking holding up your phone and distracting me. You always go like, now listen, Steve. Yeah, because you keep holding up your fucking phone waving it in my face. I thought you got his fucking name wrong. All right. That was a good prank call.
Do you want to see the other ones?
Yeah, but we got to let him know. It's fucking fake. I know. I know we got to let him know. Can we get Ellie's number?
Yeah, I'll text him. I'll text him. Don't worry.
No, but do it now, cunt. Why? Because you'll forget. I feel bad. He's calling back.
He's calling back.
Do you want to answer? Yeah.
Hello? You motherfucker. Three years, mate. Three years. You got me so fucking good, you fucking cunt.
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