Are we in the wrong industry?

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What tickets are being sold for the end‑of‑year tour and when?

Will Gibb 0:00
Tickets for our end of year tour are going on sale October 1st, Thursday night, 6pm. The CBD movers are moving and it is not a scam, it's going to be the show of your life. Let's go. Where are we going? All the major cities. We're going to Sydney for the Oshkars, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth, Adelaide, and that's it. Let's go. Get your tickets October 1st, baby. Let's go. Patreon, you get them early. Patreon, you get them motherfucking early.
Will Gibb 0:36
What's doing? Wait, actual is what's doing, Bart, like legitimately. What's oging? My name is Willie G. P-clits, bleds. And yeah, welcome to the pod. Got a confession. Hit it. Got a fucking big confession. But you're not allowed to judge until I finish the whole sentence. Maybe a few sentences, depending on the grammar. Okay. I bought a pack of cigs in Australia.
Yeah.
Will Gibb 1:03
Fuck. But the sentence isn't over. Kyle, is that seat made of spikes
Unknown 1:09
or something?
Will Gibb 1:09
He comes down every two seconds. That was a semicolon, hence the pause. It's just till today's Thursday. It's just till Monday. Just to kind of wean off holiday mode, you know? Yeah. Unless Roosters go to the grand final in fucking May. Or if they lose
Alex Rowley 1:26
though as well, then you got to get some.
Will Gibb 1:28
Well, if they lose, it's tomorrow night. So that counts as the weekend. So tomorrow night's the game for them to make the grand final.
Unknown 1:37
So I can be on the SIGs
Will Gibb 1:38
anyway. But then if they win and they're in the grand final next week, obviously I'm going to go to the grand final. But
Unknown 1:44
are you going to
Will Gibb 1:44
keep smoking up until the grand final? Oh, listen, probably. Like grand final week. Shit, so you... Are very addicted. Like you had one ciggy in Bali and it's trapped. No, no, no, no, no. But it's just, it's just like anything. It's like, if I was going away next week, I would tend to kind of eat bad the week.
Unknown 2:02
How many cigarettes did you have in
Will Gibb 2:04
Bali? Oh, probably only. Over under a hundred. No, no way under. Probably like two decks. Cause like I was with my family, like
Unknown 2:13
kids all the
Will Gibb 2:13
time. So I couldn't smoke.
Unknown 2:14
You know what I
Will Gibb 2:15
mean? Hey, um, question.
Unknown 2:18
Are those
Will Gibb 2:18
new shoes? Yeah.
Yeah.
Will Gibb 2:21
Because I was like, are they new or are they not? And there's a chunk of glow in the dark at the bottom of the shoe. Is there? But they're Bali specials. Bro, if I got those and there was a glow in the dark bit under the shoe, I'd be killed. You reckon?
Unknown 2:35
Does it glow in
Will Gibb 2:36
the dark? Brother, look at it. That's glowing
Unknown 2:38
in the
Will Gibb 2:38
dark material. I don't think it glows in the
Unknown 2:40
dark, bro. I would be
Will Gibb 2:41
fucking killed. I would
Unknown 2:43
be shot dead on this pod. Full
Will Gibb 2:44
bargain if they glow in the dark. I don't think they do. I'm cusping
Unknown 2:47
my
Will Gibb 2:47
hands
Unknown 2:48
around them. If you're
Will Gibb 2:48
walking around at night, bro,
Unknown 2:49
they would
Will Gibb 2:50
glow in the dark under. Fuck, bro.
Unknown 2:52
You are going to hate them. You know what? I'm
Will Gibb 2:53
glad you brought that up because I wouldn't pick up on that. I know. So I would have been walking around
Unknown 2:57
at night. It's
Will Gibb 2:57
the exact same shoes. No, they're not. What do you mean? They're white with green. That's crazy. If you're listening, it's a pair of Asics and they're like all white, but like the Asics logo and shit's green. A really nice colorway, I think. Khaki. Not the boo kind. The boo? Boo khaki. Kyle fucking ripping into the
Unknown 3:25
laughs today. That's
Will Gibb 3:25
good, eh? Do blokes get bukkake'd? Yes, mate. You know blokes get bukkake'd. Oh, no. Well, I've never seen a bloke get bukkake'd. Yeah, but you've probably never seen a girl get bukkake'd either. It pops up on sites. And guys don't pop up on sites?
Unknown 3:39
Not the sites
Will Gibb 3:40
I'm on, mate. You're on purely girl ones? Well, no, but if you go on a porn site... It
Unknown 3:46
doesn't show you gay porn. Gay just doesn't
Will Gibb 3:47
pop up.
Unknown 3:48
You've
Will Gibb 3:48
got to look for gay porn. That's unfair for us, for gays.
Unknown 3:51
Well, not
Will Gibb 3:51
really, because I'm sure there's exclusively
Unknown 3:53
gay sites. No, but that's
Will Gibb 3:54
unfair for the gays. This is why it's unfair, right? It's not unfair
Unknown 3:58
for the gays, mate. Let me tell you
Will Gibb 3:59
something. It's not unfair. Let me tell you something. That's just like
Unknown 4:02
saying... No, can I say something?
Will Gibb 4:03
That's unfair. That's just like saying we shouldn't speak English in Australia because... There's other people who don't speak English, but
Unknown 4:09
majority of people speak English,
Will Gibb 4:11
lad. Can you let me finish my point?

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