The 10 Caravandments
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What are the 10 commandments for a campervan trip?
What's that? It's the sound of our camper van flying through the states, because let me tell you something, we're zooming and we're coming to you very shortly. Pat, where the hell are we going?
We're going to Gold Coast on the 10th of June, Coffs on the 12th, Newcastle on the 13th, Canberra on the 14th, 16th in Wollongong and the 24th in Sydney, but if you're not fucking quick enough, tickets are selling fast, so you might not be there.
Tickets are selling out, so by the time you hear this, you've got to jump online or else you're probably going to miss out.
I'm fucking sorry about a huge cough in your ears to start the podcast.
I'm not sorry. Here's another.
Shit. Imagine that. Do you reckon more people listen with earphones or without? Without.
I think 90% of people are driving. But what about cunts commuting to work and that? Oh, true. If you're commuting to work and you're in like a packed train right now and you're looking around, do you ever just start laughing? Because I assume we're pretty funny. And you just get all manic and shit. That'd be hilarious.
We're just laughing in public with earphones in. You look like a fucking dweeb, I think. But do it. Don't let it stop you.
Dweebs are good. Thanks for jumping onto the podcast, guys. It really means a lot. Let me start by saying, happy Anzac Day. Don't take the piss. I'm not taking the piss. Happy Anzac Day.
Seems like you're taking the piss.
I'm not taking the piss.
It's not a day you should take the piss about at all.
No, it's not a day you should take the piss out of. It's a day that you should wait in the line for the London for four hours. That's the day it's for.
Well, places do get busy.
Did you see that? All of them are. The line for the Chloe Hotel goes down to the beach. It's actually nightmarish, eh?
Yeah.
But also, you're a dumb cunt if you slot into the back of that line. Like, you're actually the dumbest cunt. You can't really push in. Yeah, but there's ways around it, brah. There is. There's ways where you just get in without waiting in line.
See, if I said that, you'd be like, you're always trying to fucking wheeze your way in, just wait at the back of the line like the rest of them. That's what you would say if I said that.
There's a difference between jumping a party and finding smarter ways to gain entrance.
If I said that exact thing, that's how you would have reacted.
Maybe if everyone in the line wasn't so bothered. What do you mean? It's the same way I feel when people are driving around Clovelly car park looking for a spot and they keep passing the no stopping sign. And I'm like, don't be sheep. Park in the no stopping. Go for your swim. Get back in the car. And you know what happens? Because I'm always the first to do the no stopping. I come back to my car 15 minutes later. Everyone's done it. Everyone's done it.
Yeah, but Anzac Day is a day that everyone celebrates and remembers together. And you don't want people pushing the line and going against it. It's probably the only day in the country. that everybody is celebrating the same thing. You know, like Christmas, different religions don't, all these things. Anzac Day, if you're in this country or you're in New Zealand, you fucking celebrate it and everyone should and it's unity and we should all remember. So you don't want to be pushing and shoving around when we're all one. Sounds like you went to the dawn service. No, I didn't on the weekend. Okay.
Tiana did. A lot of talk. Someone that didn't go to the dawn service.
How did Will's ANZAC Day show turn into a nightmare?
Yeah, I was at a lot of talk. I didn't go to the dawn service. When did I say I was? But we'll first... Yeah, but you said a lot of... Don't take the piss. Yeah, you shouldn't take the piss. It's a day we remember. We celebrate.
We support. The least you could do is wake up a bit early.
I didn't go to the... Tiana went to the dawn service. I stayed home in case Lani woke up.
Good little excuse there. Great little excuse there to throw in.
Sure. If you want to call it that. Yeah. But Anzac Day, I love it. It's one of my favourite days of the year. Did you go to the Dawn Service, Kyle?
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