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Chapter 1: What are the highlights of the upcoming tour?
We're going on tour. We're doing live shows and tickets are selling fast. Will, it's a new look show.
What are we doing?
What are we doing? We're doing sketches. We're doing a little bit of improv. We're doing a little less live pod, a little more live show. Yeah, mix of both. Some variety, some fun things like that. I think if you guys have been to a show before, you've not seen anything like this.
If you haven't been to a show before, you've obviously not seen anything like this because you've never seen it before. Yeah, it would be a good balance of both. Yeah, I think we want to have a lot of fun. We want to try some new stuff and we think it'll be really enjoyable. Cracker. Tickets are in our link. Shows are in June. Get them.
We're going to Perth, Newcastle, Sydney, Gold Coast, Wollongong. Coughs. Coughs. Tickets in our buy. Let's go. Welcome to... You wouldn't. Doing cunts. And it's a podcast in case you're wondering. And we're in a full studio today. Bosses are watching. Boys are here. It's good vibes. Happy to be here. Honestly, thank you guys for tuning in. And we're on tour next week, cunt. Gold Coast sold out.
Canberra sold out. Coffs Harbour. Honestly, bring fucking everyone in Coffs Harbour and it still probably wouldn't be sold out. Wollongong, quick question. Did I bash your fucking dad? Did I suck on your dad's knob so hard and your wife walked in and I broke your family apart? What's going on with the sales? Even then I think we'd have more.
Wollongong, did you all realise your povo is fuck and now you're not coming to the shows? Yeah. Anyway. Everywhere else, probably sold out. But we came, we'll see yous there. I had a great weekend this weekend. That's good, brother.
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Chapter 2: What experiences did the boys have working at Bobo Bakery?
Particularly because I worked a beautiful shift with my best mate Paddy and Kyle. And it was fun. Well, Kyle fucking sat down and spoke the whole most of the time. Kyle had a bit of attitude. He did. And he was hungover. Let's start from the start. Big day. Honest. It was a big day for me and Pat. We had to be up early. 6.40, Pat woke up. 6.30 to be exact. 6.30 on a Sunday.
I'm going to be honest. Some of you are like, I wake up early. Respect. 6.30 is a disgusting time to wake up. Awful. 7 o'clock is the cutoff for an early morning. If you're like, oh, you've got to be up at 7 o'clock. Okay, that's a nice time to wake up. For me, anything before 9 is an early wake up. No, but I'm talking like... Seven, you're not like, I wake up at 6.30, but I feel sick.
Like, I actually feel sick. Like, seven, I can get by. Dude, I used to have this thing whenever I would wake up early. Just to cry. Whenever I would wake up early, I'd have diarrhea. That was my body. No, I get it too. Yeah. My body would be like, I actually am not working because I'm up so early. And I'd have diarrhea. Anyway, so me and Pat have a big shift to work.
For those of you that aren't aware, I mean, is anyone even aware of what we did? Well, it was all on our social media. We worked at Bobo Bakery, which is... Yeah. Cut that out. Cut that from the episode. We worked at Bobo Bakery, which is, in my opinion, she's the best baker in Sydney. And she has a stand that she works at on the weekends, market stand.
And Patty and I, obsessed with her, we decided we'd love to work there. Are you going to do that all episode? No, I'm nearly out of ice. Can you just finish it all now?
Yeah.
It's so fucked. A bit cold on my teeth. Yeah, it would be. You got it all. There you go. But Bobo, like, bro, we've been seeing Bobo for years. We've been going to see her at the bakery. Yeah. And we've been saying, we'll come work, we'll come work.
Never eventuated.
No, but even before the pod, I reckon we were seeing her.
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Chapter 3: How do the boys feel about societal expectations regarding marriage?
Same.
Chapter 4: How does Will feel about being single forever?
At least. So five, 10, 15, you're looking at 20 minutes extra on your trip. Okay, that's a lot. That's a lot. That's so much time. 20 minutes. That's a whole episode of Family Guy. This can't be Family Guy. But it is. If I go on a flight to Adelaide, it's five episodes of Family Guy. And then they say, cabin crew, prepare for landing. And we land. That's true.
And then if I go to Brisbane, it's exactly three episodes and we've landed. And then if we go to Melbourne, it's two and a half episodes. Yeah, it is. Melbourne's two and a half episodes of Family Guy. Will knows exactly how many episodes of Family Guy each flight is. Yeah, let me know how many you need to download. Anyway. Perth. Be a few. It's 10. Okay. Yeah, it's about 10 apps.
Nine, nine and a half. Anyway. No, about 12 eps. It's fucking a lot of family guys. It'd even be 15. Nah. Because it's a five-hour flight. Four hours. No. Yeah, four hours 20. No. Yeah, bro.
Chapter 5: What is the butterfly effect in personal decisions?
You're thinking of the way back.
Chapter 6: What are the implications of cheating in relationships?
It is. You're thinking of the way back. No, it's five there, five and a half back. Nah, completely wrong. It's not wrong. It's in the four. Five hours. Five hours where? Five hours, five minutes, Sydney to Perth. Yep. It doesn't end up being that. Thank you. It's wrong. Thank you. That's like when they say Sydney to Melbourne's an hour and 20 or something. It ends up being 50 every time.
So, thank you. Anyway. Kyle's asking for lifts. That's fine. Whatever. We get there. Kyle's a bit hungover. That's fine. He doesn't hit record in the car again. He misses a moment. You did miss a moment. Well, I filmed everything. Are you recording this, Kyle? You're like, no. And then there was a point. So do you just want me to fucking record the whole time? Yes. And then there was a point.
It's almost like you're getting paid to do exactly that. It's almost like you're getting paid to do exactly that. At the end, you were doing this. You were like this. You were just holding the camera out. No, you weren't even looking. You were on your phone holding the camera. Yes, you were on your phone. And just holding the camera.
And then there was an hour where you just went away and started talking to fucking our friend. Well, we'll get to that. I had to do the parking. We'll get to that. Oh, the parking. Well, because after the two hours timed up, I went to go refresh it and it wouldn't work because there was only a two hour limit. So I could go back and forth every 10 minutes, have a little break. That's good.
Have a little scroll. Well, anyway, we get there and then she's working her ass off, Rowan. She's fucking going nuts, you know, doing all this stuff. And then she goes, oh, does anyone want coffee? So I'm going to get a coffee. Connor goes, yeah, cappuccino. We go, no, it's okay. You don't have to do that. You look after yourself. She was going there. You go, yeah, cappuccino.
Yeah, I'll take that. And then she comes back. Do you boys want any food? Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, the scroll. You got a free scroll. Takes his scroll. Just good on ya is all I'm saying. And then you get your lift home. You had your big night on Saturday. Good on ya. But the attitude of entitlement. It was what? It was crazy. Whereas me and Will worked a fucking shift. To the bone.
Like I'm talking, you'll see it in the vlog. It's in the Propanon Povos. It'll come out in the next couple of days, I assume, or the next week. Yeah, next few weeks. Not few weeks, probably within the next week. No, it'll come out this week. And it was- Might be already out. It'll be already out.
Because it got to a point where I was excited to work, but then it got to a point where just before we started, I was like, okay, this is somebody's legitimate, like, career. Like, Boba has a reputation. Yeah. People come to get her goods online. I can't really fuck this up. That's what came to my mind. Anyway, it was, it was fun. I had an intrusive thought. We made our own cookies and brownies.
We sold shit. We did like a proper shift, bro. Like it was fucking. You only worked for like an hour and a half. Fuck off. We worked for three hours. Well, no, I'm talking about like, like people actually there. Yeah. They started rocking up at 9.30 and we wrapped at 12.15. Yeah, they did. I served my first custer at 9.30. True. And we left at 12.20. Shout out to all of you woodeners.
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Chapter 7: What are the financial stresses discussed in the episode?
But like, that's the rest of your life, like literally. Yeah. Your mates, your fucking everything. I reckon a big one for me was, I remember science class year seven, sitting at the back table or the second table, whatever the fuck. Walk in second table, back corner. I remember it so well, bro. And I had in my hand, my co-curricular sheet.
You got to choose like what co-curricular you wanted to do. And I'd chosen pipes and drums. And my mate Grant was just like, dude, do drama with me. And I was like, ooh, yeah, all right, I'll give drama a go. With that, I just- Shout out Grant, bruh. Because from that, I developed all my abilities to be able to do what I do. Obviously, you need to be naturally funny.
Yeah, but you might not even tap into it. But I was getting trained from the age of 12. Yeah, but I know so many people who are so-
fucking funny bro like naturally yeah like unbelievably funny but just haven't been exposed to like the teaching the teaching or just even the way of using it like bro i've got mates you would go so fucking funny bro and they're just doing normal jobs which is fine but it's like if they did the drama for me seven maybe they would be doing something different yeah it's crazy no steen riscopolis that was my teacher yeah the goat
it is fucking wild actually wild but all that shit one choice can like we just went for a meeting at Red Bull right yeah and I was like alright we're gonna drive and you were like oh no let's walk and I was like yeah sweet let's walk I was like I wonder what would've changed if we drove you know what I mean like who knows maybe nothing maybe something you know what I mean yeah but I'm so grateful for every choice even ones that felt like the wrong choice oh she mays
Yeah, but you probably wouldn't be doing this pod. Yeah, but I'd probably be happier. Would you trade? True, that's your butterfly effect for sure. That's my big 100%. The mushies? Yeah, fuck yeah, bro. But did something lead you there before? Yeah. Maybe it was like when you first took drugs. Maybe there's something else that would have happened after.
I feel like your mushies thing was bound to happen, bro. If you didn't do it in Bali, it may not have been mushies, but something was going to cause you to fucking, that mind of yours to snap. Nah, but everything happens for a reason. I believe. Call up. You wouldn't just call in. I want to hear your biggest butterfly effects. If you can trace one down.
Aren't they called like canon moments or something? Yeah, canon moments. What was one moment in your life that changed? For better or for worse? I want to talk about just something football related, but it's not really. This Tim Payne guy. Yeah. Have you spoken about on your pod? No. This is so funny. So this Argentinian content creator.
he was like, let's find the main character of the World Cup. And they wanted to find the least known player. This guy, Tim Payne, he had 4,000 Instagram followers. And now he has, yeah, now he has, I think, close to three mil.
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