Will Wants to be Single Forever
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What are the highlights of the upcoming tour?
We're going on tour. We're doing live shows and tickets are selling fast. Will, it's a new look show.
What are we doing?
What are we doing? We're doing sketches. We're doing a little bit of improv. We're doing a little less live pod, a little more live show. Yeah, mix of both. Some variety, some fun things like that. I think if you guys have been to a show before, you've not seen anything like this. If you haven't been to a show before, you've obviously not seen anything like this because you've never seen it before. Yeah, it would be a good balance of both. Yeah, I think we want to have a lot of fun. We want to try some new stuff and we think it'll be really enjoyable. Cracker. Tickets are in our link. Shows are in June. Get them. We're going to Perth, Newcastle, Sydney, Gold Coast, Wollongong. Coughs. Coughs. Tickets in our buy.
Let's go. Welcome to... You wouldn't. Doing cunts. And it's a podcast in case you're wondering. And we're in a full studio today. Bosses are watching. Boys are here. It's good vibes. Happy to be here. Honestly, thank you guys for tuning in. And we're on tour next week, cunt. Gold Coast sold out. Canberra sold out. Coffs Harbour. Honestly, bring fucking everyone in Coffs Harbour and it still probably wouldn't be sold out. Wollongong, quick question. Did I bash your fucking dad? Did I suck on your dad's knob so hard and your wife walked in and I broke your family apart? What's going on with the sales? Even then I think we'd have more. Wollongong, did you all realise your povo is fuck and now you're not coming to the shows?
Yeah. Anyway. Everywhere else, probably sold out. But we came, we'll see yous there. I had a great weekend this weekend. That's good, brother.
What experiences did the boys have working at Bobo Bakery?
Particularly because I worked a beautiful shift with my best mate Paddy and Kyle. And it was fun. Well, Kyle fucking sat down and spoke the whole most of the time. Kyle had a bit of attitude. He did. And he was hungover. Let's start from the start. Big day. Honest. It was a big day for me and Pat. We had to be up early. 6.40, Pat woke up. 6.30 to be exact. 6.30 on a Sunday. I'm going to be honest. Some of you are like, I wake up early. Respect. 6.30 is a disgusting time to wake up. Awful. 7 o'clock is the cutoff for an early morning. If you're like, oh, you've got to be up at 7 o'clock. Okay, that's a nice time to wake up. For me, anything before 9 is an early wake up. No, but I'm talking like... Seven, you're not like, I wake up at 6.30, but I feel sick.
Like, I actually feel sick. Like, seven, I can get by. Dude, I used to have this thing whenever I would wake up early. Just to cry. Whenever I would wake up early, I'd have diarrhea. That was my body. No, I get it too. Yeah. My body would be like, I actually am not working because I'm up so early. And I'd have diarrhea. Anyway, so me and Pat have a big shift to work. For those of you that aren't aware, I mean, is anyone even aware of what we did? Well, it was all on our social media. We worked at Bobo Bakery, which is... Yeah. Cut that out. Cut that from the episode. We worked at Bobo Bakery, which is, in my opinion, she's the best baker in Sydney. And she has a stand that she works at on the weekends, market stand.
And Patty and I, obsessed with her, we decided we'd love to work there. Are you going to do that all episode? No, I'm nearly out of ice. Can you just finish it all now?
Yeah.
It's so fucked.
A bit cold on my teeth. Yeah, it would be. You got it all. There you go. But Bobo, like, bro, we've been seeing Bobo for years. We've been going to see her at the bakery. Yeah. And we've been saying, we'll come work, we'll come work.
Never eventuated.
No, but even before the pod, I reckon we were seeing her.
You reckon?
I reckon. Yeah. She's cracked. Yeah. And she's grown as we've grown as well. I remember she had 3,000 Instagram followers. Now she's at like 12 or 15,000. Yeah. And it's just good fucking quality content. Yummy goods, bro, is what it is. And we worked a shift. And it is intense. And there's a few things I want to say about it. Markets are a lot. Yep. They're crazy. So Pat and I were going to be waking up early, getting there, working a shift.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the highlights of the upcoming tour?
0:00–1:50
2
What experiences did the boys have working at Bobo Bakery?
1:50–5:18
3
How do the boys feel about societal expectations regarding marriage?
5:18–5:18
4
How does Will feel about being single forever?
5:18–6:15
5
What is the butterfly effect in personal decisions?
6:15–6:16
6
What are the implications of cheating in relationships?
6:16–31:06
7
What are the financial stresses discussed in the episode?
31:06–58:20