Listen to the full audiobook free with a 30-day free trial :https://esound.space/fullID: 555129Title: Seashell VirginAuthor: Steve SchatzNarrator: Steve SchatzFormat: UnabridgedLength: 08:30:49Language: EnglishRelease date: 10-31-21Publisher: Findaway VoicesGenres: Fiction & Literature, Mystery, Thriller & Horror, Detective Stories, LGBTQ+Summary:Mystery, Wit & Drag QueensHomo Heroes vs Politico Ponce BrothersFast paced fun. Touching and tawdry. Churchies, crooks, and rapscallions scheme to close our only gay bar, rape a forest, and get rich with a gay hating charter school. Break-ins, kidnapping, threats, blackmail, bondage, and the most spectacular drag show the world has ever seen, thrill and delight you as the anti-heroes from Nacho Mamas Patio Cafe once more answer the call to set things straight, as it were.A great book, read by the author. Fast, funny, and funky. The third Nacho Mamas Patio Cafe book has all your favorites TiaRa del Fuego, impresaria extraordinaire; Nacho Mama, gruff restaurateur; Aunt May, sweet lil ol Southern belle with a thousand lurid stories of her sexual past; BB Singer, anti-hero dropped in the midst of the mess, whose only desire is to escape unscathed with his latest treasure, an 18 statue of the Virgin Mary festooned with seashells; and many more old n new fun and funky friends. The villain is a plastic politico named Ponce (absolutely in NO way resembling any current politician) who looks like a model for the groom on a wedding cake, claims to be driven by gawd, and will do any nasty thing to get what he wants. His brother is much worse.Contact: [email protected]

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