Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
Wed, 28 May 2025
Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/YMH Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order. Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 812 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:42 - Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String 00:07:05 - Norm Summerton Update 00:17:41 - Gay Stuff 00:23:50 - Scammed By Keanu 00:28:02 - Hassling Denzel At Cannes 00:31:55 - Clip: Pup Play At Cannes 00:33:17 - Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu 00:40:20 - Comedy Broads 00:47:57 - Dealing With Trauma 00:53:47 - Clip: Youthful Yoni 00:56:50 - Please Like Me 01:04:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:08:59 - Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel 01:11:36 - Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain 01:13:52 - A Pish Break & A Fart 01:18:16 - Christina's Curations 01:37:39 - Wrap Up 01:39:11 - Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
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Chapter 2: Why shouldn't you pull on someone's tampon string?
Wir machen eine kulinarische Reise.
Erlebe die neue Crime-Serie Mobland mit Tom Hardy, Pierce Brosnan und Helen Mirren. Jetzt nur auf Paramount+.
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Chapter 3: What happened with Norm Summerton?
Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott.
Das ist nicht schlecht. Nicht schlecht überhaupt. Nicht schlecht überhaupt. Unglaublich. So ein Klassiker. So ein guter Arbeit. Wir müssen einen Anruf für mehr Songs machen. Ich weiß, es ist schon lange her. Warum machen wir nicht eine Sache, wo wir... Wir können eine Arbeiter-Song machen. Arbeiter. Ich bin ein Arbeiter. Wo wir... Oh mein Gott.
...eine Konferenz haben oder so.
Weißt du, was ich meine? Ja. Lass uns ein paar Song-Sendungen hier reinbringen. Und dann machen wir einen Preis für unsere Lieblingssong.
Das ist eine tolle Idee, Tom.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm a worker. Let's get some of those music workers out there to start working.
I don't want to let the cat out of the bag here, but I'm just too excited that Tony Johns is getting out of jail today.
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Chapter 4: How did someone get scammed by a fake Keanu Reeves?
Oh, oh, oh, ich vergesse nicht, wir haben den Show noch nicht geöffnet.
Ja, wir haben den Show noch nicht geöffnet.
Don't pull on my fucking tampon string. I will punch you so fucking far across this whole goddamn fucking... Yeah, yeah.
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Piau, piau, piau.
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Chapter 5: What went down with Denzel Washington at Cannes?
Don't pull on my fucking tampon string.
Dude, who has not felt that way? Dude, so many dudes want to pull on my fucking tampon string. So many? It's disgusting.
Has it always been a thing?
Chapter 6: What is pup play?
Dude, guys love it. No, but I do remember when I was in junior high school. Don't pull on my fucking tampon string.
Sie ist cool. Ich mag sie. Ich mag ihre Stimme. Ich mag Smokers Stimme, weißt du?
Es ist ein bisschen Mousse-Soup. Es hat ein bisschen Mousse-Soup.
Es hat ein bisschen Mousse-Soup-Qualität. Ja. Fucking awesome.
Ich frage mich, was der Hintergrund ist. Ihr macht es gut. Ja. Was denkst du, was ihre Geschichte ist? Ein Typ war mit ihr und sie war so, lasst es rein, Dummy.
Jemand hat es klar gemacht. Vielleicht war er einfach so, komm schon, lass mich da rein. Und sie war so, nein, ich bin nicht fucking süß von dieser Scheiße.
Don't pull me down. Yeah.
Stop pulling the string, fuckhead. Yeah. Well, this is a big day. We have... God damn, we have such massive... I just have to tell you this way.
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Chapter 7: How does Jessica Kirson deal with trauma?
Real quick, I should also just say thank you to everybody who has watched Bad Thoughts on Netflix. I've gotten thousands of messages and comments from people. Some of you love it, love it. Some of you don't love it. But either way, I gotta tell you, I'm thrilled with it. It's a very...
liberating thing to make something you wanted to make and you can kind of just go like, yeah, I know some people like it.
Don't pull my tampon string.
I kind of feel like that. I feel like my tampon string is hanging out.
I'm just telling you. You're still in the top 10 as of this recording.
You're still on there. It's been a really fun couple weeks for me. So I just want to say thank you to everybody who watched it and sent me messages. Thank you so much. Okay, here is the crazy fucking update.
Oh, Scheiße.
Wir haben jahrelang gewusst, was für diesen Mann passiert ist.
Das ist Pigg Norman Summerton. Und seine Titten. Er hat in seinen Babys seit sieben Stunden. Sieben Stunden? Guck dir das an.
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Chapter 8: What are Christina's TikTok curations?
Daddy, can we go visit Grandpa today? There's somebody doing that. Can we stop by Grandpa's house? No.
Grandpa's doing his own thing.
Yeah, he's kind of busy right now.
Homemade tits. I'm sure I say homegrown tits.
You know the weirdest thing I have with Norm?
Yeah.
This to me isn't in the slightest creepy for me.
Yeah.
I don't get icky feelings.
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