Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Skankfest Surprise w/ Luis J. Gomez | Your Mom's House Ep. 846
11 Feb 2026
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome to your mom's house. Welcome to your mom's house. Tim is still in L.A. filming Bad Thoughts 2, which we'll tell you a little bit about. I got to do a part on. It's nuts. But with me, we've waited so long to have him on the show. Please put your hands together for Luis J. Gomez.
Yes.
Thank you for having me here. Yeah, you guys are awesome, man. Honestly, I met you three minutes ago and I love you already. You have a great energy. Thank you, Lewis. Can I tell you why? Please. Because you are the creator of Skankfest. And I am the creator of showing videos of guys shitting on french fries and eating it and making it into a podcast.
So I feel like you and I are kindred spirits. Yeah, I think we're seeing the world from a very similar lens. And we've had Ari Shaffir, who was at Skankfest two years ago, now he's in the woods somewhere in the Amazon jungle or whatever. But he actually shit on stage. Yes. I believe that. No, he did. During a Kill Tony thing, it was like, I don't even know what was going on.
Skank Fest is so wild. It's all one venue, right? So there's all these rooms and you pop into different rooms and there's all this shit happening. And I walk in, I was like, oh, Kill Tony was doing a secret show. I was like, let me go to Kill Tony and see what's going on. I walk in and it was like performance art. Ari was completely naked.
He had cardboard on the floor and he was playing with his own shit while everyone was just like, what the fuck are we watching? I just walked into the room and I was like, okay, I don't want to be here. And I walked straight out. It was... What? Is there footage of this? No, no, no. He almost got us in a lot of trouble. Why? Is that illegal? I think it's illegal on so many different levels.
And where was this? This was Las Vegas. We were in New Orleans last year, and we're in New Orleans coming up again in November this year. And I feel like those people would allow public defecation. Well, the Skankfest fans loved it.
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Chapter 2: How did Skankfest grow into a unique comedy festival?
Of course. Yeah, yeah. I mean, the venue owners in Vegas didn't love it. Now, here's the thing I always am curious about. Will you bring up Norm Somerton, the poutine? Sure.
Sure.
The amount, like how does one relax enough to take a shit in front of a large group of people? Because I can't even take a dump with my kids in front of me, bothering me, like the stress of it. Like I need full relaxation. I need an iPhone. You're a woman. I'm assuming you've never taken a shit. So maybe shut your fucking mouth right now. and stop grossing everyone out. You're a beautiful woman.
Is that shit? It looks like a cup of shit. Are you drinking your own shit? Look at that. Oh, you're a fucking savage. Isn't that disgusting? It's a hot cup of diarrhea. This is what gets me going. Here, I want you to watch this gentleman. Maybe you can book him for Skank Fest. He's got beautiful breasts. French, Canadian.
poutine fries what are poutine fries well poutine fries are basically your fries cheese and a great appetite however there's going to be a bit of a change to the recipe everybody likes to change the recipe up these ones are going to have fries cheese pig and pig piss oh it's going to be a treat wow okay so let's get things happening Yes, eh? There's the fries. I'll pee on the fries first.
Oh, he's got a huge dick. I don't want to have a nice... Having a nice... How does he pee through the... I'd be happy with that. If I had that dick, I'd actually be happy. I'm not even lying about that. Stop. He's got to cover all this.
Like that.
So much piss.
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Chapter 3: What are the unspoken rules of spending a night in jail?
Now that I've seen this, this is the fifth. That's a ton of piss. Well, hold on. It gets better. No, I have a feeling where it's going. Here we go. Watch the spread and watch the timing. Just right away. That's wild. That looked like AI, the way that came out.
Chapter 4: What memorable story does Luis share about his roommate?
Oh.
This is pre. Wow. Wow, you flinched. That wasn't good. I made Luis J. Gomez flinch. Tell me he doesn't eat it. Joe Rogan should do this to make people audition for the Mothership. And they would. There'd be a line of, there'd be 300 people in the bar next door to the Mothership waiting to eat Joe Rogan's shit and piss on french fries. Here's the best part though, are you ready?
Hold on, let me get my cup of diarrhea to watch it. I mean, who is this for? for you. You and me, babe. Come on. Is there anybody else that like, is this like a kink for somebody? Are people jerking off to it? Or is it some sort of like, is that what it is? They jerk off. Can I tell you? Okay, that's enough. Thank you, Josh.
Here's what I've learned in my whatever, almost 20 years of doing this show. If there's a guy making a video, there's a guy jerking off to the video. That's very astute. Yeah. Nothing exists in the universe what men are doing this. The only purpose is to make somebody's penis hard and to cum. That's it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've never met anybody who's really into a shit. That's not true.
Big Jay loves to watch shit videos, and he acts like it's because he's interested in them, but it's like there's no reason. He's watched them all. He could reference them like it's old movies. So maybe he does jack off to shit videos. Sorry, like shit as in not like this type. Not this, but like a hot chick dropping a deuce or a chick farting. Can I tell you something? Easy money. Easy money.
And if my career died tomorrow, you better believe. Feet. Feet. Shitting, farting, easiest money in the world. You can just show your tits. I'm sorry? I think you can just show your tits. I don't, I got, you know, I don't know. Mine are kind of jacked. I had surgeries and stuff. Oh yeah, and your kids. Yeah, I don't like that. My tits are old and shitty. But that's still better than shit.
That's probably, it's a more acceptable kink. Old shitty tits. Old shitty tits. That's your nickname, old shitty tits. Of course. That's who I am. We haven't even done our opening clip. This one's, I mean, that was that set, the bar, pretty guy. Yeah. But here's my opening clip for you. Are you ready? This guy, oh, man. All right, here we go. Fucking bitch tits. Fucking dummy.
Oh, you sexy Facebook woman. If you're lonely and you want to, you know, meet... I'm in Bellevue, Nebraska. I'm not going to get my address out on Facebook because there are too many weirdos out there. Somebody might try a home invasion and I'll have to fucking kill them. You know what I mean? But anyway. Cheers to this guy. Yeah, you feel it? Not enough podcasts have fun radio intros anymore.
I love it. I love it. This is good. Can we call this guy? Call this guy? Yeah, his number's up the top. Can we call him? Dude, I didn't even realize that, Lewis. Yeah. He's fucking legit. We know where he is. He's in Nebraska. Don't give out address. He'll put his phone number there. With his phone number, I think you just have one Google search from finding his address, his family members.
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Chapter 5: What unique experiences does Luis J. Gomez share about Skankfest?
They push their babies in front of your car? They won't do it to kill you. They'll throw their baby at you so that you catch the baby, and then they'll take your wallet. It's to steal from you. That's smart.
Chapter 6: How does Luis describe his experiences with the law and spending time in jail?
It kind of is. That's very creative. That's why I was like, I wonder if your mom's a gypsy.
She's not.
Okay, so hold on. I want you to see this. This is a roommate fight. Is this what happened between you and Chad?
Stoned out motherfucker.
Wait till I show you this, darling. This is the real Daryl. This is the real Daryl that slams doors. You piece of shit, Daryl. You are a total piece of shit. I've done so much for my safe Florida, too. Like I said, stay the fuck away from me. Stay the fuck away.
That's right. This is common area, buddy. So fuck you. This is common area, buddy.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Just go out and fucking get some stone some more today. Whatever, Daryl. Go get some more stone.
Oh, that really bothers potheads. Oh, they don't like it. Do not, do not. Hey man, pot's cool, dude. You need to chill. Listen, DeRosa came on here and he and I are not pot people. I'm an alcohol type. Yeah, yeah. But boy, were they pissed off. And we're like, you guys are fucking losers. Just a bunch of pot smokers. Get some motivation, guys.
Stop smoking your, I was, I mean, I can't say, I can't claim that I'm not a pothead. I haven't smoked since Christmas.
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Chapter 7: What are the challenges of co-parenting and raising a child?
Oh, that's going to be a banger. You got to go hard. And New Orleans was so fun. New Orleans is such a debaucherous city. The problem is Vegas ruined us because we did it in New York for three years, then Houston, then we went to Vegas for three years and Vegas doesn't stop.
Like you could just, you leave Skank Fest, the last show ends at like one in the morning and you go out and it's just getting started in downtown Vegas. So people would just like stay up for five days. It's just, so New Orleans has that similar vibe. There's the 24 hour bars. We have the after parties at Larry Flint's Barely Legal Club. I knew you'd really like that.
So, you know, you're going to come to the barely legal experience. That's so rad. Yeah. Yeah. It's really fun. You know, and that is nice. And I've always found too, that people that are, how do I say this? that are openly freaky or whatever are the coolest. And it's the ones that pretend to be normal that I distrust the most.
Like if I walk into your house and you've got kids, but your furniture is all white and then it doesn't look like kids live there. I'm like, you're fucking serial killer. Like I don't trust. It's not my ex-girlfriend picked out the couch and the rug or helped me. So it's like, she had this like, you know, hot girl, like rich aesthetic she wanted to like have.
So, and then we broke up right, I was buying a house for the first time and we broke up right before we moved in because it just, I could tell that she was just not like, when you try to buy a house with somebody that you're not married to, everything becomes apparent, like what's important.
And it's like, I was like, I can't, I can't like bring her into this home and make this half her home when it's not really. So we ended up breaking up. And now I have like this massive white couch and white carpet. My whole living room is like bright white. But you don't have small kids is what I'm saying. I have a 13 year old, but he jerks off. He's in his room. And you don't come as white. Yeah.
Most importantly. Yeah. Wow. You broke up. How long were you guys together for? on and off for three years. Dang, homie. Have you ever been married? No. Wow. Are you thinking, like, do you think you could?
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Chapter 8: How does Luis reflect on his childhood and the lessons learned?
I think if I... I really like being a dad, right? I love being a dad. It's the thing that I do best, right? Like, I'm...
you know it's the one thing that i try to do really well and i try not to fuck up with right yeah um and i feel like i kind of miss the experience because me and my son's mother broke up when he was two we co-parent we still co-parent great like we go on vacations together we go to dinner that's very hard so let's put on my distance glasses yeah yeah we um gotta get my prescription fixed go ahead yeah no no we um parent you guys go on yeah things yeah we and we you know we
we do it. We really co-parent well and we're very different people. So we would have never worked. Um, but I kind of wish I didn't like not give my son the full experience.
You know, he had a broken home and you know, even though it worked out really well and he's spoiled and he's got everything he wants and he's really, I mean incredible kids, straight A student, good looking, tall, uh, just sweet, kind, like really, really thoughtful and mature. Um, athletic, he's in musical theater, he acts, he's gay obviously.
He's got a girlfriend, he's got multiple girlfriends, this kid's like a little pimp. But he's really great. But I didn't give him the experience. I would have loved to give him a little sister, a little brother. So I think about it now, if I'm dating a chick and I am dating a girl now, I would do it again. I'd have more kids, get married, do it the right way. Why not? Yeah.
You know, what else are you gonna do? I'm 50 almost in June and I'm like, what the fuck else am I gonna do? I've done everything else. How many fucking brunches are you gonna go to? How many parties? You know what I mean? Really, really. It's like your life becomes masturbatory at a certain point if your existence is just for you. I think it's very depressing.
People who don't have kids, I go like, where's the motivation to like... Yeah, what are you doing? Like for me now, it's actually pretty easy. I'm 43, I'm turning 44 in April, and I'm going like, I'm like looking at like death in the next 30, 40 years, right?
That's like happening, and I'm going like, it's not like depressing, because I'm like, oh, I'm going to leave my son and my niece some incredible things. Not only like, you know, just like money and things like that, but also like just like my legacy will live on through like my kid who's going to probably change the world. He's like the best person I've ever met. So, yeah.
Well, and you created Skank Fest, which I think in all seriousness, I'm sure there's people that are like, thank God for this. This is the thing I look forward to every year. It's their vacation. Our fan base, I'd say 90% of them come from out of town.
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