Bree & Clint's After Party: Welcome back Caitlin!
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Who is filling in for Bree and how do they introduce Caitlin?
Hi everybody, welcome to the After Party with me, Clint, and you, Claudia, and Noella, because she's off sick and she sent us a doctor's certificate like we were her employer. Wasn't that weird?
I think it was mostly for a joke, but I think she's also like, they don't believe me that I'm sick.
No, you sent us a picture. You're very puffy.
Yeah, she doesn't look the best.
You don't look well. And our super sub, because Brie is off on baby leave, Caitlin Marrett.
Hi. Hi. This is fun. Sorry, I just got a yee-haw, and I was like, I haven't heard a yee-haw in a very long time. Where have you been? That was really cool, Chloe. We can swear on this one, too. Oh, really?
Yeah, if you want to.
Shit. Nah, that's not a good swear word.
Oh, yeah, go big.
You can work up to it.
Okay.
You know you can work up to it.
Fun. This is fun.
Hi, everyone. Caitlin and I, you all know Caitlin from being on ZM years ago, but you and I know each other for a long time. But our friendship was instantly put to the test just after the show started today when you broke a contact lens inside your eye and I needed to fish around inside your eyeball to try and find the other half of the contact lens.
You got right up in there.
And I failed.
You didn't find it. You haven't found it yet?
And I failed, yeah.
It's kind of scary because it's like there's just this like weird thing floating around in my eye, which is what contact lenses are.
What playful banter and rules about swearing open the show?
This is not the first time this has happened. Anyway, I stat need to get that out.
Have you seen those stories about people who go to the eye surgeon or whatever because they've got like an eye infection?
The eye surgeon? The ophthalmologist?
That one. And they go, you have 17 old contact lenses stuck behind your eye.
Have you seen those stories? They're real. Wait, how gross can we be on this? What about when it happens to girls with...
Oh, Tim Tam, Tam Pom Poms.
With Tim Tam Poms.
They lose them up there.
Tim Tam Tam Poms.
And they double stack them up.
And do you know what? It's not even like, don't be embarrassed about it.
How did Caitlin and Clint bond over a broken contact lens?
It happens so often to everyone, to lots of people.
Which, as a man, that is crazy to me that that could happen, that you could forget that there was one in there and bung another one in.
Bro, we're so fucking busy all the time. We're running around, we're bleeding. Sorry.
Put that on a t-shirt. Bro, we are so fucking busy.
Right.
All the time.
Right.
We running around, we bleeding. Isn't there like a string?
Yeah, but that's why you wear a cup. I wear a cup, so it makes it a bit easier. You're not going to double cup. No, you can't, no. Physically, that would be hard. That's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is different.
Anyway, I'm not trying to shame anyone. I'm just saying it's buzzy to me. It's like if I had a potato chip in my mouth and I forgot there was another potato chip in there and I stuck another potato chip in.
That's actually a really good comparison.
That's actually a really good comparison.
That's a really serious thing. That's not funny. That's not funny what I did. That's serious.
Even though I had two chips in my mouth.
Oh, did you say chips? Oh.
That's funny.
Claudia.
What? What?
What gross eye-surgery stories and contact lens myths do they discuss?
It doesn't even rhyme, okay? What did she mean? I think she meant dicks.
Dicks in your mouth. I'm quite slow on stuff like that, so you've got to explain it to me.
You haven't had a lot of sleep.
Okay.
Bree is off for three weeks. Caitlin's here for two weeks. I don't know why you need a schedule or a run sheet, but you're getting one anyway. And there's no news. That's all I'll say. There's no news.
No news yet.
On the Bree front. We are on tenterhooks just like you, but there is no news.
I'm waiting. It's so exciting.
Waiting for little baby Clint to arrive.
It's baby Claudia.
Come on, we've agreed. Baby Clint.
What's ooh about that?
Are you wanting the baby to come out looking like you?
No, I want it to be named after me.
They're not going to name it Clint.
I want someone.
Maybe middle name.
But it's a girl.
Middling Clinton.
Claudia Clinton Tomasella.
That's actually... I like that. Okay. You guys can keep dreaming.
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