Bree & Clint's After Party: What is a dichotomy?
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What does 'dichotomy' mean and how do Bree & Clint explain it?
That's the first time I've ever heard that word, dichotomy.
Dichotomy means there's two ideas, two ideals, two situations. That's very smart. And they're opposing.
Yeah.
They're diametrically opposed.
Doesn't really need the hole.
You fucking arse, okay?
Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go.
How much of that did you get, Claudia?
I don't know.
Oh, man. Anyway. It's good. Nerd Burger. This is the after party. Bree's off. She's going to be off for three weeks. Okay, she's going to be off for three weeks and then she will be back.
I am dying to know.
Yeah, we all are.
Honestly. She needs to have that. They need this time. I know, I know. Just the three of them. I respect it, but I'm dying to know.
I was just saying that Ella.
Oh, so you think it's three now?
Yeah. You reckon it's happened? I was like, what? Were they expecting twins?
Why are the hosts talking about Bree being off for three weeks and privacy?
No, but like, oh, you mean, yeah.
No, I was saying, has two become three? Is that what you're saying? Do you know something?
No, I'm the last person to know. But hopefully.
We are respecting their privacy and we are not asking. So hard. But I need to ask you, Ella.
I haven't messaged.
Have you messaged?
No, I promise. I promise.
Have you sent a like thinly veiled text where you're like, hope you guys are doing okay? Nope.
And I would love to even say that, but I just know now's not the right time.
Yeah.
Because when, how long for you, Clint, when you had your babies, did you like go dark?
I FaceTimed my friend Sharon from the birthing suite while I was holding the baby.
Oh. Lucy's like, can you not?
She's in the shower having her post-birth shower and she came out and she's like, whoa, chill. I was like, sorry, I just got excited. You're supposed to be in there helping her with the shower.
Yeah, true. Put her nappies on.
Yeah.
Everything's about to fall out.
She did not want that. She would have wanted that. She did not want that. Yeah, true. It's like two people who have never been there.
No, I was just telling the girls I was at the birth of my friend's baby.
How do the hosts react to news about a possible new baby arrival?
Amazing.
And it was so beautiful.
Was that a vaginal birth?
Yes, and it was so... It really put me off. No. Was that a vaginal birth?
Isn't it vaginal?
It's vaginal.
Oh, shit. I thought that was Sally Schmarr.
That's okay.
You said the right word, though.
Was that a vaginal birth? Did it come out of the... I'm not going to say that word.
Fifi?
Fifi.
Fru-fru. Oh, gosh, that's painful, isn't it?
Yeah, that is how it works, though. You either have to do that or out the top. So it's coming out one way or another.
Yep. Well, one day. One day. One day. We will be patient. I'm not messaging anyone.
Good.
I just hoped that you guys know and you're waiting for me to come back to work.
Yes.
And to tell me. What if Bree's sitting there and she's like, no one's messaged me.
No one's asked.
Oh, my gosh, what if she is?
What funny birthroom stories and reactions do the hosts share?
Should I message her?
Yeah.
Hey, Bree.
Should we call her right now?
Oh, yeah, she'd love that. No, we can't. Oh, yeah, that was a test. Damn it. I just want to know.
We'll know soon.
I want to know if they're safe. I want to know if they're healthy.
There's a bit of that, yeah.
We'll know if they like each other. Yeah. Her and the baby. Did it come out curly-haired?
The baby's a real snob. She's like, ew, yuck. Are you my mum?
You are so choogy. G'day, mate. Oh, my gosh.
No, it's half Australian, half Kiwi. It'll come out with a, g'day, bro.
Why not? I'm so excited. Babies don't talk when they come out, guys.
What? No. Again, you haven't had one.
I've seen Rugrats.
How do the hosts describe first vaginal birth experiences and humour around it?
Oh, so you're sad. You've seen Rugrats.
I know how this works. That's hilarious. Joke of the day. Thanks. You're welcome.
You guys are really funny. This whole place is so funny. I've got sore cheeks from laughing and it's only been two days. How's your face? What did you just say? How's my face?
You said you've got sore cheeks, but how's your face? Talking about your booty cheeks.
Oh, Ella.
Clint, stop talking about my booty cheeks.
I wasn't. Ella, first vaginal birth, now booty cheeks.
Are you glad I'm back? Do you miss me?
Yeah.
You do look very pale, though. You need to go home and rest.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What does 'dichotomy' mean and how do Bree & Clint explain it?
0:00–1:05
2
Why are the hosts talking about Bree being off for three weeks and privacy?
1:05–2:11
3
How do the hosts react to news about a possible new baby arrival?
2:11–3:04
4
What funny birthroom stories and reactions do the hosts share?
3:04–3:51
5
How do the hosts describe first vaginal birth experiences and humour around it?
3:51–8:28
Speakers
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