Chapter 1: Why are Bree and Clint nervous about their roast tonight?
You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brian Clint, the podcast.
ZM's Brian Clint, thanks to KFC.
And now, coming to you live from the ZM Studios in Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brian!
Well, good afternoon, everybody. Happy Friday and welcome to the Bree and Clint show.
Happy Day Clint Cries Day.
Happy Day Bree Cries.
Oh, well, that's a given. I'm due.
Yeah, true. Oh, God, could I be having my second cry of the year today?
It could be tonight at the roast of Bree and Clint. We'll see.
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Chapter 2: What are the happiest and unhappiest years of your life?
Get her in the draw. First, we're going to kick off the show, though, with Tradie vs. Lady. $50 as per. Always up for grabs. If you want it, you've got to win it. 0800 dials an M right now.
Friday jams all afternoon. It's going to be a great day. Play Zedding's Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. This is the main event.
Tradie vs. Lady. The tradies and the ladies. The tradies picking up a win yesterday, taking them to 31. The ladies on 35.
Our lady is calling from Canterbury. She is 18 and she drives tractors and rides horses. Welcome to the show, Izzy.
G'day, Izzy. Hi. We always have to guess on this show what type of tractor Izzy drives. I'm going to say it's a Massey Ferguson. What do you say, Clint?
I reckon she's got a Kubota.
Okay.
Yeah. Izzy, what kind of tractor are we running there?
I'm in a New Holland. A New Holland. I knew it.
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Chapter 3: Which NZ city is the best for Gen Z?
Dan? I'll tell you. Yeah, we'll give you one mistake. That's all right. Dan? L-N... Did you say... Why? Did you say L-N-K-E-Y? Yeah. Right.
Oh, no, Jen.
Izzy, please step in here. How do you spell Ellen?
An Ellen key. Um, um, um, I don't know.
A-L-E-N? Closer than Dan.
It was a lot closer. A-L-L-E-N is what we were looking for. Dan, you were way off.
I think I messed up the question. L-N is diabolical. We'll move on.
Let's forget that ever happened. Question number two. Which well-known comic book series features four characters named after Italian Renaissance artists? I'll give you a hint.
They lived in the sewer and ate pizza. Dan. Yes, Dan.
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Chapter 4: What is the theme of this week's Fridayoke?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
It was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Donatello.
Raphael. Leonardo.
Michelangelo.
That's it.
We move on to question three. One to the tradies so far. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Dan.
Green Day? Green Day.
It is Green Day. He's making the comeback of a century. Can he get it done? Question number four. How many islands make up Hawaii? How many major islands, sorry, make up Hawaii? Yes, it's a multi-choice, but you buzzed in.
No, it's not one.
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Chapter 5: How did Bree and Clint prepare for their roast?
Tank diving. Tank diving, scuba diving. He's got it. Yeah, we'll take it.
She's a lady.
Oh, no. That game was just chaos. It had it all. The ending was actually fitting. Thanks, guys. That was a lot of fun. Dan, you're a repeat trading first lady champion. What flavour of box will this $50 be going towards? Perfect answer.
Yeah, nice, Dan.
Perfect.
Would you say this is the happiest year of your life so far?
Look, this is not an unhappy year, but I don't know it's the most happy of my life.
It's hard to pinpoint.
Yeah, I think you can only tell in hindsight, can't you? I think so. It would be hard to know that you're in the happiest year of your life while you're in it. This would have to be up there for you this year.
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Chapter 6: What are the highlights from the roast of Bree and Clint?
Mm-hmm. And so they've taken a bunch of data and they've put it into this U-shaped curve of happiness and they've come out with a result.
I reckon four was quite a good year.
When you were four?
Yeah. Okay. Very little responsibility. I don't remember much when I was four. Great sleep schedule.
Yeah, it's true. And... Had all my food made for me.
Made for me, yeah. Wasn't counting calories. Yep. Wasn't going to the gym.
That's true. Great.
Four was a good year.
It's not on the list. What do you think, based on research, they believe...
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Chapter 7: What insights did Jack Johnson share during his interview?
That's what this says.
Yeah. When your body starts to go.
Yeah.
Your health. A good friend of mine is dating a guy that's older than her at the moment. How much older? Seven years older. So she's about to turn 40. He's about to turn 47. And she said that he said that his body hurts all the time. She said that he is constantly telling her how much he is in pain every day. And she's scared because she knows she's only seven years away from that.
She's like, shit, that's not long. Did he play rugby though? Not to any high level.
Did he look after himself? I don't know. I think he's just a regular bloke who turned 47. But it does correlate with your U-shaped curve of happiness. He's at the bottom. The good news is it's only up from here.
Exactly. And I think obviously 69 is the happiest because your body at that point is just numb. Yeah. You can't feel anything. So you're on the up again.
No one's unhappy in a 69.
You said it. Dead end Franklin.
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Chapter 8: What was the final performance for Fridayoke?
It's levels. He was a bad boyfriend. Yeah. Someone finally said it, yes. Oh, I feel better.
She goes, it doesn't even matter if they were on a break or not. He was a bad boyfriend and his behaviour wasn't great.
So what is it that makes him a bad boyfriend? Because he kissed that other girl and because he didn't finish the letter.
He was... nah oh no the letter was on a different breakup wasn't it that was that was later when they got back together he was quite possessive he was quite controlling yeah like he didn't trust rachel with that guy mark at her work and he would turn up and like just love bomber okay remember all this these kind of things you're bringing it back to me now yeah um
But I thought we could delve into it deeper where I've went and looked up the last comments that Jennifer Aniston, who plays Rachel, has made about whether they were on a break or not. Yep. And David Schwimmer, who plays Ross. Okay. So who do you want to hear from first?
I'd like to hear from Rachel first, please.
Okay. The last time Rachel on record has commented about whether Ross and Rachel were on a break was whilst promoting... a charity in 2021, and she was asked about it. And she said, for the record, we were so not on a break.
Okay.
So she's holding true to... She's holding true to the character. Yeah. Whereas David Schwimmer, the last time he commented was back in 2020, where he told Jimmy Fallon as well, it's not even a question. They were on a break.
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