Chapter 1: Who are the featured roasters in the roast of Bree and Clint?
We got roasters.
This is the roast of Green Clint.
Chapter 2: What jokes does Liv McKenzie deliver during her roast?
And we'll start with Clint. Clint is a 39-year-old man whose dress sense can best be summed up as, I want to look cool on Mufti Day. The thing that throws me off is the moustache. I can't, the starfish, I can't tell if you're an undercover cop who wants to stay in touch with the kids or a paedophile who wants to touch kids. You look like you're going to arrest yourself.
Clint famously likes cherry rites because you are what you eat.
Chapter 3: How does Sharyn Casey roast Bree and Clint?
The less popular one. And of course, Brie Thomasel. Brie wrote a book called Unapologetically Me. And in it, Brie said that she both loves and hates this book. Well, Brie, I half agree with you. It's written exactly like you talk, completely in caps lock.
Brie had a ghostwriter on her book, which means that not only has she written more books than she's read, she's written more books than she's written. But you put them together and I mean, wow.
Chapter 4: What are Tom Sainsbury's highlights in his roast performance?
What a duo, what a team. Brie and Clint have the chemistry of a brother and sister who've had to been told not to fuck each other. It's a real case of should they, shouldn't they. They've never won a radio award in the eight years you've been doing the show together. And honestly, honestly, I don't understand that at all.
I mean, when you've been putting out such groundbreaking work as, is this guy Irish? Ha ha, I dressed up like you and hands up who's pooed in the sea. I mean, what kind of twisted geniuses could even think of that?
Chapter 5: What comedic style does Itai Dom bring to the roast?
To look at the ocean and think, I wonder who's pooed in there? I mean, truly visionaries. But in all sincerity, what you guys have built is genuinely impressive. And I think tonight and the turnout we've had is a testament to that. And I think the success and longevity that you have achieved just goes to show how many people are too cheap to pay for Spotify premiums. But it's not just me tonight.
Let's keep the show moving along.
Chapter 6: What insights does James Mustapic share during his roast?
We're going to bring on our first roaster. Our first roaster suffers from AH, which is like ADHD, except she doesn't get any D. It's Liv McKenzie!
Thank you so much for that, Rhys. That did come off a little bitter, but I'd be bitter too if I was a less hot, less successful Ben Hurley.
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So did you guys know that my middle name is Harriet?
Chapter 7: How does Bree respond to the roast directed at her?
Because my mum hated that name. My dad really liked it. And so she thought if she used it as my middle name, then she wouldn't have to use it for any future girls they had. So the producers of Taskmaster heard this story and went, that's a great idea. And then they made Rhys the head writer of the show so they'd never have to put him on.
so yeah I'm Liv McKenzie my show is called Literal Angel and it's about how I'm sick of being a good person and it's really hard so sorry in advance for the mean things I say tonight I try to be a really nice person but I did go to an all girls school for two years so it's just it's all in here Sharon Casey's here did you know Sharon yeah Sharon Sharon used to host a radio show with Guy Williams Sharon spent so long working with Guy that she became desensitised to annoying men and accidentally married a guy from The Rock
You'll get him on the next one, Sharon. He does breakfast, that's nice, okay. I reckon you'll get them on the next marriage, okay. How do you feel about boring guys?
Chapter 8: What final remarks does Clint make to close the roast?
There's some really nice ones on the breeze. I assume, I don't listen to the breeze. Tom Sainsbury, you may recognize him from the reels your mum sends you on Facebook that you can't be bothered watching. Itai, Itai's here. Itai got added kind of last minute so I don't really have much for him. What I know about Itai is that he's half Iranian and half Israeli.
So I don't really want to roast him because his family's already roasting each other. So I said I don't want to roast him. That was nice. Love you, Ty. Okay. James Musterpix here. Hi, Jamesy. It's so nice to see you. I didn't think James would be booked on this gig when I heard they got Tom Sainsbury, because obviously they were only wanting really famous gay guys.
But congrats, James, on Chris Parker and Maddie McLean being unavailable. Oh, my God, Maddie McLean, that's who's on the breeze. How do you feel about gay guys?
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And is that not the same thing? Okay, so Brie and Clint. Brie, your book is called Unapologetically Me, but Brie, I do think it's time to apologise. LAUGHTER I really want to be on Celebrity Treasure Island. I think I'd be really good because I did Scouts and I'll cry on camera. That's not a joke, just as if there's any producers in of that.
And the producers have told me that I can't be on the show because Bree's the host, obviously, and they've already got one too many annoying bisexual white women with ADHD on the show. So... They're full up. Brie does have two beautiful dogs, Meryl Streep and Whitney Houston. Yeah, they're both rescue dogs who came from very traumatic backgrounds.
Like, imagine being a dog and getting rescued out of this, like, very harrowing situation, going to a shelter, going to the SPCA, and then getting adopted by Brie Thomasow.
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When the dogs heard who was adopting them, they were like, just put us back in the dog fighting ring, actually. We like our odds better there. Bree, on CTI, you kind of dress like Robert Irwin if he transitioned. LAUGHTER I'm proud of that one. LAUGHTER
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