ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th July 2026
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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's Zidim's Brian Clint, the podcast.
Zidim's Brian Clint, thanks to KFC. What happens at 3 p.m.? At 3 p.m. ? 3.02 to be precise. Good afternoon, everybody. The old band is back together for at least one more day.
Yep, that's right. Band's all here for now on Baby Watch. No baby.
Baby due today.
Due date for baby is today.
And that's how dedicated Bree is. God. She's here.
I'm going to give that kid a talking to when it gets here because I don't like people to be late. Well, they're not late yet. Not yet.
They've got until midnight, don't they?
Yeah, they'd have to get a wriggle on.
Could be any minute, though.
A wriggle down, so to speak.
Wriggle out.
Wriggle out. Wriggle on down and out.
There's obviously nothing what you're about to experience, but I watched that episode of Clarkson's Farm last night where he births the calves. My first daughter came out Von Toose, which is where they put the suction cup on the baby's head.
Oh, I thought you were going to say she came out as a part of Cirque du Soleil.
Yeah, yeah. She came out in the Von Trapp family. So long. Farewell. But you've just got here, baby. They put the suction cup on the baby's head and then attached to the suction cup, it sounds rudimentary, but this is what it is, is a rope with a knot on the end of it so your hand doesn't slip off and then they pull the baby out of mum.
Like Jeremy Clarkson had to pull the calf out of the cow.
So Jeremy Clarkson's tied two ropes around the calf's legs and he's pulling it out. In any way, I thought of you.
Oh, good.
When does Baby Watch start and why is Bree due today?
Thank you.
I wonder if they'll let me do... They don't let you pull, no. Oh. It's very sensitive. And they're very... Obviously, they know what they're doing. But a lot of babies... I've done battle ropes at the gym, though. Totally. Very similar. You know? Yeah, yeah. It's like the sled pull. Yeah. Babies often have like a Von Tooth suction mark on the top of their head for a while.
And their head is a little bit like... Can be. Can be a little bit egg-like for a few days, eh?
Can be a bit coney, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
And then it comes good.
I think. I don't know. I've only been there for two births. Am I coming to this one? Not to this one. Okay, cool. Just checking. Fun show on the way for you guys, of course. But let's get into tradie versus lady. God, it has changed in the time that I have been away.
Yes, it sure has. The tradies have been all over it. Had a fantastic week. Took the lead last week and continued the run there on 57. The ladies on 55. Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
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Let's go tradie versus lady. This is the main event.
Tradie versus lady. Geez, if you were on holidays last week and you've come back, well, a lot's changed. The tradies have taken the lead. They're on 57 wins for the year. The ladies trailing, they're on 55.
Our lady is in Masterton. She's 42 and she is a grandmother of four. Welcome to the show, Alana.
Hi, Alana. Hello. Hi. Talk us through how that's even possible.
Young hot grandma mode.
Yeah. Started young.
Yeah, right.
And then your babies probably started young as well. Youngish, 19, 20. Okay. Oh, no, 20, 21. Yeah.
Well, there you go.
And that's how you get a hot grandma at 42.
Sorry to sexualise you like that, Alana. Okay, you're more than just a hot grandma.
Not to me. You'll just be a gilf. You're a gilf to me.
Alana? You're taking on a tradie from Auckland. He's 30 and he has played football against Harry Kane. No way. Welcome to the show, Mike.
G'day, Mike. G'day. Talk us through, how did that come about?
I was playing a bit of football for Auckland City FC. It's a smaller club in Auckland, but we played in the Cobb World Cup last year.
Whoa!
Do you know my cousin, Connor Tracey? Ah, yes, I do know good old Connor. He saved us a few goals that day.
Yeah, he was the goalie for the team. Go Small World.
Do you know my cousin Christian Mee? He doesn't play football. I was just wondering if you know him.
That would have been bloody good if you did.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:05
2
When does Baby Watch start and why is Bree due today?
2:05–6:01
3
How does the tradie versus lady quiz play out and who wins the $50?
6:01–18:01
4
What did the hosts say about the Spice Girls wedding and Mel C’s new last name?
18:01–25:03
5
How do listeners react when asked ‘Does your partner have an awful last name?’
25:03–1:07:04
Speakers
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