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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
from the ZM Podcast Network. This is... Fleshborn and Hayley's Big Pod. Thanks to Animates. Making happy happen for pets. Top six, Vaughan. Top six. Top six is coming up. The top six things Marilyn Monroe would have loved about 2026. She would be 100 this year too. Like David Attenborough. She's the same age as David Attenborough and Queen Elizabeth. What a legend.
So she would have been 100 and should she have been around she would have loved it. Oh, I bet. Would she? Oh, yeah. Do you reckon she would have been like... We'll get into that.
Maybe we shut up.
Maybe we don't say anything because I've got six. Oh, okay. We'll stop there. Maybe we don't. Maybe we don't. I almost felt like bullying him and just rattling some off. We won't. We won't do that. Nah, don't do that. Next on the show. Terrible news. Oh. I really hate to start the show on a down buzz, but there is a cat that is living under the poverty line.
And you won't believe it because it's a very famous father. Really? Where's my money, said the cat. A mystery to unpack next. Now, guys, I did say that we're starting the show with terrible news and it's awful. And I do apologise. You may remember very famous designer Karl Lagerfeld. He died. Yes, yeah. in 2019.
Fashion world shook, but everyone was like, what's going to happen with his famous cat, the Berman cat, Choupette? It was white, wasn't it? And he'd always post the photos with it. Yes. He was cat obsessed. It's got its own Instagram. Yes, so if you want to follow, it is ChoupetteOfficial, blue tick, verified.
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Chapter 2: What happened to Karl Lagerfeld's famous cat, Choupette?
How many followers? 278. Yeah, 278.8 thousand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Followers. Represented by at my pet agency. Really cute cat. 2011 though, that's getting on. That's a 15-year-old cat.
That is, man. Looking at those.
So cute. So Choupette is a princess, very beautiful. But you may remember when Karl Lagerfeld died, he left 1.5 million American dollars to Choupette. I do remember that. It was a huge story. A huge sum to make sure that Choupette was able to continue on living a lavish life. A lot of people do this, don't they? Leave some money in the well? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it was left to her carer, Francois Cocotte. Okay. And Francois used to be Karl Lagerfeld's housekeeper. So he had a personal relationship with Choupette, the cat. She has received not a cent. Choupette's living... He's been dead... Choupette is living... Yeah, been dead for seven years. Seven years. Choupette has not seen a dollar... of the $1.5 million fortune she's entitled to.
Wasn't he worth, like, hundreds of millions? What was his name? So, wait, who's got it then? Francois, the carer has, her carer. Yeah, but what's the cat going to do with money? The cat needs the carer. And $1.5 million and the lifestyle that they had become accustomed to, they would have blown through that in six years, seven years.
So, apparently, Karl Lagerfeld's estate has been embroiled in a lengthy dispute with French tax authorities. Oh, yeah, okay. And she said to hire lawyers, the carer, to pursue the inheritance. She said it's very expensive, everything. And so actually the cat's just living basic, like Raleigh, who was like in a plastic bag. Do you know what I mean? Just like... Living in her flat.
Yeah, just like at her flat. When its inheritance is $1.5 million. Went from a mansion to just living in someone's flat. Bright blue eyes, snowy white fur. Look at its age, though. You reckon? Man, I tell you what, no one posts more on social media than this cat.
So did you know the cat, we laugh at the cat, but by 2015, so at the age of four, Choupette, Karl Lagerfeld's cat, had already made $3 million from modelling. What? A cat had? What?
That is insane.
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Chapter 3: How does financial stress affect heart health?
Big print.
Pictures.
Coloured pictures. Flaps you can open up and there's textured bits underneath. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not my seven husbands. It's too fluffy. That's it. So what is Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo? What is it? Give us like the tiny little synopsis. Okay, so Evelyn Hugo is like a big, big movie star. I think like maybe Marilyn Monroe vibes, like very big. Not dead, though alive.
And then she enlists the help of... I always find it easy to write a book when you're alive. Yes. No, she's not writing the book. She enlists the help of like an unknown reporter who like writes her life. And you follow her journey as she's this big movie star. But there's some, it's got a great plot. Twist. Well, it's being, Netflix is turning it into a film. Okay. Which we love.
And it's being directed by none other than Anna Kendrick.
I can't wait for that scene.
No, do you know what? She's actually come so far and she didn't deserve that. No, she didn't. You know what? This is actually very exciting because book girlies always get slightly worried when Netflix is involved, if we're being honest. I love Netflix. Oh, really? They make it a bit shiny. You should hear what they say about you, Carwen. Oh, you know what I'm saying. Carwen Reid, she's a bitch.
No, give me a sponsorship deal. But Anna Kendrick coming on is so exciting. I loved her directorial debut, which was called Woman of the Hour. Woman of the Hour, that was cool. Oh, so good. If you haven't watched it, go watch it. So I'm trusting her with this story, and I think she's going to do a good job.
She knows how to reflect what women are feeling, and this book has a lot about that, of the journey of a woman. Yeah, so there were two other filmmakers that were going to be doing it. Maggie Betts, who did The Burial, and Leslie Hedlund, who did Russian Doll, directed. And then they both fell off the project somehow.
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Chapter 4: What are the top things Marilyn Monroe would have loved about 2026?
GP? No. Marae. You work at a marae. No. Whereabouts are you always taking your shoes off? Are you just like a parent? Are you a parent and your kids are trying to walk into the house? You've got to sit on the mat. He's getting a little bit closer. School teacher. No, because the school didn't want them manky-ass feet out in class. Stinky teenage feet. Can you please take your shoes off?
Give us one little clue. It's a specialised role. Or the foot makes shoes for people. Podiatrist. No. Chiropractor. No. Physio.
No. We suck at this.
Yoga teacher. Yoga teacher. It's really hard. I'm telling you it's hard. Okay. What is it? I'm sick of guessing. I hate this segment already. I'm a high school PE teacher. Why do they have to take their shoes off? Because they wear like... the hard-sold shoes in the gym. Oh, mark the course. Marking the course. Take your shoes off.
I spend about 10 minutes debating about take your shoes off, please. Please take your shoes off. I love this. Okay, Brianna, thank you for playing. Adele, good morning. What's the sentence you say or hear? And we'll guess your job.
I say, can you check this package for me, please? Quite a few times a day.
Can you check this package for me, please?
You say that. Yes, I say that.
Courier. You do testicular checks. Oh, check the package. Yeah. Can you check this package for me, please? Do you work at security, border control? No. Oh, I thought this game was going to be really easy. I thought it was going to be so much easier than this. We suck at this. Can you check this package for me, please? Can you check this package, please?
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Chapter 5: What inventive ways have people been asked out?
You're getting there. Or a GP. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your smearing. GP doesn't always ask to get your knickers off. But if your GP's doing your smear. Oh, if the GP's doing the smear.
That's the general thing.
All right. You know the drill.
Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift to personal anecdotes?
Yeah. Would you care for a drink? No answer on that one, so you can be right regardless. It's probably just a parent-teach interview. People say to me, I have a really high pain tolerance. Tattoo artist? Yes, or like a dentist.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have a really high pain tolerance. Oh, so that's saying it to the person. Yeah. Oh, right, right, right, right. I just have to hear that drill and I'm just like... I pay you... Numb me. Now, I know the answer to this one. You just remember, I pay your wages.
Oh!
Like anyone to the police or... Or this happened to be someone that works for the council. Oh, yeah, okay, yeah. I pay your wages. I'm sorry people say that to you.
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Chapter 7: What advice from podcasts do people live by?
Have you eaten anything today? As a question they ask people. Oh, phlebotomist, maybe. Oh, maybe if they're going to take a doctor.
Have you anything today?
Why are you fainting? Nurse, yeah. Yeah. I say this. This may hurt a bit. Look away. Or a phlebotomist. Phlebotomist, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eight inch or six inch?
Chapter 8: What are some whimsical dating ideas suggested?
Small pinch.
Quick little pinch.
Little scratch. Little scratch.
Little scratch.
Just a little scratch. Six inch or eight inch? Brothel. Timber sales.
Now we want to hear from you.
What was the most inventive way that someone asked you out? Or maybe you came up with a creative way. This is brilliant. A woman shared this online. She gave the guy from IT a chance and he sends her a link. He's made a website. You go on the website and it says, do you want to go out with me? Will you go on a date with me? There's a yes button and there's a no button.
If you hover over the no, the no button moves. So you click on yes. So you can't click no? You can't click no. It moves away. So you've got to click yes. Then it goes, no way, no way. Okay, okay. Then it says, so when are you free? New tab. You drop down a date. You select a day and a time that works for you. Then it moves on to the next tab and it says, what are you feeling?
And it will say, burgers. Chinese, Japanese, tacos, da-da-da-da-da. And then you make your selection. I think she did burgers. And then it says it's a date, 7 p.m. I'll be bringing the snacks, Friday, March, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's just like the most effort. I love that. What's it? Chalance. We love chalance. We're doing chalance. We are, yeah, we are. Making an effort.
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