Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Twenty-Three
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Did Fletch really hide his wedding from the team?
Nyt kannattaa katsastaa! Omalla Plus-katsastusasemallasi on sinulle hämmästyttävän edullinen tarjous, joka on voimassa vain rajoitetun ajan. Klikkaa plus.fi, valitse asema, syötä rekisteritunnus ja varaa aikasi huippuhalvalla tai kurvaa suoraan Plus-asemalle. Plus-katsastus katsastaa! Fleshmore and Hailey's Christmas Cocktail Special! Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special. The live show in our big pod is back on Monday the 19th of January after our holidays. Yep, and we are... Jesus Christ. He's choking up because he doesn't want to have to come back to work so soon. I don't, definitely don't, definitely don't. Patrick is the best... What episode is this? 40... 30... 23. Where will you all be right now?
You know, when they're listening to this. It's a week to go on holidays. I say that like we're all going somewhere exciting. Auckland. I think I'll be at the Mount. I'll be at home. I think I'm at Mount Maunganui. Where are you going to be? Giving it way too many vowels there. It doesn't matter. Maunganui. Oh, on these fucking coasters. These coasters, man. These coasters. Patrick says, Merry Christmas to my amazing supportive fiancée, Jeanne. Jeanne? Oh. Oh. I couldn't have made it through this tough year without you. Heaps of love, Gian. And I am so proud of you and everything you've accomplished in your life. You started in a foreign country in New Zealand at 15, not speaking English, and have become a fully qualified doctor of hematology.
That's the blood. Is that farm holes? No, that's the blood. No, because of hemorrhoids. unrelated horn I love you so much highlight of the year was getting to explore Melbourne with my partner and also getting a new role a month after I lost my last one is that bumholes yep juiciest moment of the year when I set up my new role as an assurance manager assurance wait are you no not insurance as assurance no so you're in a workplace and you're like I don't know if I can do this and you get the assurance manager yes you can come on mate yeah of course let me reassure you I learned that one of my team members was leaving the company due to an incident of misconduct. It's a juice story. I wasn't providing all the details here and exposing who I am.
Sorry about that. We love juice, and we're so good with secrets.
What are the hosts' holiday plans for Christmas 2025?
We never say anything. Reincarnation, it's a cat. My two cats have the best life. If I could just sleep, eat, and play all day without worrying about bills, that'd be nice. Lovely. Sarah, thanks Patrick. Sarah, Merry Christmas to my husband Lee and kids Piper and Carter. We'll be listening to your Christmas specials while at the beach. I know they shouldn't be listening as it's not always age appropriate, but at least I can blame someone else when crazy shit comes out of their mouth. No, we can't be having kids here. I'm sorry. No. Off your tottle. Off you go. I feel terrible about saying bumhole just moments ago. You really held it was a sustained bumhole as well. I'm sorry you're going to have to explain what a bumhole is.
How am I supposed to explain it? Highlight of the year when my cat, which I rescued from a breed here, returned home after four years. We had to replace him with another cat, which we adopted from Nine Lives Orphanage. My husband wouldn't let me spend lots of money on another cat as I lost the last one. Joke's on him. We have two. We love Nine Lives Orphanage. That's how to get two cats.
How did Patrick show appreciation for his fiancée?
If your partner won't let you get a second one, you give your cat to a friend to hang on to for two weeks, cry for the first week, and then be like, I think the only way I'm going to get over this is a new cat. Get the new one. Go pick up your other cat and be like, oh my God, we've got two cats now. That's toxic. Reincarnation choice, I'd come back as a Ketadu because they're voluptuous, good looking, and all they do is hang out getting drunk on berries. And when they fall out of trees, people think it's cute. Cute. That's not the first Ketadu either. No, we have quite a few Ketadu. Have we got someone coming for the dolphin? I think we might have a dolphin.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Did Fletch really hide his wedding from the team?
0:00–2:34
2
What are the hosts' holiday plans for Christmas 2025?
2:34–3:29
3
How did Patrick show appreciation for his fiancée?
3:29–4:44
4
What memorable moments did the hosts share from the past year?
4:44–6:05
5
What hilarious stories did the hosts share about their pets?
6:05–6:55
6
What are the hosts' favorite Christmas traditions?
6:55–7:29
Speakers
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