Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th September 2026

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Why did the host announce the end of the Lil Bitta Pod intro and what’s the episode’s premise?

Vaughan 0:00
From the Zim Podcast Network
Fletcher Christian 0:02
It's Flechborne and Haley's Little Bit A Cod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. It's done, guys. I'm no longer a Mazda Basta. Oh wow.
Vaughan 0:12
You're just a general member of the
Fletcher Christian 0:13
public that has
Vaughan 0:14
to buy their
Fletcher Christian 0:14
own car. I'm gonna get car insurance again. Fuck. I'm so gutted. But if you missed it, the m the the Mazda dealership I was a an ambassador for is closed. It's been bought out by some, you know, big p company or something.

What happened when the Mazda dealership closed and how did it affect the host’s ambassadorship?

Fletcher Christian 0:26
So I get the call I'm gonna bring my Mazda back and And
Vaughan 0:28
and were you not part of the deal? I thought that would have swayed the sale. Nah, nah, wow.
Fletcher Christian 0:35
So I have been delaying returning my car 'cause I've been so busy and had no time to clean it. And it's like I got all my stuff out, but it's so crummy. You know what I mean? Like there's just crumbs. Like the girl eats as she drives almost constantly.
Vaughan 0:50
Yeah.
Fletcher Christian 0:50
And it was filthy.

Why did the host delay returning the demo car and what issues did they discover inside it?

Fletcher Christian 0:51
And yesterday they were like, God, we're really gonna need the car back. Like we you y like when's it gonna be? And I was like, Oh, it's the only day I can make it work. So I was like, Okay, well come today, but I was like, It's not clean. I they were like, It's fine, they've got groomers, they've got a team of groomers, they'll just sort it out 'cause this car has to be sold. Do you know what I mean? It's like they'll y do it as an ex demo. Yeah. I pull out to uh and I see Mazda Mike's there and I was like, Oh mate, no, end of an era and I get the keys and stuff and he's like, Did you leave anything in it this time? I said, No, no, 'cause remember last time we found undies and like hair extensions, he was like, What the fuck is this?
Vaughan 1:24
Yeah.
Fletcher Christian 1:25
And I know.

How did the dealership react to the car’s condition and what cleaning plan did they propose?

Fletcher Christian 1:26
Does he leave anything in it? I was like, no, no, no, no. And I was just like trying to get away. Mike had my mic had pulled up to pick me up. And I was trying to get away before he checked it. And he was like, well, you better have a little lock. I was like, oh and he opened it. He was like, fuck me. He's like, you're a terrible car ambassador. I was like, I know. There's scarfs everywhere, mud everywhere. I've been using it to move things.

What funny mishaps occurred during the car hand‑over and what did the staff notice?

Fletcher Christian 1:46
So there's, you know, like just sort of like dents in the leather. Oh, hello. Tell you what, I should almost say the number plate and be like, don't buy this If you if you're looking for an ex demo Mazda, don't buy this navy. Well they'll no, they'll do their magic. They they'll do their magic. Nothing's actually damaged. It's just so dirty. Like it still has new car smell.
Vaughan 2:06
Okay. Oh, but
Fletcher Christian 2:07
it was smelled a little bit gasoline y as well because I had to get petrol for my mow. Gasoline You're a mess.

What are the host’s next steps after being declined as a brand ambassador?

Fletcher Christian 2:14
Do you know what? And then he was like, Are you looking for another ambassador shipper with a different brand? I was like, You don't want me. He's like, Nah, we don't. I was like, I'll just buy a car. I'm back to your regular princess. A polite decline. A polite decline.

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